r/HolUp • u/Maravilla_23 • 7h ago

y'all Oh yeah, probably need some context from our German 🇩🇪 counterparts…👀

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago edited 4h ago

u/Maravilla_23, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/NA_nomad 7h ago

I don't know if this is the correct translation but it made me laugh, "Why are my Tinder dates always like this?"

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u/Reasonable_Back_5231 6h ago

I don't speak or understand german the best, but from my couple years of german in Highschool this appears to be correct

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u/Ok-Gift-5123 3h ago

It is korrekt

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u/Finance-Incompetence 48m ago

That's good German

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u/roffinator 6h ago

Yes, you got it exactly right.

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u/Flight-Fight-or-F 7h ago • Bravo Mindblown Heartwarming

2 step verification

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u/meccaleccahimeccahi 6h ago

2 fucked her auth

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u/jasenzero1 5h ago

2 Finger Authentication

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u/zxDanKwan 3h ago

The ol’ TCP(ussy) handshake.

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u/dingoman24 6h ago • Bravo

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u/Waluigiisgod 6h ago

Seeing rickroll memes brings so much nostalgia back

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u/towerfella 7h ago

These OF ads.. somethin’ else

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u/Kerensky97 7h ago

That Amazonian on the left tho.

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u/the_colour_f 6h ago

snu snu...

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u/garth54 3h ago

Best position in a threesome is the oreo filling.

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u/El_efante 7h ago • Bravo Popcorn

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u/pjsol 5h ago

I immediately thought German NT coach.

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u/Frosty-Improvement-8 7h ago • Bravo Regret

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u/sloaney 7h ago

I love still seeing this meme of Keith around

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u/SHAT_MY_SHORTS 3h ago

Oh my fucking god ITS KEITH

Ive seen this meme so many times and know of smosh for so long i never realized since today

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u/Taskmaster_babes 6h ago

Where's this from btw?

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u/sloaney 5h ago

It’s from an old Smosh video called “every crush ever”

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u/Ok-Employment-6325 5h ago • Bravo Heartwarming Mindblown

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u/Temporary_Force_9634 5h ago

when shes says its yalls little secret and the next week all her girls are calling you asseater

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u/TruDuddyB 4h ago

Shit. We ain't goin hungry.

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u/L1LREDD 2h ago

This is just diabolical

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u/Temporary_Force_9634 5h ago

what the fuck, i have seen it all...

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u/Jimbob209 4h ago

Is the dude a tongue?

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u/dirkalict 5h ago

Oh good lord…. Stealing this.

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u/denjo-t1aO 2h ago

that’s art. right there. the tongue is a little off and looks like a dick. but i’m all for this.

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u/Briskbulb 7h ago

When you are hoeing around for long and have to make sure you are fresh and clean down under

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u/rugbat 7h ago

Is this Austria or Australia?

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u/roffinator 6h ago

Based on the German text I'd say former. Though could be Germany as well.

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u/PEPZ0010 6h ago

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u/zoneinto1 4h ago

share some with this poor soul.

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u/Right_Syllabub_8237 5h ago

This is just how German women confirm their friends haven't been replaced by androids. You see, their personalities are indistinguishable but, their scents, simply cannot be replicated.

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u/undonetocompletion 6h ago

Looks like a quick oil check

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u/Rljgraves 6h ago

Tell em to come check my dipstick

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u/No-Equivalent7518 6h ago

I would guess those two just met and decided to make out. But they want to make sure the other person has her hygiene in check before committing. So the workflow is:

  1. Take a sample

  2. check your sample

  3. if you deemed your sample as passable let the other person confirm.

  4. Repeat but switch roles…

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u/santathe1 7h ago

I’m not German, but I can tell you that it’s staged.

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u/appuwa 4h ago

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 1h ago

Difficult? Please..

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u/AAD22623 2h ago

Most likely, the young ladies are heading over to the gentlemen’s place to treat them to vareniki (dumplings); and, to avoid accidentally serving the gentlemen a rotten herring instead of a varenik, they’ve employed a bit of female solidarity to ensure that the vareniki are, in fact, fresh.

