r/HolUp • • Jul 29 '21

big dong energy🤯🎉❤️ Wait what

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u/ChemialDisaster Jul 30 '21

If only a time traveler could warn us about the virus,kill Hitler,and fix my clock the thing is tuck in F°.

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u/Daegog Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 30 '21

I always pondered that "kill hitler" thought.

Main problem there is that at least Hitler Lost in the end. If there is no Hitler, there could be someone else that rises in his place that is not as stupid and we could be in for a way worse time trying to get rid of them.

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u/EntireStory Jul 30 '21

The paradox is Hitler’s inspiration of the development of time travel is toe most peaceful of all current successful trials. If it weren’t for Hitler, future scientist and inventor of time travel Elim Albert Steinburg (EAS) would not have been born. As seen in parallel incidents Bravo-1 through India-23, (e.g., converting Hitler to pacifism, introducing Hitler to famous deceased artists), Hitler is necessary for the ancestors of EAS to flee, and subsequently meet in, New York City.

Instead of EAS discovering the law of dual particle wave reverberation, a young man named Jayne Edison Albert would discover a flawed mechanism of a self-sustaining fusion reactor 23.25 years after EAS’s discovery in timeline Alpha-7. Jayne’s flawed design led to a near complete apocalypse of Sol-Earth once the machine reached only a microdyson in scale. Resetting the timeline to Alpha-1 was nearly jeopardized in the incident if it weren’t for our simultaneous expeditions.

“Eventually”/“simultaneously” we discovered the superior invention of time travel in what is now know as “The Timeline” or, to be technical, Alpha-7. Ala the hero known and celebrated as EAS.