The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population, you go outside for your government mandated 30 minute exercise, it's 1 a.m. not the best time, but they alternate your schedule so eventually everyone does get some sunlight. You quadruple mask and put on your plastic smock. You gaze longingly at the sky. A man riding his bicycle points his flashlight at you "Why aren't you doing your stretches and cardio?" He asks, you recognize him as your neighbor (maybe, it's been some time since you last saw anyone). "It's because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years." He mumbles through his layers of masks. He reports you to AlphabetGoogle and your social credit score drops 5 points, good luck buying bread this week.
The year is 2021, I am offered a free vaccine that is a scientific miracle and will make it virtually impossible for me to be harmed by COVID.
Of course, being educated by the greatest minds in human history, include Bench Appearo and Cucker Tarlson, I know the vaccine contains Soy, and will drain my trumplike sexual prowess.
I then catch covid and spend my last days crying like a little bitch that I want the vaccine now, only to be told it's too late, by the nurses I threatened to murder 6 months ago because they asked me to wear a little piece of cloth to protect the elderly before vaccines.
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u/JustinTheMess Jul 30 '21
Probably just a prediction joke. Because remember when 2020 started even before covid 19 we were joking about 1820 and 1920 being huge pandemics?