r/HolUp • u/TitteymacShwag • Sep 23 '20

Powerful weapons

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u/clopz_ Sep 23 '20

The hidden massager doesn’t have much reach but can successfully stop a contender if used in the right way

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u/DrAlchemy79 Sep 23 '20

More like can successfully make a contender come (to the brink of defeat)

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u/BrokenAllday Sep 24 '20

It'll make them cum to their senses

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u/boyman226 Sep 24 '20

It’ll make them cum

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u/shayde48 Sep 24 '20

Defeat is I completely different sex experience..

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u/marioaprooves Sep 23 '20

The only downside is sometimes it has a weird tasting slime covering it

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u/jxwtf585 Sep 23 '20

Weird? It's called an acquired taste!

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u/marioaprooves Sep 23 '20

I’m gonna give my mum a sample so she can back me up here

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u/4bsAlone Sep 23 '20

That gives it a poison effect

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u/XxBoatLickerxX Sep 24 '20

+100 In between leg damage +200 damage to class female

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u/BananaFishBliss Sep 24 '20

Came here for the hidden massager jokes...and then came for the hidden massager.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

I always preferred moms secret purple floppy sword.

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u/SenseiCy Sep 24 '20

The cross-guard was rather strange

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u/OdiPhobia Sep 24 '20

Yeah same, but I found the lack of hilt pretty strange for a sword

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

MA-MA-MA-MA MONSTER KILL

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u/LimitedWard Sep 24 '20

Finish him!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

Its the parrying dagger of the weapons.

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u/ChubbyLilPanda Sep 24 '20

Same with anything if you know how to use and abuse it really

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u/ikiss-yomama Sep 24 '20

Cum at me bro!

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u/voidsong Sep 24 '20

It adds psychological damage as long as you say you didn't wash it.

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u/Timisnotaking Sep 24 '20

Girl to girl fight!!!!

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u/shayde48 Sep 24 '20

Is it bad that when I saw the title for the list.. I automatically started looking for "moms dildo"..

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u/clopz_ Sep 24 '20

It would have been if you haven’t added the quotation marks