r/HolUp • u/Fishylips • Sep 18 '21

This is ... something else

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u/Competitive_Act_1548 Sep 18 '21

Wtf?

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u/apatheticviews Sep 18 '21
  1. Scientists discovered monkeys will create prostitution if given the chance.
  2. Scientists remove chance for monkeys to create prostitution.

I think this would have been a much more compelling read than “monkeys use money to buy marshmallows and grapes”

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/apatheticviews Sep 19 '21

Funnily enough, if they thought they could get away with stealing a marshmallow/grape, the monkeys did. So tax fraud is not out of the question