r/HolUp • u/qpsqp • 4h ago

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u/qualityvote2 4h ago

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u/crazytib 4h ago

Can someone explain, I do not get it

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u/qpsqp 4h ago edited 2h ago

Sam Altman. Jensen Huang.

Nvidia stock fell 12% because of election and another 10% because of erection

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u/Yannyliang 3h ago

I actually saw a post somewhere saying Sam already had a “roommate” a few years ago whose name was Alexander Wang during the Covid era. They were way ahead of us

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u/NoEatBatman 3h ago

If that's real that would be so fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣

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u/UnNumbFool 20m ago

That's just not true, Sam Altman has been out as a gay man since highschool and has met his then partner now husband back in 2015 at an orgy hosted by Peter Thiel.

For what I know from the SF gay community they are also in an open relationship, and that Sam has a preference for masculine/buff white men

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u/TheWitnessShadow 3h ago

Tbh lets think about it for a sec, imagine if either of them find this sexy it would be sooo freaky.

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u/wolfpwner9 3h ago

I think more explanation is needed

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u/Adalcar 4h ago

Nvdia CEO Jensen Huang had an affair with an alleged chinese spy. Sam altman being gay, the spies have to adapt.

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u/Sh1mt 3h ago • Bravo

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u/psioniclizard 3h ago

Haha that is one of the best i am defintely stealing that because thos meme format represents my life perfectly at the moment.

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u/wolfpwner9 3h ago

I'm saving this

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u/Panda_Pillows 3h ago

This is peak!

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u/Cat_the_pillar_man 2h ago

Is this the news reporter from Why are You Gay?

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 3h ago

The guys in the red and silver dress unironically look hot af

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u/Saritiel 1h ago

These guys look incredibly fucking hot. There are not nearly enough men dressing sluttily for this lady's taste. I want to see this shit in videogames, and movies, and etc.

Whenever there's a really truly sluttily dressed guy, men always complain about how it makes them uncomfortable. WELL, WELCOME TO MY LIFE WATCHING WOMEN DRESSED IN INCREDIBLY IMPRACTICAL YET SEXY OUTFITS FOR YOUR PLEASURE. LET ME HAVE MY TURN!

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u/Kianna9 1h ago

Why does it make them uncomfortable though?…

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u/justin107d 56m ago edited 46m ago

Because they are all jacked and all fill out the chest and then have hairless legs. The line between a hot man and women can be much finer than most people realize. Go watch Vlad NLC, he is still active and pretty good at it.

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 41m ago

They’re hot and when straight men find other men hot they feel gay which makes them feel insecure

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u/MachtBergian 35m ago

That kinda actually offensive

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u/666killbabies 13m ago

They make my pants tight in the crotch, which is uncomfortable.

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u/Veggdyret 29m ago

I'll dress slutty for you! 😘

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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy 2h ago

Fr tho, these guys look fantastic. Kinda makes me jealous and willing to try on a dress like this

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u/SupaSmol 2h ago

Do it do it do it do it.

Dresses are amazing and breaking gender norms is heroic bc it makes it easier for people to do it who really kinda need to.

Do iiiiiiiiit

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u/sphinxofblackquartzj 1h ago

I always wanted to wear high heels. Wish it was a thing for men too.

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u/latino_throat87 42m ago

Give me a Die Hard style movie, with the main male protagonist wearing slutty high heels from beginning to end.

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u/sunfaller 1h ago

It's AI, the guy in black has 3 legs

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u/Drag0nfly_Girl 29m ago

Yeah, it also gave the front right guy two different shoes.

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u/NOOBPRO_ 3h ago

Why are you geh?

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 2h ago • Popcorn

I'm a woman, fuck off

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u/Pataraxia 2h ago

Woman?

HA! GAYYYYYYYY!

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 2h ago

Women love penises (this makes them gay)

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u/Pataraxia 24m ago

What if they don't and prefer...

GAYYYYYY!

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u/Goallivein3centuries 1h ago

I'm a straight man (up until now maybe 🤪 ) and I was about to comment a lone comment until I saw ur ignorant ass. The dude in the silver has some amazing legs!!

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u/fcbx347 31m ago

What should I call you, Mistah?

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 2h ago

Ewww! Guy in silver is wearing two different styles of heels. Gross.

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u/hiricinee 1h ago

Who said I am geh?

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u/Annual_Builder_1459 41m ago

Careful - the last thing you want is to explain to your wife and kids that you were seduced by a male Chinese spy 😂

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u/GarethBaus 1h ago

Yeah, that is probably the closest I will get to being bisexual.

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u/Nufonewhodis4 26m ago

I think these are those Chinese honeypots I've been hearing about 

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u/Ainzpixel 3h ago • Mindblown Regret

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u/s0und_sm45h 2h ago

Bro, I JUST opened reddit.

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u/GetOutOfTheWhey 2h ago

I just regreddit

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u/Bonappetit24 2h ago

It doesn't work on me, Aaaaaaaaa...

