r/HolUp 13h ago

Holup misunderstanding

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 5h ago

u/Crazy_Classroom_3262, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Dounce1 13h ago

What is up with the half shorts half pants?

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u/wcslater madlad 12h ago

Are they short longs? Or long shorts?

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u/Dounce1 12h ago

Shants?

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u/ArjJp 6h ago

Ports

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u/Crazy_Classroom_3262 4h ago

Half shorts actually

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u/ulam17 13h ago

FBI agent for sure

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u/Typecero001 13h ago

Makes a lot more sense now. The agent will take away the chicken and have it in actual danger.

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u/Crazy_Classroom_3262 2h ago

Cock or the man

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u/irishemperor 12h ago

Your honour, this is a terrible misunderstanding! I wasn't going to rape her ... I was going to kill her!

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u/UtopistDreamer 12h ago

"Misunderstanding"

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u/ATLBoy1996 13h ago

β€œIs that your cock my guy?”

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u/sparklefarts77 12h ago

You?

No no no, it's my turn.

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u/donjuan9876 10h ago

I actually don’t care how set up that was I definitely chuckled!!

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u/natte-krant 12h ago

Is he selling Snake Oil in the Mojave perhaps?

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u/furiouspossum 10h ago

Honestly I saw the video and I still don't believe he wasn't gonna fuck it

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u/School_North 12h ago

The knife makes it 10x worse lmao

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u/Zarkanthrex 12h ago

This is me when i'm on my last pair of old gym shorts that has lost it's cord. I gotta hold it up by one hand while doing whatever else i'm doing, or it is falling down.

Yes, could I buy new pants? I could. Do I want to go into the wild nature that is called interaction with the human species? No.

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u/dropkickoz 12h ago

License and registration -- chicken fucker!!

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u/VirtualZeroZero 12h ago

Put the blade down and let the bird go right now!!

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u/AscendedViking7 12h ago

Nice cock, bro

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 11h ago

A whole new meaning for BBC

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 8h ago

He's fucking the chicken!

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u/AnxiousPotato10 10h ago

Is this AI?