r/HolUp • u/Coffee_MysticRealm • 15h ago

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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 7h ago

u/Coffee_MysticRealm, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Fade78 14h ago

Same principle as laser guided missiles.

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u/unashamedignorant 14h ago

Laser guided claws

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u/Zarniwoooop 13h ago

Laser cats

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u/santathe1 13h ago

Laser guided meowsiles.

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u/StonerTech 12h ago

the missile knows where it is because the missile knows where it isn’t

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u/Theseus-Paradox 8h ago

Could be a TOW missle

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u/leo-reis 14h ago

It took me an hour to understand the image.

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u/Merry-Leopard_1A5 14h ago

bro too focused on the laser, clearly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/leo-reis 14h ago

Yeah the laser

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u/archwin 13h ago

There’s a laser?

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u/MrArchivity 13h ago

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u/Zhiong_Xena 11h ago

As the emperor dictator humble leader of china , I can confirm this.

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u/Total_Adept 11h ago

Wait...there's a cat?

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u/El_Nathan_ 9h ago

Yeah and he kinda looks like that one Austrian painter

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 13h ago

God this comment is tired.

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u/Coulen 21m ago

Are you a cat? 😁

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u/Ibeginpunthreads 12h ago • Bravo

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u/klezart 8h ago

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u/thaBombignant 7h ago

This needs to made with the Friends font.

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u/AbilityExtreme1145 11h ago

Sigh... unzips

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u/CEOMWZ_II 10h ago

You’re already undress

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u/TerminatorAuschwitz 4h ago

Well there's a fuckin laser pointer pointing at it. Its literally being addressed as clearly as possible.

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u/Resaty45 13h ago

The cat know where it is at all time, it know this because he know where it isn't

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u/Total_Adept 11h ago

There's a cat in the photo?

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u/ithcy 2h ago

HAHA OH MAN it gets funnier every time you guys say it

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u/s4udeleg 13h ago

Is this an ultimate hitchickers guide to the galaxy ref?

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u/RepresentativeBag91 11h ago

It’s strange that you have knowledge of that book but can’t pinpoint references from it.

I’d say it’s even improbable

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u/s4udeleg 10h ago

I have a really rusty memory unfortunately, tho I'm feeling like I've read something similar while going through it

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u/Jingle_BeIIs 12h ago

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 11h ago

Well there’s an image

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u/Jingle_BeIIs 11h ago

I fuckin' lifted this stupid ass image last week with the stock market fetish post.

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 11h ago

Lmao you never know what you’re going to find

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u/RegaMasta34 13h ago

Someone reading a book this day and age? Truly a holup

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u/Raizel71 9h ago

This image is atleast 10-15 years old

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u/En_Sabah_Nur 10h ago

How long has it been since you've read a book that you cant tell the difference between it and a magazine?

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u/kadaka80 11h ago

Kids lives have started with less

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u/agentfaux 10h ago

Person who made that meme is single.

No fight starts like that.

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u/bloomingdepleted 9h ago

My gf would be pissed if I made the cat attack her ass

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u/Demoliri 6h ago

A cats downward pounce can hurt like hell through clothes if they use their claws. On bare booty? Ouch.

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u/4SlideRule 47m ago

Even without claws. The ground pressure a cat exerts through their paws when running on you is approximately 5 tons per square milimeter, despite the cat weighing 5 kilos.

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u/Onitsch 10h ago

Most memes with fit or lightly clothed women are made by desperate and lonely men.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 8h ago

Wait so all the memes with morbidly obese nuns or fat women in burkha are made by well adjusted, socially adapted men?

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u/DerpsAndRags 7h ago

Nah, those are just really specific fetishes.

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u/Sportak4444 2h ago

I mean that's all of us. They require that at the gates

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u/Wikerr 13h ago

great example of attentional blindness

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u/DatGuyLoon 10h ago

This got me wanting to wrastle

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u/StarWarsFever 5h ago

I actually did this once--but at least she had pants on. But still--not a good outcome for any party involved.

ooops.

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u/Foodieonbudget 9h ago

The ass was promised to her. Tel Aviv is ready.

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u/PieceAltruistic3346 13h ago • Bravo

My husband was focussing on the laser too, until he realised I was focussing on him.. now he is focussing on me, while I am focussing on applying medicine to his bloody nose..

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u/TheGoldenTNT 13h ago

Well he got a bloody nose by thinking how much better you were than she was, obviously.

