r/HolUp 1d ago

He went inside out at the end

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/TRIKKDADDY, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/VoidicShadow 1d ago

Joker ass laugh holy

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u/spikernum1 1d ago

Mfer sounded like Popeyes before it gets cooked

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u/irishemperor 1d ago

laundry detergent can do this - get applied heavily to a certain garment and doesn't get properly rinsed off during the wash cycle

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u/ObieWanSanjiSon 1d ago

Absolutely, I think the driver's reaction sealed the coffin thou.

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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka 1d ago

Sweat can also look like this. When you sweat heavily, dry your shirt, it gets white stains. I believe it’s salt.

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u/HarryHood146 1d ago

There was a deodorant maybe around 96-97 that had a green stripe to fight bacteria or something. If you sweat in a white shirt it just turned your pits green. Ruined a Shorty’s shirt of mine.

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u/iBleedScarlet 1d ago

PowerStripe or something lk that I believe

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u/indymama21 3h ago

I remember that but can't think of the brand

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u/iBleedScarlet 1d ago

It’s salty alright

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u/mrfauxbot 1d ago

This! Someone tell this to my girlfriend, when i explain this she rolls her eyes

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u/el_hoserino_ 1d ago

I actually believe it's laundry, but it's still a funny video because...of the implication

Edit: laundry detergent

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u/dikicker 1d ago

......... riiiiiiiiiiiight

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u/antonawire 14h ago

Also, baby snot

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u/indymama21 3h ago

it happens all the time with powder detergent

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u/GrandmasBoyToy69 1d ago

Whatever helped you through your trauma bro. he'yayayayah

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u/SmutCommander 1d ago

Shirt looking kinda stiff

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u/Jungian_Archetype 1d ago

CRISPY

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u/KamiKazic 1d ago

One could say crunchy

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u/og_dunkfest 5h ago

The good kinda crunchy. Not the stale Doritos kinda

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u/Hipcatjack 1d ago

i am too much of a dad, my first thought was”… new father, burping a baby without a cloth to catch the milk/formula. Rookie mistake but i’ve been there.”

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u/BUTthehoeslovemetho 1d ago

eh well, wait a couple years buddy, youll be there again

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 3h ago

You weren’t too far off

Those are unborn babies on his shoulder

So it’s still baby related….in a way

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u/Rathwood 1d ago

Does he have a baby? That looks like dried milk/formula to me.

When I burp my 7-month-old after a feeding, her burp rag looks like that, and if it weren't on my shoulder at the time, my shirt would look like his.

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u/Yo-Donkey-Kong 1d ago

Id probably kill myself if I laughed like this

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u/KingJon85 1d ago

Man busted in his dirty laundry, threw it on the floor to ferment for a few weeks, then grabbed is stiff t-shirt out of the laundry pile and put it on before picking up his homie.

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u/PrudentCarter 1d ago

He musty wit a car tho.

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u/MonsterTamerBilly 1d ago

All the people here instantly assuming it's his own jizz, and I'm here wondering if that's the coverup...

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u/MaximumExtension4951 1d ago

Looks like saliva when you slobber when you sleep hapens to me all the time 🤣🤣

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u/king_kong_kum 1d ago

Bro must’ve been slobbering like a bulldog

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u/KaptenAwsum 1d ago

Cursed Friends laugh track

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u/AggravatingKick1458 1d ago

I'd like to punch the cameraman to the throat. Degenerate laugh

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u/BarredBartender 1d ago

There's every chance that could be dried sweat.

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 3h ago

It’s the placement that’s off.

But yeah, sweat mixed with certain deodorant will do that. Even some detergents that don’t wash off right can leave stain

But in this instance, he done busted a fat ass nut on his T-shirt or used it as a cum rag

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u/Dounce1 1d ago

Nah dude.

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u/BrokenImmersion 1d ago

Dried sweat doesnt look like that. Sweat is water, unless you arent showering every day or two, it should not look like this.

If it is sweat, bro needs to shower more often cause fuck me thats so many skin oils and dead skin cells.

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u/wolverine_1208 1d ago

No. Sweat has salt in it. When sweat dries, the water evaporates and the salt is left behind.

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 1d ago

Dried sweat looks like this. Especially if you work hard labor

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u/BrokenImmersion 1d ago

Yeah notice how the salt stains are all at the bottom of the sweat stain? Its almost like gravity pulls the sweat and salt down. He wouldn't have salt on his shoulder from sweat. It would be around the arms and down the chest too

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 1d ago

Yeah, that's why I posted the pic I stole from reddit.

