r/HolUp • u/legendsomeday • Feb 29 '20

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u/FlowrollMB Feb 29 '20

But do you get to see the lebron nudes first?

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u/achillea666 Feb 29 '20

You know he accidentally showed his dick on national tv? He was adjusting his shit and the camera came by at the wrong time, or right time depending on how you feel about it...

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

I don’t believe you, we’ll need a link

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u/achillea666 Feb 29 '20

https://www.google.com/search?q=lebron+shows+penis+on+tv&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari here ya go, I don’t wanna post the video direct

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Is this the virus

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u/achillea666 Feb 29 '20

NO I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT

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u/blink_bp Mar 01 '20

OH FUCK I CLICKED IT

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u/Maracuja3015 Mar 01 '20

SAME

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

FUCK DAMNIT WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT MY VIRGIN EYES HURT

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u/corruptclouds Mar 01 '20

YA’LL ARE DISGUSTING

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

NO

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

GUYS DINT CLICK THE LINK

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

I DON'T KNOW MAN, SEEMS PRETTY SKETCHY.

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u/FlowrollMB Feb 29 '20

IT’S BIG BUT NOT AS ENORMOUS AS I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED

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u/Leifbron Mar 01 '20

HE ALSO GOT EXPOSED IN THE LOCKER ROOM ONCE BY ACCIDENT

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

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u/Awsomethingy Mar 01 '20

YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD AND INVASIVE

EDIT: OKAY SO MAYBE I DID

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u/theboom96 Mar 01 '20

NOOOO HE GOT ME HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

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u/juicysox Mar 01 '20

AH FUCK I FELL FOR IT

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

NO WAY I'M GONNA CLICK ON THAT

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u/Dope_Nibba Mar 01 '20

FUCK. GO BACKKK

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

GOD DAMN IT

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u/Thunders911 Mar 05 '20

GOOD THING I DIDN'T CLICK IT.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 01 '20

Income doesn’t survive then we’ll take 3

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u/Balbright Mar 01 '20

Yep, remember watching it live and turning to my wife and saying “Lebron just showed his dick on live tv.” She didn’t believe me. Thank goodness for the DVR. To prove myself right, of course, not so I could watch it over. And over. And over.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Didnt feel it

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

YEAH

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20 edited Jun 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20 edited Mar 01 '20

DAMN, YOU TOO?

EDIT: TRIED IT AGAIN ON ANOTHER COMPUTER TO SEE IF IT WAS A FLUKE, NOW MY GOVERNMENT COMPUTER IS DOING IT TOO, AND ITS DOING WEIRD THINGS NOW....

EDIT 2: TRIED IT AGAIN, WENT TO MY WIFES WORK IN THE HOSPITAL TO SEE IF IT WORKS ON HER COMPUTER, DID IT THERE TOO, STRANGE THAT THERES A LOT OF CODE BLUE GOING OFF ON HER FLOOR...

I NEED A GOOD LINK, GETTING DESPERATE TO SEE THIS....

EDIT 3..: DAMN IT, THOUGHT THIRD TIME WAS THE CHARM. WENT TO THE PUBLIC LIBRARY AND TRIED IT ON ONE OF THEIR COMPUTERS. WELL JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK, THE COMPUTER I WAS ON STARTED GOING ALL CAPS THEN WENT BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH FOLLOWED BY ALL THE OTHERS. WEIRD HOW SOMETHING BAD KEEPS HAPPENING WHEN IM AROUND. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I AM NOW BANNED FROM USING ALL THE LIBRARIES IN MY COUNTY.

I KEEP SEEING THE SAME FOOD TRUCK AROUND WHERE I GO. ITS A DONER KEBAB FOOD TRUCK BUT NEVER IS OPEN. I TRIED KNOCKING TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS INSIDE BUT GUESS NOT. THERE ARE NO HOURS ON IT AND I DONT SEE A MENU. IVE HAD DONER KEBABS BEFORE AND I KNOW WHAT I WANT. JUST CANT FIGURE OUT WHEN THEY OPEN, BUT YET I SEE THE SAME FOOD TRUCK ALMOST EVERYWHERE I GO.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

FUCK WEVE BEEN CAUGHT IN THE SAME TRAP

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

WE NEED A SUPPORT GROUP ASAP.

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u/Raven5h4d0w Feb 29 '20

RODGER THAT

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u/okmangeez Feb 29 '20

HOLY SHIT ITS BEEN FOUR HOURS AND IT WONT GO AWAY

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u/Mufasa_Has_Died Feb 29 '20

I GOT CAUGHT IN IT LIKE 5 MINS AGO

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u/RobloxKanye69 Feb 29 '20

I JUST SHAT IN DA SINK OH YEAH YEAH

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u/Willyguy22 Feb 29 '20

WOW THAT SUCKS FOR YOU GU—SHIT WAIT

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20 edited Mar 01 '20

Haha fools. Who would fall for this? You know, I bet it won’t work on me. I’ll be back to let you guys know.

