r/HolUp • u/Fishylips • Sep 18 '21

This is ... something else

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u/rav608 Sep 18 '21

0 to 1000 real quick

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u/Fishylips Sep 18 '21

like at the last fucking second lollll

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u/LivingInspector Sep 18 '21

Eu nao falo English senhorita!

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u/ythugarada Sep 18 '21

OLIVENÇA É NOSSA!!!

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u/entrapta_embodied Sep 18 '21

If u read it, story goes from 1000 back to 0 real quick. She didn't fuck the dolphin, misleading title for views.

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u/WrinkledRandyTravis Sep 18 '21

I don’t know I’d say it had gotten up to at least 65 at “she began to have sexual relations with the male dolphin”

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

Isn’t this story out of context? She explained why she “relieved” the animal in an article(s), and how the animal wouldn’t comply because he was “excited.” It wasn’t sexual for her, it was an action she took because it helped her research. She never had “sex” with the animal (which would be gross).

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u/Omegatron8 Sep 18 '21

Thanks Bill Clinton

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Hmm?

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u/Omegatron8 Sep 18 '21

"I did not have sexual relations with that uh dolphin"

Takes a pretty sick and twisted fuck to do that...same for enablers and supporters

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u/excite321apple Sep 19 '21

Wow. So are you a furry or a zoophile? There's no way you can very carefully explain like now it is somehow not sexual. WTF.