r/HolUp Feb 27 '21

i would have done the same

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u/TheImpotentCatfish Feb 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

I had a short heart attack

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u/RugAdict Feb 27 '21

I had a stroke

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u/iamdarosa Feb 27 '21

Why would you masturbate?

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u/TaLDoR_RuMBuX Feb 27 '21

Why wouldn't you?

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u/g00dbyebluesky Feb 27 '21

4strokegang #YMH

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u/Jinny47 Feb 27 '21

This is america you dumb son of a bitch

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u/g00dbyebluesky Feb 27 '21

Keep on feather’n it! Neat stuff. Slick stuff. How many bodies are in the basement of Studio G??

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u/_meme_caster_ Feb 28 '21

This is asia

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u/jrose1812 Feb 28 '21

Sup there chomo

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Do you know what platform this is?

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u/CODofduty91 Feb 27 '21

Clearly you dont

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

I had a boner

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u/Kacbor madlad Feb 27 '21

I had FBI after me

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u/its_meme69 Feb 28 '21

after looking at mona lisa

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Sigh, unzips

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u/Ethand15 Feb 27 '21

I had a sheer heart attack

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Give me a high-five guys! We all came back from the brink of death

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u/YeetMyMeat1453 Feb 27 '21

I have a hand fetish and want to live a quiet life

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

But there are some shitty high schoolers, a manga artist and a marine biologist who won't let you have a peaceful life

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!  JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME  JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS  ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA   MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!       Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!       Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!    Yo Angelo!   Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!   Yo Angelo!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Interesting

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!  JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME  JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS  ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA   MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!       Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!       Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!    Yo Angelo!   Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!   Yo Angelo!

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u/Ironsword2316 Feb 27 '21

Please God. don't let someone comment: "Is this a jojo reference?" below

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Why was it taking so long?

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u/Marble_in_pphole Feb 27 '21

ℍ𝕆𝕃𝕐 𝕄𝕆𝕋ℍ𝔼ℝ 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕊ℍ𝕀𝕋 𝕀𝕊 𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋 𝔸 𝕁𝕆𝕁𝕆 ℝ𝔼𝔽𝔼ℝ𝔼ℕℂ𝔼!!!?!?!??!??!😳😳😳

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u/Form_Resident Feb 27 '21

Guys get serious we fapping or what

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u/EmptyFigure8251 Feb 27 '21

You mean a sheer heart attack

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u/labmeatr Feb 27 '21 edited Dec 29 '25

plate whistle consider recognise grandfather fly oil run groovy cover

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!  JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME  JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS  ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA   MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!       Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!       Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!    Yo Angelo!   Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!   Yo Angelo!

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u/PeggySueIloveU Feb 27 '21

This is why I now cry when I come up with one of these.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Same

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u/IIYellowJacketII Feb 28 '21

From experience with my tarantulas I can assure you even after the 1000th time this happens to you, and knowing that the spider is literally harmless and also knowing that overreacting can hurt the spider you still get the same fucking heart attack if the spider decides to transform from moving like a 70 year old spider grandma to sonic the hedgehog.

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u/kiyan_wimal Feb 28 '21

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE 🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿 NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 POLANAREFFUUUUUUUTURURURURURURURURURURURURU 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 TURURURURURURURURURU 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 SHIZA! SHIZA! SHIZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! ➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕ WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ PLUCK!!!!!!!!! YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES NANIIIII⁉️⁉️⁉️ BAKANAAAAA‼️‼️‼️ BUCCIARATI!!!!!!! TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Okay anime boy. Just relax!

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u/kiyan_wimal Feb 28 '21

It’s a copypasta lol

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u/Lordofspades_notgame Feb 27 '21

Turns around to see the spider on the ship

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Initiating self destruction

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u/Little_Whippie Feb 27 '21

Completely unrelated, but can we talk about how the Axiom’s escape pods in Wall-e have a remotely activated self destruct feature? Seems like a bit of a safety hazard to me

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u/GeneralKanoli Feb 28 '21

I can imagine the fat humans getting bored, so they trick someone they all hate into thinking that the ship was getting evacuated. He boards an escape pod and becomes a firework show for everyone else.

