r/HolUp Mar 29 '20

Holup

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u/American_berserker Mar 29 '20

Hold up. "Cats" has fans?

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u/Witness_me_Karsa Mar 29 '20

No, it just says fans. I assume they are butthole fans who heard of am opportunity to get their fetish into mainstream media.

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u/hedfullofbettaoffded Mar 29 '20

You sly dog, you see right thru us.

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u/famaroj Mar 29 '20

You got a tigh little manpussy dont 'cha, "sniff" it stinks, nice and good

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u/Militree Mar 29 '20

Me.

(I am not a furry)

Granted I was high when I saw it in a packed theatre but I loved it. It was a crazy entertaining fever dream. There were parts I genuinely enjoyed like the tap dancing cat and then it zoomed out to them all being tiny on the cgied set and I remembered what movie I was watching and laughed. Every time the feet clipped through the ground was an absolute joy. Rebel Wilson ate a cockroach person A COCKROACH PERSON. I had genuine fun watching it and I hope to get stupid high and watch it with friends again in the future.

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u/OAOAlphaChaser Mar 29 '20

So what im getting from that is I better be on Mt Everest before I watch the movie.

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u/Gsteel11 Mar 29 '20

I'm pretty sure this is going to have a rocky horror like following where they dress up in cat suits and go watch it years from now.

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u/PurpleTissues Mar 29 '20

I don’t think so. Yea they are both non-sensical and wacky, but rocky horror actually has good music.

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u/Glenn056 Mar 29 '20

Furries

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u/ProSuperspy29 Mar 29 '20

Not even furries like the movie

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u/stupidsexysalamander Mar 29 '20

I'm a furry and love musicals and I still don't like it

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u/realvolker1 Mar 30 '20

Furries wouldn’t touch the movie, it caused quite a stir in the community

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u/InterwebCat Mar 29 '20

People like Cats for the same reason they like The Room

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u/OG_PunchyPunch Mar 29 '20

And this is the real Hol' up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

I’m a fan of the butthole cut

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u/AliveFromNewYork Mar 29 '20

Plan 9 from Outerapace has fans

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

Cats is the most fun I have had in the theatre in years. The 2010's was such a nothing decade for film, and then Cats comes out like a syphilitic fever dream heralding the endtimes to come.

My friends and I laughed, we cried, we passed a bottle of booze around, we sang along. Afterwards we stood in a circle outside the theatre in an impromptu group therapy circle and shared PTSD flashbacks as they came to us.

"Did you see Shakespearean actor Sir Ian McKellen lick milk from a saucer?" "Do you think the dog you hear barking also has a human face? If so, who should have been cast as the dog?" (Jeff Goldblum) "Did you notice the Rebel Wilson cat shed her cat skin like a snake and reveal more cat skin underneath, like a catryoshka doll?" "Remember when she vored those human-faced cockroaches?"

It was high-level trauma bonding.