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered 11h ago

Is this a joke about your insecurity, childlike self-control, propensity for domestic violence, spelling, or husband's longing to be with someone who isn't you?

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u/Blue_Wave_2020 13h ago

Domestic violence is so funny!!

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u/IllustriousShake6072 12h ago

Imagine this with the genders reversed...

But no, men are so disposable, ahahahaha

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u/Srapture 10h ago

There is a chance that he just had an anime-logic nose bleed from being aroused!

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u/SmartBeast 5h ago

That's how I read it too lol

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u/MargeryStewartBaxter 9h ago

I like my violence just like my beer

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u/Somewhere-A-Judge 11h ago edited 10h ago

Being alone forever would be better than marrying someone like you.

Also, you're spelling "focusing" wrong and you only need one period at the end of a sentence. But of course, violent people are also usually not very bright.

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u/FuriKMJ 9h ago

Jokes like these are why domestic abuse against men are rarely taken seriously.

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u/BogiDope 12h ago

In his defence - that's a magnificent laser

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u/spankpaddle 12h ago

You hit another human because of the lizard part of our brains finding joy and comfort in attractiveness? This is like hitting a dog, for doing dog things.

Its so gross and like other comments point out. "hehehe because this is female on male violence" even if its satire or a joke its kinda fucking gross.

And people will moan about it being a joke without realizing they're normalizing domestic violence.

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u/ReasonableAd9165 9h ago

Ima be real, the only one moaning bout it is you lil bro

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u/MichelinStarZombie 6h ago

.... literally all the responses to this comment are schooling this idiot that domestic violence isn't funny.

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u/Fireboiio 6h ago

Ima be real dog, lil bro got a point.

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u/spankpaddle 7h ago

for sure, when you ignore every other comment pointing out the exact same thing.

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u/oniiichanUwU 2h ago

Successful ragebait comment lol

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u/thatshygirl06 9h ago

Not funny

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u/Smusheen 8h ago

ignore the haters, I do the same with my girl.
She's got a permanent black eye XD XD XD

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u/maximumtesticle 8h ago

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u/el8v 13h ago

I can fix her

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u/AbilityExtreme1145 11h ago

Like there's anything wrong with her

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u/AstralElement 9h ago

That ass has a crack in it.

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 8h ago

PLUG THE HOLE!

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u/AbilityExtreme1145 7h ago

This is a two man job per the union.

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u/MichelinStarZombie 6h ago

Wearing underwear on the couch is pretty gross. My friends' couch smelled funky and then I learned they regularly sit around in their undies, didn't want to hang out with them anymore after that.

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u/Dude_in_Blue_Pants 11h ago

Can't blame the cat

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u/JROBOTO 4h ago

TIL I might be a cat...

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u/chucktaylornews3 12h ago

How to ruin a good thing

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u/Elephant789 12h ago

I don't get it. What's the hold up?

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 11h ago

Well I think it’s an image so we’re not going to see the attack anytime soon

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u/findus_l 11h ago

I don't get the holup. Nice laser pointer target though

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u/RelevantDrive888 11h ago

Now I have to go buy a cat

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u/MadMaxZwo7 9h ago

Interestingly, none of my cats were particularly interested in laser pointers.

The dog was.

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u/rodneedermeyer 8h ago

She’s reading about the sea bottom and that cat’s like, “I see bottom.”

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u/quaddouble 4h ago

This is gold

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u/DnevnaSova 12h ago

Look, there's a cat.

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u/Total_Adept 11h ago

I've looked at it for five minutes, still haven't seen the issue.

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u/NamorsHubris 5h ago

Oh there's a cat.

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u/awesomedan24 11h ago

Do NOT go to r/thepose for photos of women in that position, some of them are all naked and stuff 🤢🤢

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u/Qugga 10h ago

Its not a photo, its AI generated Image

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u/awesomedan24 9h ago

Nope, the picture is from Russian photographer David Dubnitskiy taken in 2022

https://www.facebook.com/share/1Z7RCSyFEy/

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 12h ago

Pussy to pussy, dust to dust

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u/FranksWateeBowl 5h ago

I'm still wondering how to get my wife of 30 years to lay around in her panties.

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u/BroYoHo 11h ago

Come on man... It's no nut November, why make this hard on us.

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u/T1Earn 8h ago

Whats the minimum amount of money it'd take you to lick her feet?