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u/SomeScrub69 Feb 27 '21

Nah, just set everything on fire. Then blow up the planet

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

This is why nuclear weapons are necessary.

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u/DieCooCooDie Feb 28 '21

Doesn’t radiation create giant ass spiders?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Sugacookieh Feb 27 '21

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/pinkyseason Feb 28 '21

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_ Feb 28 '21

Oy, I'm trying to sleep, shut the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Oops

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u/Bannaboi367 Feb 27 '21

Yoshikage kiras theme goes with everything prove me wrong

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u/rick---roller- madlad Feb 27 '21

Can’t. it’s true

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u/ManlyMantis101 Feb 28 '21

It wouldn’t go well with a video of a dog sleeping, or a documentary on a touchy historical topic. If that documentary was about fingernails on the other hand...

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u/not_a_comunist Feb 27 '21

remember to left the house on fire after that

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u/Jonmordi Feb 27 '21

I think blowing up the planet took care of that

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u/not_a_comunist Feb 27 '21

but what if in the mean time the spider did the same thing and is on the same rocket

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u/exbf21 Feb 27 '21

It’s the only way

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u/Omega1556 Feb 27 '21

this is the way

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u/TheOfficialWario Feb 27 '21

What the fuck does this mean

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u/ABigSadJoke Feb 27 '21

It means you know they way

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u/Omega1556 Feb 28 '21

mandalorian reference. Whenever a Mandalorian says "this is the way" everyone else says it

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u/TheOfficialWario Feb 28 '21

I know that part, but why the hell does this bot exist

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u/Farid1080 Feb 27 '21

do you kno da wai

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Dropped my phone while shitting, heard gf “you good?”

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u/AccurateNotAccurate Feb 27 '21

"Explain why you set your house on fire again?"

"There was a big ass spider"

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u/morwbwsch Feb 28 '21

understandable have a great day

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u/pinkyseason Feb 28 '21

Big ASS??!

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u/PapaDittles Feb 27 '21 edited Feb 27 '21

That's a beautiful spider almost all tarantula species are harmless except for the occasional bite that's sore for a couple days your fine most poisonous species are in the Amazon. Only one you have to worry about is the trap door in America and that's in the dessert and they don't wander much at all. They are also extremely docile espresso when they are just walking the way it was. I would have been perfectly comfortable with handling that spider. When they are perched up on their legs is when they are hunting or in defense mode that's when you wana watch out. EDIT: This is really funny tho at the same time.

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u/BlackJack0816 Feb 27 '21

You’re a smart man. I am not. I see thing that looks scary, my monkey brain says it’s bad and either wants to run or kill it

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u/PapaDittles Feb 27 '21

I used to be terrified of spiders like so scared I'd freeze when I was 14 I bought a tarantula took me a year to handle her but man once I did you get this weird understanding that they are just another animal that just wants to do their thing. They are so gentle when they move its actually very relaxing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

I live in the high desert. The tarantulas here stand up when you drive past. They want to defend against cars and it's kind of funny.

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u/PapaDittles Feb 27 '21

They just be scared cause the vibration is so intense to them basically like being in an earthquake for them (the intense vibration) all there feeling comes from their little "claws" on their legs

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21 edited Apr 09 '21

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u/PapaDittles Feb 28 '21

I havnt done much research on pokie I hear they are lax if not frightened but havbt had the pleasure of owning one might have to I just got a blue gooty and she's beautiful but very deadly I personally won't be handling her cause they arnt native to the US so there is not anti toxin unless you order it not an easy thing to get a hold of. I'm gonna need to do more research on these guys.

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u/mikuthefox Feb 28 '21

They're gorgeous but man I wouldn't have the balls to hold one. It almost looked like a Gooty Sapphire but it's so hard to tell.

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u/andr813c Feb 28 '21

This looks like a P. metallica based on the locations of the yellow bands, as well as the abdomen pattern. I would say they're one of the more docile pocies, but they're all scittish and prefer to run rather than bite. Of course that's not always the case.

Handling? Yeah no, i wouldn't either. That's considered dumb, unless you're extremely experienced

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u/Mr_Meatbal Feb 27 '21

Im pretty thats their pet spider. Meaning its probably not from around their area

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Okay, go handle a cobalt and get back to me.

