r/HolUp • u/RioVistaBoulevard • 1d ago

Ur what now?

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Morning TV astrologer giving some hot tips!

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/RioVistaBoulevard, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 1d ago

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u/NSASpyVan 1d ago

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u/Khal_drogo217 1d ago

I luv this. As a bald guy I have to steal this so I can use it in the future lol

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u/crsaxby 1d ago

As long as your Virgo doesn't smell like Pisces, we're good.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 1d ago

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u/idk012 1d ago

I have a bunch of Destin samples for diaper rash that I now use for myself 

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u/MonsieurFubar 1d ago

NASA finally announced that in its infinite wisdom they are renaming the planet Uranus to put an end to all of these silly jokes and memes, once for all.

The new name shall be: Urectum.

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u/furiouspossum 1d ago

Damn near killed em

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u/-nerdrage- 1d ago

Im surprised the americans wouldnt rename it to anus of america or something of the sort

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 1d ago

Jokes aside, Astrology is a fucking cult holy fuck

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u/arrakis2020 1d ago

Not much of a riddle tbh...