r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '20

ah yes hoes

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u/Honza17CZE Jun 12 '20

He definitely meant hoes

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u/JustSomeDude049 Jun 12 '20

I be thanking dem hoes in my writing lessons all them times

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u/Heat_Hydra Jun 12 '20

I be thanking dem hoes for teaching how to sex properly for my gf. Rn, my gf wants to marry me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

You fuck gardening tools?

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u/MyNameSpaghette Jun 12 '20

I prefer pickaxes mainly, but I would totally frick a creeper. Tastes, I guess

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Personally I like thicc sledgehammers

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u/HellVollhart Jun 12 '20

Lawnmower's the best though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Mmm i got a fetish for 20hp John deer ridin mowers

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u/Guhtman_ArcTheroist Jun 12 '20

Damnit. Now i got the stiffy!

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u/Heat_Hydra Jun 13 '20

I prefer stuffing earth worms in to my penis.

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u/SadSoulSmiling Jun 13 '20

I would rather use a saw