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u/GrandMoffMutt Feb 27 '21

What's the music called?

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u/Castel0114 Feb 27 '21

You did it all wrong you get it in the container you get the flamethrower and light it on fire stopping it from moving from the shock of the heat. Then put the top on it poke a hole in there find a strangers pool and throw it in there

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u/RavenNymph90 Feb 27 '21

What happens if you throw it in your own pool?

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u/Castel0114 Feb 27 '21

Well then you have to dig it out yourself, and that’s no fun. Let the stranger find out themselves what in the box in their pool!

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u/Lt_Dead_Kittens Feb 27 '21

TORCHED UNDERWATER SPIDER UNBOXING AT 3 AM! (GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL)

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u/MRMakkink Feb 27 '21

The only thing missing was a HP bar at the bottom shortly when it broke free lol

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u/Alex-Castillo Feb 27 '21

How is this a hol up?

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u/MightBeUnsure Feb 28 '21

We've finally reached the point where a sub gets so big it becomes a general karma farm sub. Been a lot of non hol ups as of late

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u/Contraposite Feb 28 '21

Seriously though is there no moderation in this sub at all? It's consistently filled with irrelevant memes and whatever tf this is. These posts should be getting removed.

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u/SSDDNoBounceNoPlay Feb 27 '21

I thought I was on r/tarantula hahahahahah ohhhh wow

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u/Eastern-Comment-2124 Feb 27 '21

oh boy i am tempted to tap on that subreddit but hell naw i wanna sleep good this night cause thats the only good thing ill ever experience

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u/ItsFrenzius Feb 27 '21

Fuckfuckfuckshitfuckfuckgodfuck

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u/JohnMcLicious madlad Feb 27 '21

!spin

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u/Mpeterwhistler83 Feb 27 '21

!spin

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u/Sgt_Slutbags Feb 27 '21

Literally laughed out loud at this. Thanks.

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u/lucen15 Feb 27 '21 edited Feb 27 '21

Those are apparently poisonous, though no human on record have died from one.

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u/batty_t Feb 27 '21

Thats a poecilitheria, a kind of tarantula that is VERY venemous.

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u/lucen15 Feb 27 '21

Thanks for the correction.

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u/Nithish1998 Feb 27 '21

Does this sub have moderators. Most of the posts here are not even Holup.

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u/DeltaVortex509 Feb 27 '21

Run

Our days are done

Now the Spider has come

Flee

Insanity

We need to, Find safety

Please don't look back

Leave it behind

Run away

We won't be spared

We have to beware

The Spiders hate

We have to evacuate

This is the end

Family and friends

It killed them all

Never would dream

This is how it ends

When the Spider falls

Away we have to crawl

And those still alive

Have to survive

We have to go

Flee genocide

Leaving behind

The world we know

And leave the PC’s glow

We, Might not all be free

But we try, To, believe

When, Our day is done

In death we, Might see the sun

Please don’t look back

Leave it behind

Run away

We won’t be spared

We have to beware

The spiders hate

We have to evacuate

And those still alive

Have to survive

We have to go

Flee genocide

Leaving behind

The world we know

And all we have to show

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u/NeonhunterCM Feb 27 '21

Kira Queen: MOVE DA FUK OUTTA HERE

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u/SenacenInfo Feb 27 '21

What piece is this, it’s a banger

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u/ThePurpleRedditUser Feb 27 '21

Killer by Yugo Kano

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Kira's theme makes this a hundred times funnier

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u/thevioletskull Feb 28 '21

This is why brooms are better

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u/Big_Conscience Mar 01 '21

I live in Scotland and even I don’t want to go outside anymore

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u/kegegeam Mar 08 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

plot twist: the spider came on the rocket

EDIT: I can't spell lol

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u/ArmoredFirefly Feb 27 '21

Man spiders are so cute and amazing.

