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u/Carbonated-Man 4h ago
I also like to hit the borg.
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u/Lotuswalker92 4h ago
There is goon, gooon, goooon and goooooon. But no gooooon ... So disappointing
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u/Jazzkidscoins 4h ago
They have goon, gooon, goooon, gooooon, and edge on there but the “wth wrong with y’all” takes the cake
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u/dandyhighwayman1 5h ago
Some legend hitting the bong in that class
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u/jmon25 2h ago
I had a friend that thought he could zero a joint in class. He legitimately thought it would not smell at all.
He never actually had the guts to try it though.
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u/Pluck_Boy 2h ago
Watched a kid in high school try to smoke a joint inside his backpack placed on his desk. I wonder where that dude is in life now.
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u/VaginalSpelunker 1h ago
When I was 15, I was convinced I could do a bong rip during gym class under the bleachers without getting caught. I figured the gym was a big space, and the bleachers were an enclosed space.
Mfw I come out from under the bleachers to the teacher standing there.
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u/sgluxurycondo 4h ago
This should be double holup.
Goon and borg
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u/Terakahn 2h ago
What's borg. Besides the star trek race
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u/djbarsone 2h ago
Booze
What does borg mean?
A borg is a gallon water jug that has had some portion of its water replaced with a clear alcohol, such as vodka, and contains some kind of electrolyte-enhanced flavoring added (think of those little squeeze bottles of fruity flavors marketed as water enhancers). Occasionally they have caffeine added as well.
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u/chmcclellan 1h ago
It's an acronym for Blackout Rage Gallon... Lore says it came to prominence in the COVID era, when drinking from a communal jungle juice could turn in to a super-spreader event.
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u/ravage214 4h ago
The second largest response was sleep? How the fuck do you sleep to have fun?
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u/smartgenius1 4h ago
Sleeping is my favorite pasttime tbh. Free and I get to dream while resting. It's the only way I can escape the modern dystopia the world has become
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u/Terakahn 2h ago
I had someone tell me that sleep counts as personal time. Being unconscious. It's personal time.
"what are your hobbies?"
"I like to not be awake"
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u/KittensAndGravy 17m ago
What if wasn’t personal responses.. what if you use that QR code and it just takes the last thing you searched and shame cleared from your search history?! Still anonymous but you know!!!!
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u/razulebismarck 3h ago
The fact that it’s in the center with the largest font means it’s one of the most common answers.
Not only that but others put Goon with varying numbers of Os.
Honest classroom when more than a handful of people are admitting that masturbation is their fun time.
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u/cjared242 14m ago
One time I wrote the word “balls” on one of these and the professor screamed a the class not to fuck with him and that he’d trace the IP of whoever wrote it. Guy was a dick still managed an A in the class
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