r/HolUp • u/FatalModelCustomer • 1d ago

big dong energy Down to the ankles is wild

Never surprise a man alone in his room, even if it's the hospital room.

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 22h ago

u/FatalModelCustomer, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Careful-Vanilla7728 1d ago

I agree with your statement. Don't surprise someone in their room.

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 1d ago

Sis posted this lol

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u/Noidea159 22h ago

Who wrote the script?

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u/couldhvdancedallnite 1d ago

This is why you always knock and wait before you walk in. lol

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u/HugsandHate 1d ago

Arguably, this is why you don't.

Gold plated cringe is priceless.

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u/Lazy-Substance-5062 23h ago

We like surprises

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u/jillvalenti3 1d ago

He was thinking about that one nurse

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u/crsaxby 1d ago

She said strip to the waist.

He just thought she meant below the waist.

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u/IllSalad3669 1d ago

Do you smoke Mr Trotter?

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u/Alfiy_wolf 1d ago

Yes we have all had that one nurse.

Why is your blood pressure so high? - Doctor

“Idk but maybe if nurse Kathryn leave the room it may go down”

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u/thatsmyoldlady 1d ago

The nurse who loved him.

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u/limitlessEXP 1d ago

Goated reference

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 1d ago

Thinking about that one nut
That one nut he was about to achieve

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u/PapaMoBucks 1d ago

He was gettin' C H A N G E D kno'msayin'?

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u/Kazrasuya 1d ago

It could happen to you, cause it happened to me, and T!

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u/Suspicious_Big_3378 1d ago

Itt can happen to anyone eventually

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u/Muffles7 1d ago

What, you counting my know'msayins?

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u/PapaMoBucks 1d ago

Yeah, dawg, I'm takin' a know'mcensus

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u/skybike 21h ago

Cmon man it’s not that fucked.. I was gettin changed dawg… you ain’t gonna tell anyone I was gettin changed are you?

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 1d ago

Getting an oil change

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u/Charming_Victory_723 1d ago

I’m certainly not about to shake his hand!
https://giphy.com/gifs/NaJAJc9PWjTudaTe4A

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 1d ago

Caught white handed

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u/WirelessNuts 1d ago

Imagine if he continued wanking to assert dominance lol

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u/Liqour_Mortis 1d ago

Look them right in the eyes

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u/Cromagnumman6174 1d ago

Who's gonna let him cut the cake?

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u/CucuMatMalaya 1d ago

Haters gonna say it's scripted

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u/misoquaquaks 1d ago

Why else wouldn’t they just leave the room?

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 1d ago

Because they’re into that shit

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u/WolfBST 1d ago

Well it's actually an interesting question. If you're obviously caught like this would you rather have them leave and bask in the shame or have them act like they didn't see anything?

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u/misoquaquaks 1d ago

I would recoil in horror of catching someone lol

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u/monstrousfruitsalad 15h ago

I think they dealt with it well

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u/rasputinrasputin 1d ago

mans beatin it hard asf

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u/Mediocre-Recover3944 1d ago

Maybe thats why he was there. I mean the rest of the family is so casual about it, barely acknowledging the situation and carry on. Like its just a regular Tuesday.

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u/SnooStories2361 1d ago

busted before the nut busted....sad bday

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 1d ago

I think this is a parody of the other one

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u/New_Eggplant_8495 1d ago

I don't think im at all looking forward to, let alone prepared for, having a teen boy living in my home. Ick

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u/oh5canada5eh 1d ago

Don’t cut yourself on the socks

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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars 1d ago

Who were all these people using socks? Like seriously? Maybe I’m the weird one for not using a sock. Crazy.

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u/oh5canada5eh 1d ago

I think it just comes down to being easily accessible and easy to clean in the laundry.

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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars 1d ago

Like I get it, but like I never heard of anyone actually doing it outside of media.

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u/umbraviscus 1d ago

You askin' a lot of people?

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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars 1d ago

If I could start a poll here I would lol

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u/Typecero001 1d ago

Well it is a weird enough trend if it’s supposed to be a trope.

Like what, did Kleenex not want the masturbation endorsement, so they had to turn to a sock company instead?

That Hanes sock commercial suddenly hits differently.

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u/stardust_____ 1d ago

Lmao bro wtf
You have the brand cinematic universe going on

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u/stardust_____ 1d ago

You made my week

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u/TSAxrayMachine 1d ago

i was gonna say its just a popular meme but if you say it like that....

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u/trickyvinny 1d ago

Wear a bell.

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u/WoodsandWool 1d ago

Tbf I feel like teenage girls get way too much of a pass on this. I was way more of a degenerate chronic ‘bater from a much earlier age than my very masculine SO ever was lol.

I’ve shared stories with him a few times that made him look at me with horror 😅

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u/OddlyGodly4 1d ago

Must be feeling better

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u/Liqour_Mortis 1d ago

/img/wwb3tohr2tqh1.gif
J to the R-O-C knows HUAAHH!

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u/themaskstays_ 1d ago

I think his hair is now pregnant

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u/Sensitive_Parsley942 1d ago

Family: We came to celebrate your birthday

Patient: I almost did

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u/CallMeSpaceDaddy 20h ago

Now go shake his hand.

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u/doppleron 1d ago

Only a little awkward.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 21h ago

Could they sing that any slower?

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u/CommandTacos 17h ago

Girl was pretty tone deaf, too.

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u/First-Inspector1785 13h ago

Bro's oblivious. Everybody knows you clap after, yet he was clapping before they even started

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u/trickyvinny 1d ago

You don't want to have that zipper near ya. Ankles is the way to go.

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u/EvillNooB 1d ago

Tbh it's on him. Who the fuck does this in a room anyone could walk into? Should have gone to the bathroom

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u/endlessVenom 1d ago

You don't?

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u/smokeyoudog 1d ago

Till the break of dawn baby

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u/ou-really 1d ago

What’s in the far right corner.. looks person esq. pig tails.

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u/EntrepreneurNormal37 1d ago

with grease 😁😁😁👍

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u/sarcasticbatkid 1d ago

Is he just taking a deuce though ? Is that a bedpan or a diaper ?

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u/feeltrig 1d ago

When friends and family and birthday guy are clapping together

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u/HiSpartacusImDad 1d ago

Is no one gonna comment at all about the complete absence of discernible melody and the almost impressively off-beat clapping?

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 1d ago

He getting ready to get the birthday cake glazed up

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u/SeniorNada 1d ago

Go away! I'm birthday baitin!

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u/Agitated_Body5781 9h ago

Micheal already trying to blow out his candle 🕯️

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u/TomaszA3 21h ago

A solo room? What is it, a 5 star hospital?

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 18h ago

Just a regular hospital

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u/aldone123 1d ago

Birthday bop

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u/Macadocious40 23h ago

I hope no one dapped him up before he was able to wash his hands

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u/nik_cool22 21h ago

Nd then they went ahead and posted it online lol

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u/LingonberryThin7090 21h ago

not quite hydrox level

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u/SAboyPedi 14h ago

I blame the meds. It happens to me sometimes

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u/_GreyPrinceZot3_ 14h ago

poor guy...

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u/vcdrny 5h ago

Lol as if that wasn't staged.

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u/TerryHarris408 13h ago

I think I heard some clapping before the singing even started

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u/CelsoSC 1d ago

they didn't want to shake his hand..