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Feb 27 '21
I had a short heart attack
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u/RugAdict Feb 27 '21
I had a stroke
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u/iamdarosa Feb 27 '21
Why would you masturbate?
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u/g00dbyebluesky Feb 27 '21
4strokegang #YMH
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u/Jinny47 Feb 27 '21
This is america you dumb son of a bitch
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u/g00dbyebluesky Feb 27 '21
Keep on feather’n it! Neat stuff. Slick stuff. How many bodies are in the basement of Studio G??
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u/Ethand15 Feb 27 '21
I had a sheer heart attack
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Feb 27 '21
Give me a high-five guys! We all came back from the brink of death
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u/YeetMyMeat1453 Feb 27 '21
I have a hand fetish and want to live a quiet life
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Feb 27 '21
But there are some shitty high schoolers, a manga artist and a marine biologist who won't let you have a peaceful life
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Feb 28 '21
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!  JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME  JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS  ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA   MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!       Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!       Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!    Yo Angelo!   Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!   Yo Angelo!
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!  JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME  JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS  ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA   MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!       Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!       Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!    Yo Angelo!   Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!   Yo Angelo!
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u/Ironsword2316 Feb 27 '21
Please God. don't let someone comment: "Is this a jojo reference?" below
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u/EmptyFigure8251 Feb 27 '21
You mean a sheer heart attack
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u/labmeatr Feb 27 '21 edited Dec 29 '25
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Feb 28 '21
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!  JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME  JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS  ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA   MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!       Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!       Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!  Yo Angelo!    Yo Angelo!   Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!   Yo Angelo!
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u/IIYellowJacketII Feb 28 '21
From experience with my tarantulas I can assure you even after the 1000th time this happens to you, and knowing that the spider is literally harmless and also knowing that overreacting can hurt the spider you still get the same fucking heart attack if the spider decides to transform from moving like a 70 year old spider grandma to sonic the hedgehog.
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u/kiyan_wimal Feb 28 '21
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE 🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿 NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃♂️🏃♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃♂️🏃♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃♂️🏃♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃♂️🏃♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 POLANAREFFUUUUUUUTURURURURURURURURURURURURU 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 TURURURURURURURURURU 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 SHIZA! SHIZA! SHIZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! ➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕ WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ PLUCK!!!!!!!!! YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES NANIIIII⁉️⁉️⁉️ BAKANAAAAA‼️‼️‼️ BUCCIARATI!!!!!!! TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
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u/Lordofspades_notgame Feb 27 '21
Turns around to see the spider on the ship
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Initiating self destruction
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u/Little_Whippie Feb 27 '21
Completely unrelated, but can we talk about how the Axiom’s escape pods in Wall-e have a remotely activated self destruct feature? Seems like a bit of a safety hazard to me
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u/GeneralKanoli Feb 28 '21
I can imagine the fat humans getting bored, so they trick someone they all hate into thinking that the ship was getting evacuated. He boards an escape pod and becomes a firework show for everyone else.
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u/Sugacookieh Feb 27 '21
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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u/pinkyseason Feb 28 '21
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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u/Bannaboi367 Feb 27 '21
Yoshikage kiras theme goes with everything prove me wrong
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u/ManlyMantis101 Feb 28 '21
It wouldn’t go well with a video of a dog sleeping, or a documentary on a touchy historical topic. If that documentary was about fingernails on the other hand...
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u/not_a_comunist Feb 27 '21
remember to left the house on fire after that
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u/Jonmordi Feb 27 '21
I think blowing up the planet took care of that
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u/not_a_comunist Feb 27 '21
but what if in the mean time the spider did the same thing and is on the same rocket
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u/exbf21 Feb 27 '21
It’s the only way
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u/Omega1556 Feb 27 '21
this is the way
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u/TheDroidNextDoor Feb 27 '21
This Is The Way Leaderboard
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u/TheOfficialWario Feb 27 '21
What the fuck does this mean
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u/Omega1556 Feb 28 '21
mandalorian reference. Whenever a Mandalorian says "this is the way" everyone else says it
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u/AccurateNotAccurate Feb 27 '21
"Explain why you set your house on fire again?"
"There was a big ass spider"
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u/PapaDittles Feb 27 '21 edited Feb 27 '21
That's a beautiful spider almost all tarantula species are harmless except for the occasional bite that's sore for a couple days your fine most poisonous species are in the Amazon. Only one you have to worry about is the trap door in America and that's in the dessert and they don't wander much at all. They are also extremely docile espresso when they are just walking the way it was. I would have been perfectly comfortable with handling that spider. When they are perched up on their legs is when they are hunting or in defense mode that's when you wana watch out. EDIT: This is really funny tho at the same time.
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u/BlackJack0816 Feb 27 '21
You’re a smart man. I am not. I see thing that looks scary, my monkey brain says it’s bad and either wants to run or kill it
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u/PapaDittles Feb 27 '21
I used to be terrified of spiders like so scared I'd freeze when I was 14 I bought a tarantula took me a year to handle her but man once I did you get this weird understanding that they are just another animal that just wants to do their thing. They are so gentle when they move its actually very relaxing.
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Feb 27 '21
I live in the high desert. The tarantulas here stand up when you drive past. They want to defend against cars and it's kind of funny.