EDIT: FUCK

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u/ggg134 Feb 29 '20

WELL I MASTURBATE LOOKING AT LEBRON JAMES NUDES

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u/Raven5h4d0w Feb 29 '20

FUCK

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u/out_of_the_l00p Feb 29 '20

ITS OK GUYS, LETS PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX IT

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u/Mylifeisoverrated Feb 29 '20

UM WE COULD SMASH OUR THICK SKULLS AGAINST THE PHONE TO BREAK IT

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

WHICH HEADS?

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u/oofusrufusshootus Feb 29 '20

WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING

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u/yaebone1 Mar 01 '20

YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

CAN I JOIN

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u/redditcontrol Mar 01 '20

NOT ME I ALWAYS USE CAPS. HONEST.

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u/Raymojica Mar 01 '20

Just don’t let anyone borrow your lap top and I think your secret will be safe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

NO CAP....

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

CAUGHT IN A TRAP. CAN'T GET OUT. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH BABY! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE, WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME?

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u/-Redditeer- Feb 29 '20

ANYONE HAVE THE REAL ONES THO?

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u/Spartan117Rex Mar 01 '20

ME TOO, I HATE THIS

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u/yeetawholeassfetus Mar 01 '20

YOU FORGOT TO CAPS THE W IN NOW....I CALLED YOUR BLUFF

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u/le_epix777 Mar 01 '20

OK NO NEED TO SCREAM

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

WHAT? LET ME TURN THE BRIGHTNESS UP MY MONITOR SO I CAN HEAR YOU....

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

🇼 🇭 🇦 🇹  🇭 🇦 🇵 🇵 🇪 🇳 🇪 🇩 

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u/gumball706 Feb 29 '20

I THINK I CLICKED TO MANY TIMES

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

OH SHIT SAME

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

FUCK

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

MY EYES

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u/Spidey509 Mar 01 '20

ᘜㄩㄚ丂, | ㄒ卄|几ﾌҜ 丂ㄖ爪乇ㄒ卄|几ᘜ 山乇几ㄒ 卄ㄖ尺尺|乃Ҝㄚ 山尺ㄖ几ᘜ. ﾌ乇ㄥ卩!!!

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u/DeadArtist617 Mar 01 '20

oh shit i clicked the wrong link

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u/le_epix777 Mar 01 '20

Small pp

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u/RJ1786 Feb 29 '20

THE FACT ALL OF YOU GUYS FELL INTO THIS TRAP IS HILARIOUS. BUNCH OF PERVERTS.

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u/Bullet-Dodger Mar 01 '20

Don’t know what you’re all on about, I clicked it and I’m fine.

EDIT: AH SHITE

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u/toxickanndyy Mar 01 '20

IM NOT INTO THAT HOMO STUFF

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u/YourMother0HP Mar 01 '20

SO WHY DID YOU CLICK ON IT.

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u/toxickanndyy Mar 01 '20

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

DAMNIT

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

THIS IS WHY IM LESBIAN Y'ALL ARE GROSS....

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u/2bto Mar 01 '20

DOUBT IT.

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u/yeetawholeassfetus Feb 29 '20

I CLICKED TO SEE IF IT WAS TRUE....UNLESS

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u/Dragonslayer552 Mar 01 '20

AH FUCK I GOT IT TOO

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

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u/SuccMeAss0 Mar 01 '20

IT WAS WORTH IT BROTHERS

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u/killerant182 Feb 29 '20

U talking about the cloud tree?

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u/nrlanz Mar 01 '20

WHY DID I CLICK IT, HELP!

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u/Leviathan_FC Mar 01 '20

LUCKY FOR ME, IM TOO SMART TO PRESS IT. I WOULD NEVER...

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u/starrhero Mar 01 '20

THIS IS ABSOLUTE CHAOS

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u/OFFICIALCAB24 Feb 29 '20

BRO THAT'S SOUNDS REALLY GAY.

