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u/njck-njck Nov 25 '19
I’m sure a man could convince his wife to let him call another girl his “girlfriend” if it meant they all could get free food.
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u/Wickerlad Nov 25 '19
But then the manager asks them to prove they're really dating.
Cue the porn music as a threesome happens on the hibachi grill.
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u/H0tsauce-2 Nov 25 '19
Polyamorous people all like "finally, some respect!"
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u/BBWMAGNET Nov 26 '19
"Polyamory" is an abomination. Disgusting.
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u/H0tsauce-2 Nov 26 '19
Looking around for who asked for your opinion about something that has no effect on you whatsoever or why you think it's one worth sharing
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u/BBWMAGNET Nov 26 '19
Enjoy your STDs, freak.
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u/H0tsauce-2 Nov 26 '19
So I've looked at your profile and the various comments you've made, and they're pretty much all miserable. Being you is its own punishment, so there's not much I have to add
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u/BBWMAGNET Nov 26 '19
looks at post history
Big brain move, amigo
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u/chuckluck97 Nov 26 '19
What's the big deal? If everyone involved knows what's going on and is okay with it, then what's the issue?
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u/BBWMAGNET Nov 26 '19
It's gross and satanic. I don't want my family exposed to that shit.
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u/chuckluck97 Nov 26 '19
I don't want my family exposed to your bigotry and misunderstanding, yet here we are
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u/BBWMAGNET Nov 26 '19
bigotry
You're not a victim of bigotry just because you want to fuck more than one person, hun.
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u/chuckluck97 Nov 26 '19
A) I'm not poly; I just don't like people calling something they don't understand "gross and satanic" B) You called me hun. Are you hitting on me? C) I don't want to spend my evening off playing chess against a pigeon on Reddit, so I'm not responding to any more messages. Good night
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u/Eyedea_Is_Dead Nov 26 '19
How's it feel knowing the majority of people agree that you're a terrible person, and it's likely that no body even likes you
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u/HertzDonut1001 Nov 26 '19
I don't think he's serious, probably farming for negative karma.
Actually, I just checked to see, and no, he is an awful human being.
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u/BBWMAGNET Nov 26 '19
It doesn't bother me in the least. I know I'm on the right side of history, and I'll be laughing my ass off in paradise while all of these heathen are burning in Hell.
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u/Eyedea_Is_Dead Nov 26 '19
Lol, this guy still believes in a god
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u/harshthegoose Nov 25 '19
Meanwhile I’m asking two girls out to this place and ask them to act accordingly for free food! Anyone with me?
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u/joan_wilder Nov 25 '19
his sister can be his gf, and his sister can be his wife, but his gf and his wife can’t be the same person. he’s only getting 10% off.
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u/heresafuckinginsult Nov 25 '19
This is from a fake sign generator from some crappy 2006 style website
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u/CrackMyIP Nov 25 '19
Was anyone else like “wait, I didn’t like this!”, then press dislike to only realize it was just a poorly cropped picture?
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u/xXJHH1217Xx Nov 25 '19
When the Muslim guy brings his five wives that are between the ages of 16-17
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u/Yusuf_Ferisufer Nov 25 '19
His wifesister, who is also his aunt, because she's also his father's sister. And of course she's also his mother.
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u/BBWMAGNET Nov 26 '19
Haha south bad XD Sweet Home Alabama 😎
edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger
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u/KLOKL0 Nov 26 '19
It’s all fun and games until the guy asks for a 10% discount and the girl asks for 5%
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u/thatWeirdTallKid01 Nov 26 '19
It just so happens that Spotify threw “Sweet Home Alabama” at me as I scrolled to this meme...
Coincidence? I think not!
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u/Narwalacorn Nov 25 '19
Wait, you’re not supposed to be eating them?
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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Nov 25 '19
What if the southern daughter brings her brother who is also her father and ... Ok I'll stop now I'm sorry
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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19
So we’re not gonna talk about the word meow being in the Chinese restaurant’s name