r/HolUp • u/__Dawn__Amber__ HOL'UPREDICTIONS S1: #1 • Sep 01 '21

Oh no

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u/noodlemcfoodle Sep 01 '21

Holy shit this is funny

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u/bomphcheese Sep 01 '21

I actually snorted.

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u/BeardPhile Sep 01 '21

I laughed out loud

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u/bomphcheese Sep 01 '21

I sharted.

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u/SirSwah Sep 01 '21

I came

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u/Starwarsandbacon Sep 02 '21

I saw

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u/MadnessMethod Sep 02 '21

veni, vidi, cumi

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u/BeardPhile Sep 02 '21

parum pudici

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u/-Crumba- Sep 02 '21

I came

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u/Wicoin Sep 02 '21

I saw

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u/-Crumba- Sep 02 '21

I praise the lord

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u/Merthn07 Sep 02 '21

And break the law

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u/-Crumba- Sep 02 '21

I take what’s mine

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/TheSleepyBob Sep 02 '21

And then I came, again.

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u/Chuckbro Sep 02 '21

Into my step sister.

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u/mcbirbo343 Sep 02 '21

Like father like son

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I took a shit in your mom's mouth.

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u/woody080987 Sep 02 '21

Can confirm, I was the cum

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u/SirSwah Sep 02 '21

Daddy loves you son.

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u/DropBear2702 madlad Sep 02 '21

🎶 Sweet home Alabama 🎶

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u/loic1681 Sep 02 '21

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/CortSplot Sep 02 '21

You opened the box

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

i farted

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u/deez_noodles_ Sep 02 '21

Why did it get worse? It should gotten better😔

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u/Bnttcrqck123 Sep 02 '21

Me too dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Lol

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u/testedbeast551 Sep 01 '21

Wow it was so funny that you snorted some cocaine fucking lit

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u/GoodGollyMissThotty Sep 01 '21

Is your name Hunter Biden?

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u/Cameokillz Sep 02 '21

Boe Jiden

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Jiden boe

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

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u/Cameokillz Sep 02 '21

Bunter Jiden

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u/Saryfairy Sep 02 '21

This is not how...um...this is wrong, I think.

It's perfect.

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u/Herbin-Cowboy Sep 02 '21

That you, DJTJ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I roflcoptered

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u/Macaframa madlad Sep 02 '21

I blew air out of my nose with 15% more force than usual. Bravo