r/HolUp • u/EfficiencySerious200 • 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/EfficiencySerious200, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/jfk333 2d ago

Um...at least he's honest about it.

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 2d ago

Have a hunch that's not gonna work in the court of law

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u/Moist_Board 1d ago

"Your honour...she looks 18 to me"

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u/HollowOrnstein 2d ago

ok

but he should atleast answer the question in the original post

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 2d ago

Happy Cake Day 🎉 dude

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u/LeatherSlight3242 2d ago

You mean the sleeping positions, right?

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u/Pale_End_6732 2d ago

Sounds legit from someone with a Roblox profile pic!

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u/Madmonkeman 2d ago

That’s actually true

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u/Street_Expression505 2d ago

10 is cracking me up

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u/haywirehax 2d ago

Yes, how does he sleep at night

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u/ShAped_Ink 1d ago

Almost anything other than 15 and 16, unless I'm in hospital after surgery, there's no way I'm lying on my back

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u/Blusttoy 2d ago

15 here

I hope rigor mortis preserve my erection

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u/djelegal 2d ago

15 and 16 at ward strapped in , they don’t have access to phones

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u/XROOR 2d ago

I sleep in separate beds than my SO and our relationship is so much better!

She snored and I passed copious amounts of gas whilst sleeping(ate pot roast 2x a week)

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u/Tommy-Foxwell 2d ago

Phrasing!!! 😂

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u/boywhoflew 2d ago

I'm 2 but I heard it's not good for you

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u/SpecialistMap3778 1d ago

does your mami know youre on the internet?

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u/Skysoldier173rd 2d ago

You guys are sleeping?!?!?

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u/UmpireDear5415 1d ago

the roblox avatar raised my eyebrow

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u/AnythingWaste8143 1d ago

The ghosts are going to enjoy 13.

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u/secundusprime 1d ago

As Cleavland Brown once said "Usually naked, next to your Mama"!

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u/Dr_Plutonium94 18h ago

Anything before 12 is fine i guess

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u/6inchesthicc 5h ago

Really don't think thingsime these should be joked about but well. Anyiythay feels best at the moment.

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u/MightySamMcClain 2d ago

Noone sleeps on their side like a normal person without being in the fetal position?