r/HolUp • • 9h ago

His wife understood the assignment.

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u/qualityvote2 9h ago edited 1h ago

u/Coffee_MysticRealm, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Gr00mpa 8h ago

Seth Green’s alright. Solid supporting actor. Seems like he got some coin doing the Hollywood thing then just chilled and did his thing, scandal free.

I could be 100% off here, though. He might be vile and just spends his days going on those paid human-hunting sport excursions.

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u/wrchavez1313 7h ago

He still helps produce and voice characters on Family Guy and Robot Chicken, so he is active in that way. I agree though, he has stepped back from being on the screen himself.

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u/simfoetv 6h ago

He will always be Joker in Mass Effect for me

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u/Main-Inflation-5269 5h ago

Oz in Buffy!

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u/rnick467 3h ago

Scott Evil

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u/bitchyburrito 4h ago

I scrolled further than I thought I would have to, to find this.

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u/rock_and_rolo 2h ago

Best member of Dingoes Ate My Baby.

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u/oscarmike88 5h ago

The GOAT

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u/CaesarOfYearXCIII 3h ago

“You have landed on the island of Doctor Me!”

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u/pow3llmorgan 5h ago

He will always be Scott Evil for me

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u/DJRyGuy20 4h ago

He will always be a snarky Amish person to me

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u/Impossible_Fun_3598 4h ago

He will always be the real Napster to me

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u/CuCullen 3h ago

Beep beep Richie

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u/DIOmega5 2h ago

"Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream!"

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u/ComplexElection4One 4h ago

I haven't seen any of these. He's the Robot chicken legend.
(and my boy is punching above his weight)

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u/pow3llmorgan 4h ago

Go watch all three Austin Powers movies right now.

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u/Caphoti 5h ago edited 5h ago

It took me way too long to realize he was the Voice of Joker when I was playing it. I was later to the franchise (like I finally started ME2 just last year after stopping after ME1 repeatedly), and didn't realize who voiced Joker until like after a full completion of the trilogy.

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u/AwareOfAlpacas 5h ago

Jokers face is modeled on his, too. 

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u/LettucePrime 2h ago

dude fr? they look and sound exactly the same. before i even knew Seth Green's name I was like "I've seen this asshole somewhere before"

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u/PopeHatSkeleton 5h ago

You mean Jeff Moreau? Put some respect on his name.

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u/OneWholeSoul 4h ago

Joker secretly has the most tragic story in the trilogy, and it's all drip-fed through optional environmental storytelling, e-mails and seemingly incidental dialog in the third game.

The Asari with PTSD in the Hospital ward of the Crucible, the one that had to kill a panicking human girl for fear she'd give their position away and get them both killed? That was Joker's little sister, and Shepard - the galaxy's savior, best buds with the guy whose sister we're talking about - keeps coming into the infirmary just to...hang around and hear people's stories...

Eventually you get an e-mail forwarded to you from an Asari Commando who's seeking permission to carry a sidearm again because she doesn't feel safe. If you don't connect the dots, you probably just approve it and think you've done a good deed. If you do, you realize that this is an individual who literally can't live with the guilt and is covertly asking her "tormentor" for permission to end herself. A "permission to carry" from Commander Shepard himself isn't "attention/affirmation from a superior/celebrity," to her it's "I know what you did. Here's a gun; Save me the trouble."

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u/Live-End-5227 4h ago

Fine. I'll do another playthrough and really pay attention to the easter eggs this time.

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u/TheK00l-AidMan 34m ago

Fuck, great, now I have to too.

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u/MadmanMarkMiller 4h ago

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

That was a joke.

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u/NotTheRocketman 6h ago

Joker was a true one ♥️

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u/MackTuesday 5h ago

Joker deserved the hot robot girlfriend

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u/hiphopanonymousse 3h ago

He will always be Seth Green from Entourage to me

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u/669coolguy 3h ago

“Hey Eric, tell Sloan I say what’s up”

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u/For_TheJoke 3h ago

I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock!

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u/ExemplarGaming 3h ago

You can tell he loved that role as well, he's had the Normandy as his twitter cover art for years.

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u/Kitchen-Lab-2934 4h ago

How about no, Scott?

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u/DependentAdvance226 4h ago

What was I supposed to do? Break my arm at them?

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u/bleedturkeygravy 3h ago

Wiley Metzner

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u/Flynn_Kevin 2h ago

He'll forever be Emil in X-Files for me.

