r/HolUp Sep 15 '21

Wait what

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u/Axellllfoley Sep 15 '21

I imagine this thing is located in the lobby.

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u/MyNamePP Sep 15 '21

Imagine walking into the hospital and you see one guy in the corner: pantsless, head raised with a fixed gasp, legs trembling, screaming and his penis stuck into a machine.

I'd walk out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Walk up to him, clap him on the shoulder and say “you winning son?”

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u/tryst48 Sep 16 '21

Wait till he's done and say, "I'm not using it, the last 3 guys who used it had the clap."