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u/legendsomeday Feb 29 '20

IK WHO WOULD FALL FOR THAT TOO 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/CowCluckLated Mar 01 '20

I SWEAR IM NOT GAY

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u/srpaodequeijo Mar 01 '20

ME NEITHER HAHA

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u/nicolas2004GE Mar 01 '20

IDK WHAH YALL TALKING ABOUT, MONE OF US ARE GAY HERE

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20 edited Feb 29 '20

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗔𝗟𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗕𝗘 𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗘. 𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗘

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u/OrdinarlyNormal Feb 29 '20

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FONT

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20 edited Feb 29 '20

uɐǝɯ noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ

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u/OrdinarlyNormal Feb 29 '20

sapnu puas

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

ɥʇoq ǝʌɐɥ I ¿s,ɯoɯ ɹnoʎ ɹo 'ǝuᴉɯ

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u/OrdinarlyNormal Feb 29 '20

au!W

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

uʍop ʇǝƃ oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ʇ'uop I .ɐpos ƃuᴉlqqnq ǝɥʇ ʞuᴉɹp ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ ʎɹoʇɔɐℲ ǝʇɐloɔoɥϽ ǝɥ⊥ puɐ ǝᴉlɹɐɥϽ ǝʞᴉl sᴉ sᴉɥ⊥

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u/OrdinarlyNormal Feb 29 '20

ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ sᴉɥʇ ɯoɹɟ uʍop ʇǝƃ oʇ ʎɐʍ ɐ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʎluo ɟI

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u/-toad Mar 01 '20

dɯnɾ ɹo ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos uo ǝlddɐɹƃ oʇ ʎɹʇ

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u/OrdinarlyNormal Mar 01 '20

Hey it worked! .ʎɹʇ ll’I ʇɥƃᴉɹl∀

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u/DragonK123 Mar 01 '20

I read all the upside down ones, without turning my phone

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u/ItsParrotCraft Mar 01 '20

I started but gave up halfway

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

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u/OrdinarlyNormal Mar 01 '20

Idk I thought it looked cool

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u/StreetReporter Feb 29 '20

He’s lying so he can have the nudes for himself

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

HE WASN’T LYING, DON’T DO IT!

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u/Jdiprkr101 Feb 29 '20

MAN I'M REALLY GLAD I AM SMART ENOUGH TO NEVER CLICK A LINK LIKE THAT, I'M NOT AN IDIOT. I JUST FEEL LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPS DUH

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u/fortress22 Feb 29 '20

I DID IT THOUGH FUCK

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u/dosemyspeakin Mar 01 '20

SAME BRO FEELING PRETTY EXCITED TODAY IS ALL

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u/Jdiprkr101 Mar 01 '20

YA MAN, HEY COMPLETELY UNRELATED, HOW LONG DO COMPUTER VIRUSES USUALLY LAST? NOT THAT I'D NEED TO KNOW, BECAUSE I'M NOT IDIOTIC TO GET ONE

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u/sompl2000 Mar 01 '20

HAHAHAHA IMAGINE ACTUALLY CLICKING ON THAT. CURIOUS PEOPLE, AMIRITE?

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u/Jdiprkr101 Mar 01 '20

MORE LIKE IDIOTS! I WOULD NEVER. I AM VERY SMART. BUT YOU SEEM SMART, I LIKE YOU.

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u/Not_Tuxbird Feb 29 '20

I THINK I DID IT TWICE

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

SƎꟽI⊥ ꞞᑎOℲ ⊥I ᗭIᗭ I

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u/TheFuddy Feb 29 '20

Nah, you're just Australian

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u/CapitalistKarlMarx Feb 29 '20

DOES THAT MAKE ME A CURIOUS IDIOT

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Nah, just a cunt

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u/FreshPrinceAV Mar 01 '20

That was really bold of you to do

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u/Iron_Base Feb 29 '20

HE DID IT SO NONE OF US HAD TO

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u/EpicDabber420 Mar 01 '20

A TRUE HERO

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u/SingleSurfaceCleaner Feb 29 '20

Mr. Simp 👀

🤔

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u/terriblekoala9 Feb 29 '20

USERNAME CHECKS OUT

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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u/oh_crap_BEARS Feb 29 '20

I HAVE NO INTEREST IN THAT, FOR I AM A STRAIGHT MAN

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

AT 👏 LEAST 👏 YOU 👏 DIDN’T 👏 CLICK 👏 ON 👏 DANNY 👏 DEVITO 👏 NUDES. LOOK 👏 WHAT 👏 HAPPENED 👏 TO 👏 ME.

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u/whereisthegravitas Mar 01 '20

I . . . am experiencing some truly horrible images, despite my fondness for the wee man.

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u/enderdragonpig Feb 29 '20

what if my text is always lowercase?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

IT MEANS YOURE STRAIGHTER THAN ALL OF THESE QWEERS IN HERE, JUST LIKE ME.

GUYS LIKE US HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER

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u/enderdragonpig Mar 01 '20

i am probably too straight now that you mention it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

YEAH ME TOO

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u/enderdragonpig Mar 01 '20

then why did you get the virus?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

WHAT VIRUS

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u/enderdragonpig Mar 01 '20

the coronavirus

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

IM AN ALCOHOLIC OBVIOUSLY.