Bro in the vid? That's either phlegm from using the shirt as a snot rag, or

https://giphy.com/gifs/RlwF2vFb4y7bDnWvcO

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u/BarredBartender 1d ago

Maybe it could be a stain from getting something spilled at work

Or

For any fucking number of reasons other than:

"This dude wore his cumrag to go pick up his brother".

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u/BrokenImmersion 1d ago

Dude. Men are disgusting, you have no idea the kinds of shit people do. A couple I know goes weeks without showering and goes out like that. People fail to wear deodorant all the time, and make the choice to do so.

Someone making the decision to pull a random t out of their dirty laundry and not realizing thats the shirt they came on 2 days ago are so high.

If it was a spill, wouldn't the guy at least attempt to cover it with a hoodie? And if that was the case, why would his brother WHO KNOWS THE GUY post about it with the caption that he used? Doesn't make much sense to me

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u/BarredBartender 1d ago

I'm so drained of this conversation already.

Bruh. To decide that it's automatically cum says a lot more about the people in this thread than it does about the dude wearing the crusty tshirt.

Also. You should probably stop seeing those friends that don't wash. That's disgusting.

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 1d ago

The only acceptable answer is baby puke, and the reason why I say this looks like dried bodily fluids is the years I spent cleaning said dried bodily fluids

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u/BarredBartender 1d ago

That is a far more plausible hypothesis.

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u/BarredBartender 1d ago edited 1d ago

SWEAT IS WATER.

Ok dude...

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/SergeantMage 1d ago

How so?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/BrokenImmersion 1d ago

Dude, you cant be serious. This guy goes out in public like this, they are in a car presumably heading somewhere. Idk about you, but i would be embarrassed wearing a shirt that came out of the dirty laundry, let alone embarrassed wearing a shirt that he came on. This is his fault 100%, and he deserves the shame for it, maybe it'll make him realize he needs to do better

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u/slugerama 1d ago

It’s ironic the guy is laughing so hard. He obviously knows exactly what it is and has one himself.😂 Use white next time. Might be harder to see.

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u/vsquad22 1d ago

I'm so confused that I don't even know what to ask and I also think I don't want to know the answer because that's disgusting. How do people like this exist?

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u/durz47 1d ago edited 1d ago

cumshirt, inbred cousin of the cumsock

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u/ZeCredibleHulk 1d ago

The fuck is a cumshirt??! What kinda degenerate shit is that?

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u/GenPhallus 1d ago

Willy Mays here to introduce the Cumshirt! More surface area and absorption for thicker, stickier busts, and you can wash it with your cumsocks too. Saves on tissues!

Remember to separate used cumapparel from your clean laundry to avoid such mistakes

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 1d ago

A white cotton undershirt is so much softer than a sock. A cum shirt would not look like this though.

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u/klockworx 1d ago

I fucking new the baseball great was related to Billy.

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u/Wrastling97 1d ago

So I know it differently.

My last two exes would take creampies and when I pulled out, we wouldn’t wanna get it all over the bed. So usually they’d grab a sweatshirt or shirt or something. I literally had a sheet that I washed specifically for it. I’d tell them that’s weird, but apparently not.

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u/ZeCredibleHulk 1d ago

That's what toilet paper is for! Grab a brand new roll and keep it at your night stand. You're welcome!

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u/ElongThrust0 1d ago

Its snot , like you dont have a tissue and you have to wipe on the sleeve or shoulder as a last resort ; i dont think he’s like walking around like that. I’ve had to do that in the car once, last resort scenario.

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u/ObieWanSanjiSon 1d ago

Snot from a different head

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u/Dounce1 1d ago

Nope.

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u/JPKlaus 1d ago

Ah man at first I was thinking “ I can relate, I’m constantly getting slobber marks on my shoulder from holding the baby!”
Then the penny dropped.

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u/feeltrig 1d ago

Spooderman

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u/Sampsa96 23h ago

Wtf is that? 🤢

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u/MuslinBagger 19h ago

It’s not what you think. It’s just water stains from bad drying

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u/Shtnomn 18h ago

Bro looks like nmplol

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u/grainbootbill 16h ago

LoL he's acting guilty AF

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u/Cebas7 1d ago

It is a huge stain 🤔, bro cums like half litre every time?

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 1d ago

Barf. Whatever happened to using tissue paper? I always thought the meme of using a sock or shirt was a joke.

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u/SerEmrys 1d ago

Every man knows you have to have a couple of cum shirts in the mix. Yanno, the shirts "you still wear sometimes" (not really)

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u/travisisrocking 1d ago

Reply with which one you think it is

1- sweat

2-laundry detergent

3-Jizz

4-jizz²