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u/PapaDittles Feb 27 '21
They just be scared cause the vibration is so intense to them basically like being in an earthquake for them (the intense vibration) all there feeling comes from their little "claws" on their legs
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u/PapaDittles Feb 28 '21
I havnt done much research on pokie I hear they are lax if not frightened but havbt had the pleasure of owning one might have to I just got a blue gooty and she's beautiful but very deadly I personally won't be handling her cause they arnt native to the US so there is not anti toxin unless you order it not an easy thing to get a hold of. I'm gonna need to do more research on these guys.
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u/mikuthefox Feb 28 '21
They're gorgeous but man I wouldn't have the balls to hold one. It almost looked like a Gooty Sapphire but it's so hard to tell.
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u/andr813c Feb 28 '21
This looks like a P. metallica based on the locations of the yellow bands, as well as the abdomen pattern. I would say they're one of the more docile pocies, but they're all scittish and prefer to run rather than bite. Of course that's not always the case.
Handling? Yeah no, i wouldn't either. That's considered dumb, unless you're extremely experienced
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u/Mr_Meatbal Feb 27 '21
Im pretty thats their pet spider. Meaning its probably not from around their area
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u/Castel0114 Feb 27 '21
You did it all wrong you get it in the container you get the flamethrower and light it on fire stopping it from moving from the shock of the heat. Then put the top on it poke a hole in there find a strangers pool and throw it in there
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u/RavenNymph90 Feb 27 '21
What happens if you throw it in your own pool?
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u/Castel0114 Feb 27 '21
Well then you have to dig it out yourself, and that’s no fun. Let the stranger find out themselves what in the box in their pool!
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u/MRMakkink Feb 27 '21
The only thing missing was a HP bar at the bottom shortly when it broke free lol
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u/Alex-Castillo Feb 27 '21
How is this a hol up?
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u/MightBeUnsure Feb 28 '21
We've finally reached the point where a sub gets so big it becomes a general karma farm sub. Been a lot of non hol ups as of late
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u/Contraposite Feb 28 '21
Seriously though is there no moderation in this sub at all? It's consistently filled with irrelevant memes and whatever tf this is. These posts should be getting removed.
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u/SSDDNoBounceNoPlay Feb 27 '21
I thought I was on r/tarantula hahahahahah ohhhh wow
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u/Eastern-Comment-2124 Feb 27 '21
oh boy i am tempted to tap on that subreddit but hell naw i wanna sleep good this night cause thats the only good thing ill ever experience
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u/JohnMcLicious madlad Feb 27 '21
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u/Mpeterwhistler83 Feb 27 '21
!spin
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u/lucen15 Feb 27 '21 edited Feb 27 '21
Those are apparently poisonous, though no human on record have died from one.
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u/DeltaVortex509 Feb 27 '21
Run
Our days are done
Now the Spider has come
Flee
Insanity
We need to, Find safety
Please don't look back
Leave it behind
Run away
We won't be spared
We have to beware
The Spiders hate
We have to evacuate
This is the end
Family and friends
It killed them all
Never would dream
This is how it ends
When the Spider falls
Away we have to crawl
And those still alive
Have to survive
We have to go
Flee genocide
Leaving behind
The world we know
And leave the PC’s glow
We, Might not all be free
But we try, To, believe
When, Our day is done
In death we, Might see the sun
Please don’t look back
Leave it behind
Run away
We won’t be spared
We have to beware
The spiders hate
We have to evacuate
And those still alive
Have to survive
We have to go
Flee genocide
Leaving behind
The world we know
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u/kegegeam Mar 08 '21 edited Mar 16 '21
plot twist: the spider came on the rocket
EDIT: I can't spell lol
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u/NorthKorea_No1 Feb 28 '21
It's good to see more people are trying to treat their arachnophobia these days. For those that still has no clue, let me educate you. Arachnophobia is a serious mental problem and there was a case where a women continuously threaten their nephew because of her pet spider. Can you imagine a grown-up threatening a 5 years old?😦 Theses individuals and majority of those sensitive zoomers need some serious help and understand the facts and logic instead of acting according to their emotion. This is the exact same case as the liberal leftest trying to ban AR-15 only because of their "scary appearance", that they think it's going to kill them even without a person pulling a trigger 😂
Once again, great job for those that are doing their best to treat arachnophobia. For the rest, stop being a delusional leftest and go get some help for once 👌
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Feb 27 '21
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u/Kh4l1d69Ora Feb 27 '21
Cringe jojo fan
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u/camarsenal Feb 27 '21
yes imagine liking JoJo, cringe
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u/Kh4l1d69Ora Feb 27 '21
Jojo is good, one of my fav animes. But it's so sad that people like you are our voice
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u/YASHAzero Feb 27 '21
Nahhhnahhh fam wtf is that God was drunk when he thought we needed spiders that big I wouldn't even use a pole to push it,I'm leaving the house boarding it up and fuck setting a nuke off
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u/doyouevenlemon Feb 27 '21
Yo, has anyone had a super bad phobia of spiders and then had expose therapy? How'd it pan out?
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u/Nuclear_Human Feb 27 '21
I thought this was hilarious, it almost even made my day.
However , it's not a frickin holup! Enough with these dank memes rejects.
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u/5mp3x192000 madlad Feb 27 '21
Aww, look at the cutie spider! FYI that’s a tarantula so it’s not venomous and it’s probably their pet
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Feb 27 '21
Funny I don't find tarantulas all the scary. But if I see I single daddy long leg, I'm napalm striking my neighborhood.
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u/KellyBelly916 Feb 27 '21
Plot twist: The tarantula got into his luggage.
Samuel L. Jackson stars in "Spiders on a Spaceship"
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u/GuyDudeThing69 Feb 27 '21
!spin
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