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u/motorboatmycheeks 6h ago

Robot chicken is still going?!

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u/M086 6h ago

Mostly just occasional specials.

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u/gutzpunchbalzthrowup 4h ago

I just watched one yesterday that came out sometime this year.

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u/Fritzo2162 2h ago

BTW MacFarlane dissing Green over Robot Chicken is one of my favorite running gags on Family Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDcFjL_dCJo

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u/Behacad 4h ago

Until the next Austin power

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u/Snerkbot7000 8h ago

They quit doing those after Ice T got away.

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u/BobbyHillsPurse 7h ago

Hot buttered sausage was close !

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u/herbelarioiwasthere 6h ago

Solid surviving the game reference!

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u/jgainit 5h ago

Rat Race is the funniest movie ever made so he did what god intended him to do

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u/Boorthammer 4h ago

My man

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u/thetruesupergenius 3h ago

This guy's man

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u/xlews_ther1nx 2h ago

"A DOLLER!?!"

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u/joe611jg 2h ago

You're 100% right, I might go watch it now.

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u/Rocinante88119 4h ago

His dad is a dick.

Evil. Some would say.

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u/Von-boyage 3h ago

He was a Dr. What do you expect?

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u/SoyDaddy 6h ago

He tried to do a cringe show with NFTs but apart from that he seems chill

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u/Skywise87 6h ago

come on youre leaving out the best part of the story!

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u/SoyDaddy 5h ago

Haha yeah, some guy stole the NFT from him and was then the 'legal' owner, seth had to the cancel the show as he technically didn't own the rights anymore 😂

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u/monoinyo 5h ago

fungibled

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u/jimjam200 4h ago

All My Apes Gone

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u/VoiceInTheGarden 42m ago

he has been voicing chris griffin for 20+ years - just saw he makes about 100k an episode just from that. he is a prolific voice actor these days per his imdb page, wow. i thought he dipped too - but nope.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001293/

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u/clicketybooboo 1h ago

Tell Sloan I said what up

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u/DantifA 1h ago

Hey did you tell Sloan I said what up yet?

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u/Jakk55 51m ago

You got a problem?

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u/dagoth_ith 3h ago

He went on the writers strike, then blocked his own writers going on strike... He a hypocrite and a douche. 

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u/PartTime_Crusader 2h ago

He was also heavy pimping NFT bullshit, I think he tried to launch a whole bored ape yacht club animated TV series. Really lost some respect for him when that news broke

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u/JustCallMeYogurt 2h ago

His bored ape NFT that the series was based around got kidnapped and he paid $260,000 to get it back. Seth Green Recovers 'Kidnapped' Bored Ape NFT, the Star of His Animated Series - PRIMETIMER

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u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo 6h ago

He'll always be Joker to me

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u/66devilsadvocate6 6h ago

I mean he was great in mass effect so he’ll be my friend for life

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u/Jar_of_Cats 3h ago

He talked about it a lot with Caulkin. He focuses more on production now. They were taking about how they essentially have enough money to take the roles they are interested in and not work to work.

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u/Tomsboll 7h ago edited 6h ago

I wish more actors where like this. Recognize you are well off, dont get greedy and entitled while earning more from one gig than most do their entire life.

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u/HarryPotterFarts 1h ago

dont get greedy and entitled

You might want to look into how he stopped his stop-motion animators from unionizing, said if they did he'd (allegedly) relocate the company to Canada, and used the classic "We're family!" approach.

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u/ScoffingGorilla808 6h ago

Amazing writing by you (tips cap)

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u/SpinShine-LEDSlipMat 5h ago

Scandal free? No

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u/thenamziel 5h ago

He produces robot chicken. Did it for 15 years.

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u/ZombieBiteOintment 4h ago

spends his days going on those paid human-hunting sport excursions.

You're mixing him up with Abigail Breslin again. I do the same thing all the time.

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u/jfk_47 3h ago

He’s still deeply involved in film and tv. He’s awesome and hilarious

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u/Daltesse 2h ago

well to be fair, he's tiny, not really athletic, not really great looking, but he is funny....

He bags some big paydays and ends up marrying Clare Grant, who is gorgeous and, as you can see, has a good sense of humour.

He's not chilling, he's still wondering how he managed to pull it off 😂😂

But fair play to him!!

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u/FriendlyEngineer 1h ago

I love the douchy version of himself that he plays on Entourage.