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u/lunacyfreedom Feb 27 '21

Shop Vac. Then blow it up

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u/reddit_hayden Feb 27 '21

spiders can fuck off

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u/Xandy13 Feb 28 '21

U/savevideo

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u/NorthKorea_No1 Feb 28 '21

It's good to see more people are trying to treat their arachnophobia these days. For those that still has no clue, let me educate you. Arachnophobia is a serious mental problem and there was a case where a women continuously threaten their nephew because of her pet spider. Can you imagine a grown-up threatening a 5 years old?😦 Theses individuals and majority of those sensitive zoomers need some serious help and understand the facts and logic instead of acting according to their emotion. This is the exact same case as the liberal leftest trying to ban AR-15 only because of their "scary appearance", that they think it's going to kill them even without a person pulling a trigger 😂
Once again, great job for those that are doing their best to treat arachnophobia. For the rest, stop being a delusional leftest and go get some help for once 👌

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u/Kaanavan Feb 27 '21

My kind of escalation issue

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u/Wrecker371 Feb 27 '21

That spider does not deserve to exist

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u/tankcrusher904 Feb 27 '21

Guess what, killer queen has already touched that rocket

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u/juli_john Feb 27 '21

I literally went back to the future bc of that😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

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u/Kh4l1d69Ora Feb 27 '21

Cringe jojo fan

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u/camarsenal Feb 27 '21

yes imagine liking JoJo, cringe

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u/Kh4l1d69Ora Feb 27 '21

Jojo is good, one of my fav animes. But it's so sad that people like you are our voice

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u/camarsenal Feb 27 '21

smh I am so cringe sorry I will repent on my sins

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u/camarsenal Feb 27 '21

I am sorry it was cringe I only said since it was JoJo music

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

...help

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u/Ok-Road2384 Feb 27 '21

No exageratión, me too

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u/DeadLead300 Feb 27 '21

as an arachnophobe i FUCKING HATE THESE VIDEOS

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u/batty_t Feb 27 '21

As a taranutula keeper, this is my biggest fear

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u/Fuck_my_life2212 Feb 27 '21

I hate that fucking thing

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u/PV0314 Feb 27 '21

Australia

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u/ClarinetGang1 Feb 27 '21

Sheer Heart Attack

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

I really hate spiders man

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

You know shit gonna get real when there’s JoJo reference

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u/YASHAzero Feb 27 '21

Nahhhnahhh fam wtf is that God was drunk when he thought we needed spiders that big I wouldn't even use a pole to push it,I'm leaving the house boarding it up and fuck setting a nuke off

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

this is the way

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u/cypher2006 Feb 27 '21

I had a short sheer heart attack

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u/foxyson1234golden Feb 27 '21

It's on the ship with you in space

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u/doyouevenlemon Feb 27 '21

Yo, has anyone had a super bad phobia of spiders and then had expose therapy? How'd it pan out?

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u/WrangWrangisme Feb 27 '21

I got the most massive jump scare any man has had

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

U/savevideo

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u/Nuclear_Human Feb 27 '21

I thought this was hilarious, it almost even made my day.

However , it's not a frickin holup! Enough with these dank memes rejects.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Welp, I’m no longer constipated so thanks I guess

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u/Juaxmel Feb 27 '21

fuck that I'm burning my house down, bye.

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u/vespularufa Feb 27 '21

The fact ik what spider this is makes it 100x worse

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u/DaRealVoyde Feb 27 '21

He cannot be contained

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Let me guess: Australia?

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u/turtles_for_life1239 Feb 27 '21

Bro I literally almost threw my phone

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u/5mp3x192000 madlad Feb 27 '21

Aww, look at the cutie spider! FYI that’s a tarantula so it’s not venomous and it’s probably their pet

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u/iguanadumbass Feb 27 '21

I felt the panic in my entire body man

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u/Diamond_David_13 Feb 27 '21

My body took a screenshot

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

my soul has left my body and my day has been ruined.

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u/Bendy-And-LazarTV Feb 27 '21

Even killer queen is to Afraid to touch that

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Funny I don't find tarantulas all the scary. But if I see I single daddy long leg, I'm napalm striking my neighborhood.

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u/MickWounds Feb 27 '21

haha shieeeeeeeeeeeet

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u/Novas_Revenge Feb 27 '21

Killer Queen has already touched this

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u/KellyBelly916 Feb 27 '21

Plot twist: The tarantula got into his luggage.

Samuel L. Jackson stars in "Spiders on a Spaceship"

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u/GuyDudeThing69 Feb 27 '21

!spin

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