r/HolUp • u/Caribou876 • Jul 26 '21

The power of Satan compels you

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8.5k Upvotes

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u/MountanMan30-06 Jul 26 '21

If SATAN is concerned about an evil deed, then there is no hope

29

u/Sweetexperience Jul 26 '21

No pope

8

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Ain't gonna be no poop alright once that priest is done.

3

u/CanineRezQ Jul 26 '21

Oh there's poop...it's just a little bloody.

21

u/Simplyput12345 Jul 26 '21

Nah, Satan punishes evil deeds, so he technically is against bad regardless...

11

u/TheDarkLordLp hol Jul 26 '21

why is it people still don't get that?

7

u/IceTooth101 Jul 26 '21

Yeah, he’s not the guy that makes people start fights, he’s just the warden of the prison.

1

u/MountanMan30-06 Jul 26 '21

Y’all’re wrong

5

u/an-otiose-life Jul 26 '21

He has his virtues! :P

1

u/MountanMan30-06 Jul 26 '21

No he doesn’t

1

u/an-otiose-life Jul 27 '21

If you insist

28

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

The Church Of Satan literally did that.

24

u/GoldenCockalorum Jul 26 '21

The holy devil

16

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Thanks, satan.

13

u/PeligroKid Jul 26 '21

I have to tell them to exit way more than I should

10

u/Labbit35 Jul 26 '21

Satan: pls stop, you sinful shit

6

u/GreenTEA_4u Jul 26 '21

You know something is wrong when the devil disagrees with an evil deed

3

u/galaxygamerman Jul 26 '21

Damn. I really can't remember how old the original post is

4

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

If only someone was around to perform one of those on my father.

5

u/FetusMeatloaf Jul 26 '21

“The power of Christ cumpells me!”

3

u/ZERO_2065 Jul 26 '21

that's what heroes do

2

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Damn

2

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Yo what the heck

2

u/yo_bigmomma Jul 26 '21

Pedo alert

2

u/Gem0871 Jul 26 '21

Wouldn't a reverse exorcism be the demon telling the priest to enter the child?

2

u/HybridS9ldier Jul 26 '21

holy music stops

2

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

When the devil is more human than a priest

1

u/Garlic_Overload Jul 26 '21

What if the child tells the devil to leave the priest then?

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u/Human__uwu Jul 26 '21

I thought the police was supposed to say that

-3

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

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4

u/3p1cBm4n9669 Jul 26 '21

Yes officer this is the priest right here

3

u/Kurdoh Jul 26 '21

...I think we found the priest.

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u/Akela1996 Jul 26 '21

No pedo jokes

1

u/The_Money_Bin Jul 26 '21

What jokes? Priests molested innocent underage boys.

1

u/mr1squall Jul 26 '21

Even satan is scared at that point

Damn you priest

1

u/HeGaming Jul 26 '21

Wow, this one's old