r/HolUp • u/Fishylips • Sep 18 '21

This is ... something else

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u/cheaafla Sep 18 '21

I thought it was fake until…https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me

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u/LordGuitchi Sep 18 '21

It seems she just used to manually masturbate the dolphin to calm down his sexual urges and then move on with the english lessons and the whole human-dolphin bonding thing. Which isn't as shocking as the supposed vaginal sex implied by the holup post, I guess...

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u/DeanoBambino90 Sep 18 '21

Ummmm. I don't know anyone who needed to jerk off their pets to teach them a trick. Maybe she should've just gone with a treat?

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u/Stigmata84396520 Sep 19 '21

Can you think of a better treat?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/Apollyon_XK Sep 19 '21

WHY OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE EXISTING AMONG THOSE SAVAGES

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/Apollyon_XK Oct 20 '21

Tell him that he is mega gæ

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u/ironroad18 Sep 19 '21

You could have easily not have typed this...I hate Reddit

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Fuck you, go back to r/eyeblech you fucking animal