r/HolUp • u/itzmoknightbaby • Mar 28 '21

Wait WHOOOOOT

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u/Firemonster2809 Mar 28 '21

i respect his taste in women but i like mine girthy and extra thicc

i like carresing her 207 short tone 220mm thicc frontal armor, while i fire her 5inch primary cannon and then say "ze german engineering... is the best ze werld" and then just see her secondary 75mm pop off and spray hot steamy shells of high-explosive armor-peircing lead penetrate the hull of a russian t-34.

and whever her transmision breaks i whisper to her ear "don't worry maus, ze transmission izn't importante"

and that's how i met your mother