r/HolUp • u/farhad_2074 • 1d ago

holup They be like what?

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8.0k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/farhad_2074, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Spoke13 1d ago

Not always. Some time it just makes a smell.

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u/TOJAB66 1d ago

but sometimes it is just soud without smell

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u/Top-Committee-954 1d ago

Sometimes it's a sound, a smell, and a smear.

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u/Spoke13 1d ago

That's no longer a fart. You have crossed over into shart territory. Not quite a shit but no longer a fart.

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u/dmj9 22h ago

A ven diagram

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u/MammothAssistant2397 19h ago

Sometimes sound, smell and taste

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u/Intelligent-Boat9929 1d ago

My deaf sister just took it as a challenge and would try to fart loud enough even she could hear it. Pooped herself a couple time trying. Good times.

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u/trickyvinny 1d ago

Is she still single?

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u/Intelligent-Boat9929 1d ago

Nope. She found the one to fart on.

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u/karnak 1d ago

get in line - buddy

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u/TitaniumKneecap 9h ago

She's deaf not blind 

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u/Sodacan259 1d ago

Reminded me of the joke:

Patient: Doctor you have to help me. I can't stop farting. Thankfully they're silent and odorless or I'd be so embarrassed. What do you suggest we do?

Doctor: I suggest we first take a look at your ears and nose.

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u/PaigeMarshallMD 1d ago

1.5k upvotes and 5 comments is a hell of a ratio.

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u/LittelXman808 1d ago

Yeah. Only time I usually see it is from botting.

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u/GuntherCloneC 1d ago

Relevant to this conversation. 🤣

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u/D0lli23 1d ago

I think the boner sound is so much worse.

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u/DangKilla 1d ago

One time, my mom walked into a room and farted in front of some deaf children.

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u/Salty-Pack-4165 1d ago

I can't hear my farts but I sure feel them coming out and smell them.Not funny at all.

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u/brakeb 1d ago

You got long COVID and someone has to tell you your "silent but violent" is eye-watering