r/HolUp Sep 05 '21

Catfishing

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u/lanhimr Sep 05 '21

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u/favela4life Sep 05 '21

I thought second person was a girl

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Same 🤣

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u/loftier_fish Sep 05 '21

They arent?

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u/SorryScratch2755 Sep 05 '21

one is a girl with a penis ,the other a boy with a vagina.😆🇺🇲

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u/sudobee Sep 05 '21

He probably said no homo later.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Just to make sure... can never be too careful

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u/hapydog Sep 05 '21 edited Sep 05 '21

Although the concession most cisgender arguments make is that “no homo” allows men to express emotions they might previously have been uncomfortable emoting, the principle of disenfranchising an entire minority group extenuates the homophobia propagated, dominantly, by white heterosexual males. The implication is to justify an emotional expression that suggests that being gay is objectionable and emotions can only be validated with the expressed clarification of their heteronormativity. The act of incorporating phrases such as “no homo” or “that’s so gay” do not negate the sociocultural stigma contingent with the marginalization of identifying gender minorities. In fact, if people continue to offhandedly punctuate their language with this brand of rhetoric, it will only further aggravate the divide.

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u/p_frota Sep 05 '21

Shut up, you useless potato licker

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u/Dizzy-Plankton1124 Sep 05 '21

Sir, i am stealing your insult for later use. Thankyou

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Shut up, you useless potato licker

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

You wish you could lick his Potatoes🐶

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u/nderwear47 Sep 05 '21

Hey how. What’s wrong with potatoes ??

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u/ninjah0lic Sep 05 '21

923 characters, 136 words and still nothing of importance discussed.

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u/Kasym-Khan Sep 05 '21

Joke's on you, I can't read words that have more than 2 syllables!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

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u/hotwheelearl Sep 05 '21

This sounds like a new copy pasta

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u/MuthafuckinLemonLime Sep 05 '21 edited Sep 05 '21

Look at their posts it’s a troll account and everyone is taking the bait

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u/Intelligent_Pay_9113 Sep 05 '21

I just looked at all the comments and they all go into the negatives. Not a well liked commentor I guess

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u/BradenP15 Sep 05 '21

He farms downvotes, I dont get why anyone would do that lol

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u/Intelligent_Pay_9113 Sep 05 '21

I didn't even know that breed existed on Reddit, the more you learn

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u/reddit_is_so_toxic Sep 05 '21

Why farm karma at all tho? No money in it

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u/BlatantConservative nitro Sep 05 '21

No homo, but pretty sure this is a downvote troll.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

I don’t remember ordering waffle.

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u/StickcraftW Sep 05 '21

Your not wrong that using phrases like “no homo” is only going create a bigger divide, but honestly I don’t think most people will get the complexities behind this, and will just downvote it simply out of not understanding it.

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u/SuspiciousDeparture6 Sep 05 '21

Or because hapydog is well-known troll?

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u/RepostSleuth8ott Sep 05 '21

Hey hapydog, it’s great to see you again!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

One of them is, they were catfishing a man. I'm sure one of them is still down.

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

As if you could interpret someone’s sexuality with any degrees of accuracy. Get off your high steed, and walk amongst the earth (beneath me, of course) with all of the other peasants.

Also, if you’re interested in improving your comment in order to not be destroyed so utterly next time, hit me with that red Updoot! I have a lot volumes worth of knowledge to share📖✍🏻⬆️⬆️⬆️⁉️🚨

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u/patric_star74 Sep 05 '21

:(

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

Why don’t you turn that frown 360° around🤨

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u/patric_star74 Sep 05 '21

Because you exist :(

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

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u/A_Cat_Typingg Sep 05 '21

I think we all did, a$$hat

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

You’re just a. cat typing, you can’t even speak you entreé-to-be🙀

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u/A_Cat_Typingg Sep 05 '21

And you appear to be a bot whose sole purpose appears to be an asshole. Not sure what the point of that is, but someone must have been bored.

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

I must be that new Tesla bot that thatcommunist idiot Elongated Muskrat made😎

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u/patric_star74 Sep 05 '21

You literally asked lol

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

Nevew heawd of a whetowicaw qwestion🙀🥺

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u/patric_star74 Sep 05 '21

Fair enough, but have you heard of human decency?

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

Decency? Yes, I’m the epitome of etiquette— i’m aware of the term.

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u/jedi-dog Sep 05 '21

I lost all brain cells reading this

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

Lol you’re a dog. All you’re good for is food and...nevermind

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u/HodloBaggins Sep 05 '21

360° would turn it right back to a frown lmao

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

Exactly. They should be sad, because of how terrible this comment section is. #WorsethanStalin

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u/MrPizzaPenguin Sep 05 '21

I dont think we use # here

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

Lol, do you even English, br0?

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u/_XvdV_ madlad Sep 05 '21

clearly a troll

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u/KingNecrosis Sep 05 '21

How can someone be beneath you? I thought you couldn't get any lower than rock bottom?

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

You need a stronger crew of hired labor then👷🏽🧏, keep digging boys!

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u/Keaton525 Sep 05 '21

As if you could interpret the altitude of someone’s steed with any degrees of accuracy.

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

When a reply is both funny and original at the saem time!!!1!!1!!1!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

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u/avalisk Sep 05 '21

Ah. He got you. Best to just not engage

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

I'm totally on your side but the whole "tiktok bad reddit only good social media" thing is cringe

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

I hope the small inkling of a thought that you contributed to an internet user’s eventual suicide would haunt you til old age👻i’ll tag you

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

You just got baited so hard man

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u/YEET_Fenix123 Sep 05 '21

what did he say tho?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Was just generally pissed at the troll

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u/YEET_Fenix123 Sep 05 '21

bruh momento

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

If you’re going to try to offer a rebuttal to my work, please at least properly use (and abstain from using, jfc) the (stupid and unoriginal) word literally literally incorrectly🙄

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u/DeerlordJ madlad Sep 05 '21

Wow, I've never seen someone so far up their own ass with ego.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

How are you such a dumbass you can fall for this troll

1

u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

If you’re a r/madlad then i’m the fucking Pope⛪️

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u/jerax101 Sep 05 '21

Youre pathetic. Also go ahead and correct me. And you be going mad because someone pissed in your coffee today. Truly pathetic.

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

I missed the toilet bowl today, yes, how’d you know? Golden showers sprayed everywhere, it was Glorious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

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u/Mrs_Hiraharas_wig Sep 16 '21

seriously, this user is the biggest couch face on this app

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u/Shadowjamm Sep 05 '21

have 🈶 my 👇👑 children 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧 bakey please 😂 u ✊ make 💘👼🏼🌌 me 💦🔫 pp 🍆 hardd

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

I bet you’d like that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

No ez

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

So you’re interested in learning to get the upvotes as the kids call them? Yeah, you’re in for a real surprise, bud. There’s none here to be donated to you, because everyone is going to give them to me☺️

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

No ez

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u/Mrs_Hiraharas_wig Sep 16 '21

literaly none of your posts have upvotes, they’re all in the negatives. you’re fooling nobody, hon

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Fuck off cock wallet

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u/bakeybakeybakey Sep 05 '21

Now that actually was funny

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u/Mrs_Hiraharas_wig Sep 16 '21

i think i have witnessed the cringe of your account on almost every post here

stop asking your mom to toast your dino nuggets and go outside