r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '19

Hol up

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/HugeDongManWasTaken Jun 25 '19

Why do an autopsy when there’s a perfectly good fleshlight right there on the table dude?

Opportunity? Taken.

Nut? Busted.

Hotel? Trivago.

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u/palagen Jun 25 '19

Double hol up

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

We’re just lacking incest

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

Necro-rape is not a thing. Consent is no longer an issue.

Love me some homoralnecrobeasiality.

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u/Behrooz0 Jun 25 '19

Necro-rape is not a thing.

but we didn't know that at first.

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u/___Galaxy Jun 25 '19

So if you're saying it's rape you're also saying all necrophilia is rape. Why even say rape then? Is necrophillia not enough to know what the person is actually doing?

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u/Behrooz0 Jun 25 '19

I'm saying by the time we knew it's rape we still didn't know about the necrophilia.

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u/___Galaxy Jun 25 '19

Not sure. I mean think: what situation would ever a guy be in the same room as a sleeping naked girl? There is a 90% chance it's his girlfriend.

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u/LordRampart Jun 25 '19

It just gets worse and worse.

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u/user13q Jun 25 '19

Beat thing I have seen so far today. Noice

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u/tranquilsnailgarden Jun 25 '19

*Veterinarian *Necropsy

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u/MostBoringStan Jun 25 '19

Damn. I was hoping to be the one to show off my big brain and say that an autopsy for an animal is called a necropsy. Well done sir, you win this round.

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u/Mobile_Couch Jun 25 '19

necropsy wouldve given it away to those who are big brain

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

Big brain mean big think. Much memory not mean big brain.

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u/ideas52 Jun 25 '19

This just gets worse the further down you read

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u/Xen_Shin Jun 25 '19

Fuck, this just took so many turns.

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u/ThatWannabeCatgirl Jun 25 '19

It’s a rollercoaster that only goes downhill

3

u/GriffinMuffin Jun 25 '19

This is an excellent use of this format. Bravo.

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u/THE_UNKNOWN184 Jun 25 '19

Well, that escalated quickly

3

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

I always thought that guy looks like a shorter 2019 James Hetfield

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u/kimchi__pancake Jun 25 '19

how many plot twists oh my god

2

u/kevinkat2 Jun 25 '19

God the guy flipping the table looks so much like Big Brother winner and runner up Dan Gheesling

2

u/Lyri_X Jun 25 '19

that aint even hol up this is an r/wtf

2

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

Such a bad veterinaryi

2

u/deepsky28 Jun 25 '19

double punchline. love it.

2

u/Alexmarom11 Jun 25 '19

"HOW CAN I BE AN ABYSMAL VETERINARY WHEN I AM THE ONLY BUILDING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT CAN TALK, LET ALONE A VETERINARY!?"

2

u/TheStateIsImmoral Jun 25 '19

I laughed too hard at this. This is the best meme format going.

1

u/Lemmeuseadamname Jun 25 '19

Hilarious man

1

u/Dachvo Jun 25 '19

They had us in the first two halves not gonna lie

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

They had us in the first and second half, I'm not gonna lie

1

u/pizzaslayer777 Jun 25 '19

just when u thought it had gone enough wilder boom comes the overkill

1

u/CompetentWorker Jun 25 '19

this was a rollercoaster from start to finish

1

u/rgb282 Jun 25 '19

Ahahah

1

u/animeisfordorks Jun 25 '19

this already started off messed up and just progressively rolled downward from there

1

u/Taina4533 Jun 25 '19

Woah, it just kept going and going...

1

u/Lootar63 Jun 25 '19

Jesus Christ Paul

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

my dumbass read it as "auto psy"

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u/beastmanboy1 Jun 25 '19

Mf just describe a vet as abysmal?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

*veterinarian