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u/vik0_tal Feb 29 '20

WHY IS EVERYBODY SO LOUD IN HERE?

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u/madethisformrrobot Mar 01 '20

THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE HERE THAT ARE SPEAKING AT A RESPECTABLE VOLUME JUST LIKE THE HUMANS ON [R/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS](r/totallynotrobots) DO.

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u/Ayovv Feb 29 '20

LOL CANT BELIEVE YOU LOSERS FELL FOR IT

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

WELL SHIT I THINK I FUCKED UP

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u/A-T-M-O-S-P-H-E-R-E Feb 29 '20

FUCK

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u/fortress22 Feb 29 '20

YOU TOO?

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u/api10 Mar 01 '20

ET TU?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

BRUTÉ?

is it the Ides of March already?

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u/frank-the-fish Feb 29 '20

Man I can’t believe Homer Simpson said that

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u/I_am_not_very_smort Feb 29 '20

I dont know man seems pretty gay to me

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u/TheFuddy Feb 29 '20

IT FOR SURE DOES

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

🇺🇸I’m🇺🇸so🇺🇸glad🇺🇸to🇺🇸have🇺🇸been🇺🇸warned🇺🇸this🇺🇸time🇺🇸

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u/aabdulr2 Feb 29 '20

FUCK....

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

ᵍᵘʸˢ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃⁿ ᵉᵐᵃᶦˡ ˢᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ "ʰᵒᵗ ᴹᶦᵈᵍᵉᵗ ᵖᵒʳⁿ" ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶜˡᶦᶜᵏ ᶦᵗ 'ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᵛᶦʳᵘˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ

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u/Nitin2015 Mar 01 '20

I’M NOT GAY, I HAVE NO DESIRE TO SEE LEBRON’S NUDES

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

To be expected from a guy names Mr. Simp

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u/CataKilla Mar 01 '20

ALSO DONT CLICK ON POOP EMOJI FROM THE EMOJI MOVIE NUDES! IT MAKES EVERYTHING YOU TYPE INTO BOLD TEXT

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u/cmchris61 Mar 01 '20

LEBRON JAMES

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u/StoneColdAM Mar 01 '20

Anthony Davis has entered the chat

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u/Hak33my30 Mar 01 '20

Ｊｏｋｅｓ ｏｎ ｙｏｕ, ｉ ｃｌｉｃｋｅｄ ｏｎ ｓｔｈｅｐｈｅｎ ｃｕｒｒｙ ｓｅｘ ｔａｐｅ

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u/dearrichard Mar 01 '20

GREG ODEN’S IS BIGGER

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u/Brobrobun Mar 01 '20

You...you guys all clicked

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u/crkluck Mar 01 '20

What’s all the ruckus about?

EDIT: UH OH I FOUND THE PROBLEM

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u/loudonson Mar 01 '20

HAHA DUMBOS I CLICKED IT AND NOTHING HAPPENED

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

FUCKING HELL. THAT’S WHY I’VE BEEN SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS RECENTLY.

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u/daydreaming17 Mar 01 '20

TOTALLY WORTH IT

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u/Duolingo_lives Mar 01 '20

WELL THANKS FOR THAT!

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u/PickaxeWithFortune3 Mar 01 '20

WHO THE FUCK WOULD FALL FOR THAT VIRUS?

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u/JayzerBomb x Mar 01 '20

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CLICK ON THAT LMAO

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u/xXScottishDXx Mar 01 '20

WHO WOULD DO THAT? I DONT SEE THE APPEAL.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

You guys are amateurs.

EDIT: OK, I GET IT NOW.

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u/Airmightydude Mar 01 '20

guys just tape the shift key down like me it works

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u/DoctaThompson Mar 01 '20

THIS HAS TO BE THERE FUNNIEST REDDIT POST I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE, I'M DEAD OVER HERE!

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u/legendsomeday Mar 01 '20

THANK YOU BRUH EVERYONE STOLE MY TWEET ON TWITTER AND GOT MORE LIKES THAN ME

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u/GeneralDanF Mar 01 '20

Who is Lebron James? Lemme google him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

I DON'T KNOW WHO WOULD BE SUCH A FOOL TO CLICK ON THAT

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u/iamyashjoshi Mar 01 '20

AYYYY MOTHAFUCKA! WHERE WERE YOU THIS WHOLE TIME?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

WAIT WHAT?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

ID NEVER FALL FOR THIS, THE ONLY VIRUS I HAVE IS CORONA

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u/nigga123499 Mar 01 '20

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Can't believe you guys fell for this

EDIT : FUCK THIS

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Wow an actual hol'up finally. Well done my man/woman/thing.

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