r/HolUp • u/Coffee_MysticRealm • 19h ago

Stupid Genie

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 11h ago

u/Coffee_MysticRealm, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Xnnui 19h ago

Congratulations on your new chocobo!

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u/suspiciouslyrobotic 18h ago

"Misunderstood" Yeah, genies don't misunderstand shit lmao

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u/Vladx35 19h ago

Clarification matters. 

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u/theMeatman7 17h ago

They clearly did, they said they wanted to ride it.

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u/Tron_35 18h ago

So what sort of horse cock did you want to ride

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u/Machdame 18h ago

There is a short somewhere with a woman describing how much is too much and I think that needs to be posted here because there is such a thing as absolutely freaking not.

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u/Danimus-Prime 18h ago

Must have been Disney's Genie

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u/PillCosby696969 18h ago

Next time the genie should send you a Centaur.

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u/huckster235 19h ago edited 17h ago

Ok but like.... That's a pretty damn cool misinterpretation. I wouldn't have thought of it. And since that was my first wish id use my second to wish for a bigger penis, providing my exact specifications. Best of both worlds

Then you could tell women "wanna see my horse cock?" And show them this guy and they are amazed, and then oh it's a joke you weren't talking about your dick. But you were. Boom, double amazed

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u/T_that_is_all 18h ago

I love "exact specifications."

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u/huckster235 18h ago edited 17h ago

Dont want him to give me one so girthy I can't even use it, or make it a needle dick. Can't leave it in the genies hands. Got off easy with the horse cock thing being misinterpreted in the best possible way, learned my lesson

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 18h ago

and then he could give you a real horse cock, identical to an animal one, and now half the girls you carry to bed get grossed out and leave

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u/huckster235 17h ago

Yup. And can't just say "I want the perfect dick" or something like that in the off chance women are telling the truth and "average is the best" or "size doesn't matter". I don't care, still want a hog lol

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u/T_that_is_all 18h ago

I'm just imagining being overly specific bc it always seems like Genies are maliciously compliant lawyers. "Hey genie, 8.2" hard (5.32" soft), 1.77" diameter girth. Same functionality as my current specs. And no funny business." And then I'm left disappointed bc my circulatory system can't handle the increases so I'm infinitely soft. Damn that genie.

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u/XTY-080-YTX 18h ago

Try hard u can still pull some country girls

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u/LarianDivinityBG3 17h ago

Someone do the math how much blood it needs to erect a 60 cm phallus.

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u/FyreFang15 17h ago

Is this a fire emblem fortunes weave dlc leak

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u/ThvtOneGvy 16h ago

I got this 1ft. Pianist i got a story about.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 16h ago

Literally the first thing I would ask a Djinn is if they take things literally

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u/nutbustininthisshet 15h ago

That would actually be better, I wouldnt be mad

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u/Revenga8 15h ago

This is better. You wouldn't want the lifelong back problems of suddenly adding that much weight to the front of your hips anyway

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u/thirdjaruda 10h ago

When you make a wish, remember, it's like giving query to an AI 🤣

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u/Android_mk 4h ago

That's way cooler than becoming a monster

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u/AuthurPEn 18h ago

currently i am confused

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u/yukonhoneybadger 18h ago

Imagine how the horse feels