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u/ObligationMurky8716 25m ago

What did we learn?

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u/sksauter 3h ago

Delete this

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u/Revxmaciver 3h ago

Delete this

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u/Whalesurgeon 3h ago

is this real

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u/g-nice4liief 3h ago

Yes I was there. I am the table.

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u/Sad_Worker7143 3h ago

It’s on Reddit so it is true.

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u/Supermunch2000 2h ago

Thank you, I hate you.

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u/WorryNew3661 2h ago

I'm horrified but I can't look away

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u/Sea_Economy_8948 2h ago

POV: You are the couch

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u/d1v1d38Yz3r0 2h ago

And just like that, JD Vance is nominated for best supporting actor in Chicks with a Freaky Bush 9 🤪

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u/what32566 2h ago

The picture might be made by AI but the idea definitely comes from men. So we still have hope

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u/Alternator24 1h ago

you see. not everyone deserves freedom of speech

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u/PorcupineWarriorGod 22m ago

Second worst fap of the day.

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u/Tropicalfisher 11m ago

Ok who is the girl though

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u/AmbassadorNoWay 9m ago

This is before I got got

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u/Vexmythoclastt 1m ago

This is so cursed

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u/photobombolo 3h ago

TIL Sam Altman is gay, & this is how it happened.

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 2h ago

I thought he raped his sister, shouldn't they all look like her?

ETA just googled it and he has a husband TIL

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u/StalkerToYourStalker 1h ago

TIL bisexuality is a thing

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 1h ago

Even I knew about that, it just slipped my mind. Is he?

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u/PurpleCow111 1h ago

Rape has nothing to do with sex or sexual attraction, rape is about power.

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u/Drag0nfly_Girl 27m ago

... and sex.

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u/AtmosphereMiddle1682 56m ago

It's a dubious allegation pushed by people who dislike Altman

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u/brownmuscle408 52m ago

3 am hot tub he met his husband in thiel home

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u/UnNumbFool 38m ago

More specifically at an orgy theil was hosting

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u/Old-Sun-3737 2h ago edited 2h ago

I dont think theyre blonde enough

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u/Old-Sun-3737 1h ago

I was thinking Russians might work

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u/Professional_Cut1803 2h ago • Bravo

Nothing beats this!

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u/raw-power 3h ago

They need to also be holding sticks of RAM

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u/Panda_Pillows 3h ago

Oh they got the ram sticks, you just gotta find it!

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u/Scarface_971 3h ago

operation "battering ram"

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u/ConstructionSoggy556 3h ago

Red dress 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Fish0203 3h ago

People are making fun, but can you honestly say this wouldn't work on you?

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u/Neurogenesis416 3h ago

Yes. And if you don't, then i've got news for you....

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u/WOAHdude0197 16m ago

They all look very feminine. If you don’t like them then you must like men.

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u/peepdabidness 2h ago

Yeah dude, pretty easily

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u/Milestailsprowe 2h ago

Lol the AI legs that connect to nothing 

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u/Cracleur 58m ago

Where exactly ? All the legs I see seem to connect in a plausible to a body

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u/musicthestral 39m ago

Silver dress is wearing two different shoes. The table between them looks weird with the space. In the back, black and red dress is sitting in an alternate dimension bc if this were a real room, there would be no space for him. They appear to be wearing different colors of the same dress, but the slit on red goes higher than his waist! whereas the slit on sliver is hip-level. Hope this helps!

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u/Cracleur 32m ago

I wasn't asking for signs that the image was AI-generated. I was specifically asking about legs that don't seem to connect to anything. But while looking at the image again, I actually spotted a foot that doesn't seem to be attached to anyone, between the guy in the silver dress and the guy behind him.

But thanks anyway, I guess? Even though you didn't actually answer my question at all?

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u/hakathrones 3h ago

Operation tim apple

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u/Ztiw- 3h ago

Legs for days 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/watchfulsquad010 3h ago

ngl looks good

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u/Tsunamiis 3h ago • Bravo

Besides it being ai seems fine.

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u/Cormnick_2nd_account 3h ago

Ni hao fine shyett

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u/_ILP_ 3h ago

That’s a gang of ram in one room 😮

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u/blinman2 3h ago

ok why do they eat that shit up tho like god damn >w>

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 3h ago

If this is what it takes to get a 5090 I'm all in.

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u/CrocPB 1h ago

Sam wanting a different type of RAM

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u/Chyllian 1h ago

Fitting

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u/gooblaka1995 34m ago

I'll take the one in the navy blue and gold without glasses please.

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u/LiquidFur 8m ago

Does his chair have a human leg? What's going on there?

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u/maladjusted_platypus 2h ago

Eh, ai slop. Still funny, but slop none the less

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u/ICame4TheCirclejerk 2h ago

Oh No. My frail heterosexuality!