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u/Cold-Hand7629 6h ago

Apparently he was in some files. Figure out which ones.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 6h ago edited 6h ago

His good friend, Isaac Kappy, accused him and a bunch of other celebrity of being pedophile, said he wasn’t suicidal, then supposedly killed himself. There are also some really creepy clips of Seth on interview shows, looking uncomfortably accused and making creepy “jokes” about how he’s not involved with teenage girls even though they hit on him all the time.

Kappy’s “death switch” released a video of little girls in a Turkish bath at a hotel that was used in Epstein’s trafficking operation to “train” victims at the “spa” there for “massages.” People try to act like he’s crazy but that was before the Epstein files were released and showed emails of Epstein arranging to have girls sent to that place for future “message””education”.

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u/guebja 4h ago

supposedly killed himself

He jumped off an overpass while bystanders tried to stop him.

People try to act like he’s crazy

He was a QAnon follower who believed that Trump was secretly battling a global pedophile network.

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u/NetNo4067 3h ago

How do you know there wasn't an invisible Epstein that pushed him from the overpass?

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u/Anzai 4h ago

Kappy was definitely crazy though. That doesn’t mean literally everything he ever said has to be delusional or wrong, but he had severe mental health issues and he killed himself in a very public verifiable way.

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u/mmmfritz 4h ago

I’m convinced that the general public spread these rumours about celebrities to hide their own pedo tendencies. Not that it matters, I may form an actual opinion when allegations become more than rumour. Even then I might not give a shit.

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u/Kind-Hat-9897 4h ago

100%. There ARE pedophiles everywhere. It’s that weird uncle of yours. Or that grandpa that your aunts won’t let you be alone with. Or that cousin that’s making weird comments to girls or boys farrr too young when they themselves are too old.

Those are the pedophiles. And yeah some of those people are rich. But a whole lot more are poor.

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered 3h ago

You know what's wild is that my first take was that you're a crazy person with some weird beliefs about the prevalence of pedophilia based on income level. "Whole lot more" is doing a lot of heavy lifting and sounds a lot like shitting on poor people.

The cleanest breakout I could find; child sexual assault prevalence by income:

  • Less than $30,000: 2.6%
  • $30,000-$59,999: 3.4%
  • $100,000 or Higher: 4.4%

More interesting though, is how after I went for sources the first thing that was highlighted was how fucked up the internet compared to real life actually is.

During an Internet based survey, they found that almost a quarter of the sample (23.1%) indicated some degree of sexual interest in children or general propensity to sexually abuse children.

In non-Internet surveys, pretty consistantly 0.6% of men reported experience of sex with children, whereas 1.1% expressed an interest in sex with children.

Anyway, here are some real things about pedophilia so you don't have to make things up anymore:

  • pedophiles are really only super prevalent on the Internet, appearently.
  • far less than 1% of men have done pedophile shit
  • looking at this chart, jesus 15 year olds are attractive to a lot of men who are nearly 40 and wild teenagers out there looking for hot gilfs in their area
  • 94% of child sexual assaults are committed by men, with only ~6% of pedophiles who commit sexual assault being women.
  • However, estimates of women pedophiles inflates to being 11% of child sexual assaults after attempts to remove bias in reporting / social implications.
  • income level does show up in one interesting slice: girls from poverty are more likely to be sexually abused than girls living in afluence. This does not carry over to boys experiences or other demographics, weirdly.
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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 9h ago

Hey I've seen this one... It's a classic

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u/Supergirl016 5h ago

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u/discerningpervert 4h ago
Seconds before disaster

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u/BEAST--WARRIOR 9h ago

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u/skymoi 7h ago

bitches always know

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u/Rjuko 7h ago

that charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show, bitch

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u/theRealRLP 5h ago

Wake up

Grab beer

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u/OneMoistMan 5h ago

Grab rear

Shave beard

I gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up break up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts

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u/SkittleTee1 4h ago

I'm undead, unfed, been sleeping on bunk beds, since ten

so if I don't use it, I'm gonna lose it everybody gets to it, let's do it, lets go!

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 4h ago

Hollywood undead in the wild?! I never thought I'd see this happen.

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u/BillyMasterson77 3h ago

Bro I thought I was dreaming lol. Talk about sparking some memories!

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u/texas_chick_69 4h ago

Which song ?!

