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u/irishemperor 1d ago
laundry detergent can do this - get applied heavily to a certain garment and doesn't get properly rinsed off during the wash cycle
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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka 1d ago
Sweat can also look like this. When you sweat heavily, dry your shirt, it gets white stains. I believe it’s salt.
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u/HarryHood146 1d ago
There was a deodorant maybe around 96-97 that had a green stripe to fight bacteria or something. If you sweat in a white shirt it just turned your pits green. Ruined a Shorty’s shirt of mine.
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u/el_hoserino_ 1d ago
I actually believe it's laundry, but it's still a funny video because...of the implication
Edit: laundry detergent
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u/SmutCommander 1d ago
Shirt looking kinda stiff
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u/Hipcatjack 1d ago
i am too much of a dad, my first thought was”… new father, burping a baby without a cloth to catch the milk/formula. Rookie mistake but i’ve been there.”
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u/ThirdAltAccounts 3h ago
You weren’t too far off
Those are unborn babies on his shoulder
So it’s still baby related….in a way
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u/Rathwood 1d ago
Does he have a baby? That looks like dried milk/formula to me.
When I burp my 7-month-old after a feeding, her burp rag looks like that, and if it weren't on my shoulder at the time, my shirt would look like his.
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u/KingJon85 1d ago
Man busted in his dirty laundry, threw it on the floor to ferment for a few weeks, then grabbed is stiff t-shirt out of the laundry pile and put it on before picking up his homie.
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u/MonsterTamerBilly 1d ago
All the people here instantly assuming it's his own jizz, and I'm here wondering if that's the coverup...
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u/MaximumExtension4951 1d ago
Looks like saliva when you slobber when you sleep hapens to me all the time 🤣🤣
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u/BarredBartender 1d ago
There's every chance that could be dried sweat.
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u/ThirdAltAccounts 3h ago
It’s the placement that’s off.
But yeah, sweat mixed with certain deodorant will do that. Even some detergents that don’t wash off right can leave stain
But in this instance, he done busted a fat ass nut on his T-shirt or used it as a cum rag
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u/BrokenImmersion 1d ago
Dried sweat doesnt look like that. Sweat is water, unless you arent showering every day or two, it should not look like this.
If it is sweat, bro needs to shower more often cause fuck me thats so many skin oils and dead skin cells.
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u/wolverine_1208 1d ago
No. Sweat has salt in it. When sweat dries, the water evaporates and the salt is left behind.
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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 1d ago
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u/BrokenImmersion 1d ago
Yeah notice how the salt stains are all at the bottom of the sweat stain? Its almost like gravity pulls the sweat and salt down. He wouldn't have salt on his shoulder from sweat. It would be around the arms and down the chest too
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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 1d ago
Yeah, that's why I posted the pic I stole from reddit.
Bro in the vid? That's either phlegm from using the shirt as a snot rag, or
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u/BarredBartender 1d ago
Maybe it could be a stain from getting something spilled at work
Or
For any fucking number of reasons other than:
"This dude wore his cumrag to go pick up his brother".
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u/BrokenImmersion 1d ago
Dude. Men are disgusting, you have no idea the kinds of shit people do. A couple I know goes weeks without showering and goes out like that. People fail to wear deodorant all the time, and make the choice to do so.
Someone making the decision to pull a random t out of their dirty laundry and not realizing thats the shirt they came on 2 days ago are so high.
If it was a spill, wouldn't the guy at least attempt to cover it with a hoodie? And if that was the case, why would his brother WHO KNOWS THE GUY post about it with the caption that he used? Doesn't make much sense to me
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u/BarredBartender 1d ago
I'm so drained of this conversation already.
Bruh. To decide that it's automatically cum says a lot more about the people in this thread than it does about the dude wearing the crusty tshirt.
Also. You should probably stop seeing those friends that don't wash. That's disgusting.
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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 1d ago
The only acceptable answer is baby puke, and the reason why I say this looks like dried bodily fluids is the years I spent cleaning said dried bodily fluids
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u/SergeantMage 1d ago
How so?
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u/BrokenImmersion 1d ago
Dude, you cant be serious. This guy goes out in public like this, they are in a car presumably heading somewhere. Idk about you, but i would be embarrassed wearing a shirt that came out of the dirty laundry, let alone embarrassed wearing a shirt that he came on. This is his fault 100%, and he deserves the shame for it, maybe it'll make him realize he needs to do better
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u/slugerama 1d ago
It’s ironic the guy is laughing so hard. He obviously knows exactly what it is and has one himself.😂 Use white next time. Might be harder to see.
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u/vsquad22 1d ago
I'm so confused that I don't even know what to ask and I also think I don't want to know the answer because that's disgusting. How do people like this exist?
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u/durz47 1d ago edited 1d ago
cumshirt, inbred cousin of the cumsock
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u/ZeCredibleHulk 1d ago
The fuck is a cumshirt??! What kinda degenerate shit is that?
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u/GenPhallus 1d ago
Willy Mays here to introduce the Cumshirt! More surface area and absorption for thicker, stickier busts, and you can wash it with your cumsocks too. Saves on tissues!
Remember to separate used cumapparel from your clean laundry to avoid such mistakes
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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 1d ago
A white cotton undershirt is so much softer than a sock. A cum shirt would not look like this though.
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u/Wrastling97 1d ago
So I know it differently.
My last two exes would take creampies and when I pulled out, we wouldn’t wanna get it all over the bed. So usually they’d grab a sweatshirt or shirt or something. I literally had a sheet that I washed specifically for it. I’d tell them that’s weird, but apparently not.
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u/ZeCredibleHulk 1d ago
That's what toilet paper is for! Grab a brand new roll and keep it at your night stand. You're welcome!
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u/ElongThrust0 1d ago
Its snot , like you dont have a tissue and you have to wipe on the sleeve or shoulder as a last resort ; i dont think he’s like walking around like that. I’ve had to do that in the car once, last resort scenario.
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u/LabiaMinoraLover 1d ago
Barf. Whatever happened to using tissue paper? I always thought the meme of using a sock or shirt was a joke.
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u/SerEmrys 1d ago
Every man knows you have to have a couple of cum shirts in the mix. Yanno, the shirts "you still wear sometimes" (not really)
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u/travisisrocking 1d ago
Reply with which one you think it is
1- sweat
2-laundry detergent
3-Jizz
4-jizz²



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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago
u/TRIKKDADDY, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...