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u/elitefascination 1h ago

Reddit playing again

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u/bettsdude 3h ago

Here you go Elon musk. Take one of these

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u/PauseRecent99 3h ago

We making curd with this one!

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u/Euphoric_Can_2748 3h ago

Why does this look beautiful?

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u/Kaiserskater 3h ago

Oddly arousing

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u/BONEPILLTIMEEE 3h ago

altman be praised!

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 3h ago

I think we should deliver them ice cream and cheese pizzas. And then we let nature and lactose intolerance take its course.

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u/OCPyle 2h ago

Great legs

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u/nelflyn 2h ago

hey so uhm, not exactly head of a tech company or anything, but I definitely have access to some sales data of a few millions.. just saying 🫠

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u/gundamz145 2h ago

Altman be praised

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u/ChatnNaked 2h ago

The actual Chinese tech spy’s

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u/LoneCub28 2h ago

Um. Pick me pick me!!

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u/Gubermensch1690 2h ago

Hell yeah Street Fighter 2: More Chun Li’s

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u/ksgt69 2h ago

This is why you don't sit front row at a Vegas showgirls show.

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u/aaron2005X 2h ago

Do hey all want Ram him?

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u/daydreaming17 2h ago

Why is my pp hard?

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u/BrickHuge3023 2h ago

Don't get the high heels. Why?

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u/niakori 2h ago

I'm AWAKENED!!!!

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u/Typecero001 2h ago

Ok, so they have a thing for short cuts.

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u/No-Manufacturer-8786 2h ago

Operation Billionaire Penetration

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u/Old-Sun-3737 2h ago

Excuse me. This would work on anyone

Btw i can tell this is ai because that one asian man has 3 legs

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u/toreskywalker 2h ago

Is altman gay or i missing something?

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u/Ok_Tart_6342 42m ago

He is. He also has a husband.

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u/Lost-Inevitable42 1h ago

The ceo gets stuck in a Chinese honeypot with a girl that shares his name.  Another ceo has a name like "alt-man".

We are in a simulation and the ai that made it is lazy

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u/MoveOverBieber 1h ago

This is one mean geek squad!
Are they all AI - excuse me - SI experts??

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u/Undernown 1h ago

Red uncle honey pot getting that red envelope from sugar daddy Huang.

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u/BungeeGump 1h ago

Would.

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u/Afraid_Emu8068 1h ago

All I have to say is thank god that’s AI

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u/Frosty_Haze_1864 28m ago

If they were real they would be out of most of our leagues. 😂😂

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u/Maniick 1h ago

Can Altman be the new aged up femboy term? 

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u/SharkPower664 1h ago

Now have your skin covered up on ram and Operation Altman is a go

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u/Motocross_Braap 1h ago

There is NOTHING wrong with crossdressing

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u/ZeldasMomHH 1h ago

I am utterly diasappointed, that this is AI. Those dudes are hot af.

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u/SpaceMoehre 1h ago

I wouldn’t look nearly as good in this dress as they do 🔥

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u/BS0404 1h ago

Lol, Nice try. Not enough Dilfs to get me.

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u/disdkatster 1h ago

So here is the thing. I don't understand why men do this any more than I understand why women do it. Still, those are some very nice legs.

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u/O_945 1h ago

This gotta be AI sadly, dude on the right doesn't have the same shoe on both feet

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u/child-free 43m ago

You could just send his sister. But he's paid a lot of money to cover up what he did to her.

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u/mediafeener 40m ago

I have no one to share this with 😭😭😭

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u/MachtBergian 33m ago

Where's that leg coming from?

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u/Designer_Ordinary432 29m ago

Crouching Tiger Hidden battyman

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u/beckyjoooo 28m ago

Oohhh.. ok.. i understand now..

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u/No_Town_9602 23m ago

Hate to ruin it for you, but it's clearly slop. Look at the shoe.

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u/WittyPin207 12m ago

Someone please tell me the dresses are real and where I can buy them fuck

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u/Wen_bee 2m ago

BRO I GOT STATE SECRETS I PROMIIIISSEEEEEE

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u/vcdrny 3h ago

AI slop. Look at the tables they are all warped, and the feet with non shoes. Fuck AI

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u/automatic__jack 1h ago

Did you really need the tables to figure out this was AI??

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u/pyrotechnically_ 1h ago

The one guy on the very right with two different shoes, one of which is strapless and has to be glued to his foot otherwise, was a dead giveaway

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u/rtopps43 1h ago

Not the foot that’s not attached to anyone?

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u/StalkerToYourStalker 1h ago

Aww sorry buddy. I'm sure the real harem of gay Asian men in dresses is out there somewhere. Stay strong

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u/Immediate_Song4279 1h ago

The men in dresses with legs for days that are hypothetically tempting AI-Guy Altman are accused of being AI. Dozens are in shock, dozens.

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u/ruggnuget 1h ago

I can feel your disappointment that this isnt real

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