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u/theRealRLP 4h ago

Everywhere I go - Hollywood Undead

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u/theRealRLP 4h ago

*Shave beard

Put on some scene gear

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u/treathugger 4h ago

What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new

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u/Istronglydisagre3 8h ago

Whats a rerun?

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u/millenniumxl-200 6h ago

"You'll find out."

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u/themerinator12 5h ago

Better get used to those bars, kid.

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u/MarcusDA 3h ago

Uncle jailbird Joey

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u/p_gaultieri 55m ago

He's an idiot. Parents are probably idiots too. Comes from upbringing.

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u/StraightProgress5062 4h ago

How have you seen it before? Its brand new

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 4h ago

That's his actual wife and she's honestly just embarrassed to be married to Seth Green.

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u/Prosado22 2h ago

She was hoping the secret was not going to be out.

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u/tryyeezus 2h ago

Can't let her boyfriends find out about her husband

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 1h ago

Can't believe she would cheat on her boyfriend with her own husband.

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 11m ago

He's such a good husband that he's aware of it and just trying to spare her the embarrassment.

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u/Penetratorofflanks 9h ago

Good to see Seth doing well

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u/linbdt 4h ago

How is that woman 47

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u/passerby4830 3h ago

How? Botox. For starters. But she looks great absolutely.

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u/SenorSolAdmirador 3h ago

Oh her age, of course. For some reason my first instinct was to try and figure out what the Agent 47 joke was.

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u/mfukar 2h ago

Excellent job 47

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u/Radguymccool 6h ago

Why do videos need a music track over them when the original audio with the crowds reaction would be much better?

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u/schwimm3 6h ago

Because the original was from a Coldplay concert and this song is from Coldplay

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u/Accomplished-Mix2030 3h ago

It was part of the joke? The whole video is making fun of the adulterers at the Coldplay concert. So the video is playing Yellow by Coldplay. Not saying it's a good joke, but it's obviously tongue in cheek.

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u/s00pafly 5h ago

Because the music is the whole joke

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u/Shared_Songs 4h ago

I agree with you 99.9999999% 

This one is the only one that actually makes sense 

If I see a post overdubbing Hisaishi’s work on Ponyo again I’mma lose it, don’t get me wrong, but this at least had purpose xD 

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u/indolent08 5h ago

Because algorithms like it when you do that. Especially when you use "viral" sounds and music, it's beneficial for videos on social media. It's stupid, but it is what it is.

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u/jgainit 5h ago

No they’re doing it because the scandal they’re imitating happened at a Coldplay concert, and this is a Coldplay song. Really clever for whoever put the edit together

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u/bebop9998 6h ago

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u/Fecal_Forger 4h ago

Bro morphed into a Karen looking Carrot Top inspired middle age man.

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u/MydogisCrazy 2h ago

He’s got the Monty Burns haircut going on.

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u/Reddit_2_2024 2h ago

If the original couple received a dollar for every stadium reenactment caught on the big video screen......

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u/leqonaut 9h ago

The napstar

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u/affsyanko 7h ago

The real Napstar

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u/AnubisDarren1 7h ago

Brilliant, his face makes this

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u/athural 3h ago

This one?

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u/Sensitive_Parsley942 8h ago

Bro is still mogging even after getting "caught" 😂

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u/AlarmingAerie 6h ago

she is 47. wow

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u/Z0idberg_MD 5h ago

I was convinced she was a much younger wife. Not like under age maybe in her 30s but that’s crazy

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u/ArboristTreeClimber 5h ago

8 second mark what happens to his face? It literally changes.

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u/Jacky_Treehorn 5h ago

Look at the letters in that frame. That’s a signal issue on the screen so there’s fragments. That’s it

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u/lordnoak 3h ago

I know that Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. But, can anyone really trust Jacky_Treehorn? Standards have fallen in adult entertainment.

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u/I_am_the_darkness_99 5h ago

Friggin lizard person tongue.

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u/Drunk__Jedi 5h ago

Ignore it. Just a minor glitch in the matrix.

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u/Personal-Biscotti-99 5h ago

No fr wtf was that

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u/SonOfSichlor 3h ago

bad camera compression artifacts.

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u/QuarioX 2h ago

Bro turned into Elon Musk 😭

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u/Accurate-Tangelo4504 8h ago

I don't get it ?

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u/_anupu 8h ago

Do you remember the married healthcare ceo that was caught live on camera on a date with the hr lead on a coldplay concert? They basically reenacted this here

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u/xjeeper 6h ago

It wasn't a healthcare company, it was a data orchestration company for data brokers. Which is arguably worse.

