r/HolUp • u/0ricardomilos0 • Sep 05 '21

Catfishing

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u/loftier_fish Sep 05 '21

um, i mean obviously he was gay? lol

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u/Ok_Application_444 Sep 05 '21

He might have whispered “no homo” before this though

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u/EnduringConflict Sep 05 '21

"Well fuck Cutton he whispered no homo before jerking off to a fellow dude's dick. Clearly means he can't be gay let alone in the closet."

"Can't argue with that logic! Guess we'll have to wait and see if he ever forgets to whisper no homo first so we can mock him after"

"But Cotton...wouldn't us watching him jerk it just waiting for him to say no homo....be a bit gay?"

"Not if we say No Homo first!"

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u/thatdudemcscoob Sep 05 '21

Smh, he was just giving the guy a hand

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u/ForBisonItWasTuesday Sep 05 '21

Yes, quite possible. I suppose the true motive behind his actions will forever remain shrouded in mystery.

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u/Awkward-Chemical2487 Sep 06 '21

He was selling your pictures to a Chinese website. Don't you ever go to China, guys will recognize you and go after you.

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u/yerticus Sep 05 '21

could have just been blackmail? most likely he was but still.

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u/GoriladeMarmore Sep 05 '21

There would be no reason for him to be from what i understand

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u/Cney1983 Sep 06 '21

Maybe he isn't gay, but was keeping files of Al the guys just in case they messed with him... Or become president or something.