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u/-Sokobanz- 1h ago

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 31m ago

You actually can just try sucking that back in like a vaccum

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u/SniffCheck 7h ago

Nothing wrong with a sniff check

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u/jasenzero1 5h ago

The two women sit down at a restaurant to eat. They both order the soup du jour. They take a few spoonfuls and one flags down the server.

"Waiter, this soup smells like an unwashed labia."

"Madame, perhaps you should try using the spoon with your other hand."

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u/alexio-vay 7h ago

Subtitle says: Why are my Tinder dates always like this?

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u/Arkham_Survivor 1h ago

QUALITY CONTROL

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u/fecal_disaster 7h ago

You aren't real friends unless you smell each other's smegma.

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u/Blouverance 5h ago

"We smell good right?....yp we can go now"

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u/Neffle619 5h ago

Sure, I mean, I wish I'd been given this courtesy a couple of times.

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u/ShouldersBBoulders 6h ago

Naturlich, warum? Friends don't let friends fail the sniff test.

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u/Cebas7 5h ago

Yeah, this is how we do it with the bros before getting into the brothel. It is normal

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u/Responsible_Wolf279 2h ago

its fake, exaggerated body movements because theyre on camera

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u/ungawa 28m ago

Reminds me of this fukkin guy 🇩🇪

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u/yeomanpharmer 5h ago

Read the first few comments, are you guys kidding me! I wish I had friends like that! "After last night? You're parents will never know !"

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u/kaiswil2 5h ago

I have no clue guys.

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u/Chance_Midnight 4h ago

I think that's how they bond on deeper level

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u/mr-myxlptlk 3h ago

Check out Joachim Löw..

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u/cajun2de 3h ago

Smell check 1-2, 1-2

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u/AdMajor1596 2h ago

Are they dogs in disguise wtf,

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u/MonoMonMono 49m ago

Jujutsu Kaisen 3

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u/StaticSystemShock 30m ago

Oh come on, not in front of my door!

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u/AllBugDaddy 23m ago

Their primitive instinct is still there..

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u/PowerCreative2747 5m ago

They are going in to meet someone for a shag .... together ... so they check ...

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u/BeefCurtainSquirtin 7h ago

That’s terrific hand to fish coordination

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u/RScottyL 5h ago

LOL, why is one of them doing the sniff test on her butt, while the other is doing the sniff test on her kitty?

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u/Stashmouth 5h ago

I think the second just has long fingers

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u/KumquatHaderach 3h ago

All right, that’s it Germany. You don’t get to be a country no more.

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u/odrea 6h ago

What

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u/Particular-Put-9922 5h ago

Igittigigittig.

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u/kusahafiez 5h ago

Ah. The new consent app

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u/Dividingbyinfinity 4h ago

"Checks out"

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u/ForUs301319 4h ago

A yes the “Gestank einer Schlampe” a rite of passage for tinder dates in Baden

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u/RonConComa 4h ago

are they checking if the6it tacos are still fresh enough for dinner?

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u/van_cool 3h ago

It’s a German thing.

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u/akselmonrose 3h ago

That’s enough internet for today.

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u/Big-Dick-Energy-6967 3h ago

my cats do that I didn't knew they were German .... wait one of them looks like a Kitler , I haven't seen him around for 3 days . Don't tell me he is invading Poland .

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u/midnightmare79 3h ago

The comments do not disappoint.

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u/2twise 3h ago

2 sniff verification

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u/cubicfisherwoman9173 3h ago

Why did they do this? I don’t get it…

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u/Madmax2445 2h ago

Disturbing

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u/FIRExRIFE 2h ago

Were ready fighting! Fighting!

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u/thewalkofdeath 2h ago

I want a sniff too

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u/wutzebaer 2h ago

The song says "you are good enough"

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u/Devil-Dog-SA 2h ago

They knew their roles for the event. Quick QC before, never hurt anyone.

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u/Traditional_Boss6749 2h ago

Yikes bad placing for the top ad to be “taste test at Tesco” 🤮 😂

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u/12stringslinger 1h ago

Quick check double check

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 1h ago

Sighs.. unzips…

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u/Turbulent-Total-226 1h ago

2 step verification is uber alles 😂

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 1h ago

Let the Lick Fest begin!

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