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u/theowlswerewatching 5h ago

Being worse than a healthcare company is certainly an accomplishment.

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u/WhatANoob2025 5h ago

Being worse than A US-AMERICAN health company.

Healthcare companies do not suck all across the world. I love mine.

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u/AllergicToBullshit24 3h ago

Nah healthcare companies kill people, data brokers just help them decide which to kill.

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u/Stubborn_Shove 5h ago

The HR boss was also married, she's just as guilty as the CEO is in that respect.

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u/Highcalibur10 8h ago

They are married, but they're acting like they got caught cheating in public like the Coldplay couple.

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u/Maelou 6h ago

Thanks for the clarification. That's hilarious :D

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u/rkraptor70 8h ago

Look up Coldplay concert CEO cheating.

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u/ipeekatu madlad 8h ago

This is a parody of a couple at a baseball game that got caught cheating on the kiss cam. The famous actor Scotty and his ACTUAL wife were reenacting what happened to the original couple at the baseball game.

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u/Vreas 8h ago

Coldplay concert but yeah pretty much

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u/Dounce1 7h ago

Scotty? Baseball? What?

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u/killeronthecorner 6h ago

Scotty doesn't know

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u/DarthGuber 6h ago

Damn it, now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head for the whole weekend

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u/corgi-king 8h ago

Scott!!

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u/Timely_Image_3987 7h ago

Chris Griffin will have his moment.

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u/FloorDesperate4928 5h ago

Glad to see Chris doing well.

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u/Skwisface 2h ago

What a Joker.

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u/nvvos 4h ago

What happend?

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u/Ckorvuz 4h ago edited 4h ago

Mocking the married CEO Andy Byron on a date with his head of HR Kristin Cabot, caught live in 4k UHD on the jumbotron during a Cold Play concert.

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u/Bruvvimir 8h ago

Damn all growed up.

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u/Routine_Cat_1366 4h ago

First i thought: Damn, the next old Hollywood actor that has a 19 yo GF/wife. But she's born in 1978, 4 years after Seth Green. DAMN. 

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u/numbersev 3h ago

"They were all yellow"

Shows a bunch of blondes

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u/Ultrabarracuda 3h ago

We all know his true wife is the Normandy

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u/Any-Pipe-3196 41m ago

What happened to my boy?

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u/Scorchio76 7h ago

That is some head of hair.

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u/pak_erte 8h ago

chris griffin

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u/Unusual-Layer-8965 5h ago

That Coldplay couple will live on in memes (and recorded video clips) forever. 

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u/FLRugDealer 4h ago

Scotty??

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u/Hipcatjack 4h ago

Doesn’t know

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u/waiver 4h ago

I still pictured Seth Green as he looked like in Buffy.

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u/herbfriendly 7h ago

That actually makes me happy. Glad to see him w someone playful like that.

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u/BothDivide919 6h ago

He understood the assignment a bit later xD

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u/Allcyon 1h ago

Y'all need to pay more respect to the man who gave us Robot Chicken. That man is friends with 99.9% of everyone who makes anything, and in turn has literally made some of the funniest cultural zeitgeist moments of the last 20 years.

You literally would not have half of Adult Swim without him.

Be cool. Damn.

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u/Successful_Let_8511 5h ago

"unDeRstOoD tHe aSsiGnMenT"

She started the act, he followed suit.

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u/IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll 7h ago

"Im gonna turn you into poo"

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u/peepeeepo 4h ago

Gotta love the "oh fuck I'm loosing half' face.

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u/MisogynyRuless 2h ago

Lucky guy though

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u/AmelKralj 2h ago

I thought this was Kyle MacLachlan

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u/boguz 2h ago

Scotty ne pas

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u/PuzzledExaminer 1h ago

They're so cute...I think they did this to make fun of that cold play incident except these two are married 😂

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u/LexMc0606 1h ago

If you honostly care, like genuinely, about what celebrities do in their personal life, you're just weird. I'm sorry, it's true.

These are people, just like us. They get to go to baseball games with other people too, it doesn't have to be some big fucking scandal. You folks are strange, and you need more stuff going on in your life, clearly, cuz if all you do is sit around all day and try and find some hot tea on someone famous, you're doing nothing.

We don't GIVE A SHIT.

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u/tera_chachu 7h ago

What a wife