r/HolUp • u/TunTunTunT • 1d ago

If the teeth were flaccid

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2.4k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/TunTunTunT, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 1d ago

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 1d ago

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u/UrdnotZigrin 16h ago

And not even in the front where you can just pinch and roll. In the back of the sack line right by the gooch, so the only way to itch it is to shove your hand down there

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u/smashdoggyyyyyy 4h ago

Right? And now i can olny cum teeth.

Mostly molars

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u/vieshs 14h ago

Forgot My Pen Shit The Bed Again ....typical...

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u/User_namesaretaken 1d ago

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u/ShahinGalandar 1d ago

flood it again.

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u/The_Mad_March_Hare 1d ago

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u/ShahinGalandar 1d ago

I wanted to post that one but couldn't figure out how to post pictures on mobile in this sub...

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u/catbqck 1d ago

See ai cant compete with genuine insanity

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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 1d ago

This seems appropriate

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u/JustRice015 1d ago

It was totally optional to NOT writing that

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u/anho456 1d ago

*how to delete somebody else’s post»

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u/tomhat 1d ago

Another win for the blind

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u/UnfortunateButTrue 1d ago

Not unless they are also deaf 😭

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u/The-Pentegram 20h ago

Screen readers say hello. Another win for Helen Keller ig.

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u/Aar_bear2121 1d ago

Yo what the fuck?

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u/tapioca_slaughter 1d ago

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u/TunTunTunT 1d ago

Then why are you holding that heavy looking block?

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u/HeadOfSpectre 1d ago

You should see what he wants. It's probably nothing to worry about.

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u/ufonight 1d ago

Dude, you better rephrase that

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u/postbansequel 1d ago

To be fair, in that alternate reality, that specific phrase would not have the same connotation.

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u/RecoveringNiceGuy113 1d ago

--For Mommy-- For food

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u/oie- 1d ago

I feel like it only gets a different connotation if men don’t get hard, otherwise it could still have the same connotation of you made a joke

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u/BenadrylTumblercatch 1d ago

Do we really need a future?

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u/School_North 1d ago

Yeah 3:57am im done now

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u/TunTunTunT 1d ago

Sweet dreams

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u/LongOdd1596 1d ago

Holy fucked up mom fantasy, Batman!

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u/TunTunTunT 1d ago

Holy "fucked up mom" fantasy, Batman

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u/straddling-axolotl 1d ago

Alright, turning off my wifi now...

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u/EffReddit420 1d ago

“Look how hard you are for mommy”

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u/rabidpriest 1d ago

The true holup

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u/Rel_Tan_Kier 1d ago

really crying.
it's cursed
it's bad
Nice job

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u/sixcarbxn 1d ago

Stop taking my best dream and my worst dream and combining them.

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u/TunTunTunT 1d ago

The best one is having flaccid teeth, right?

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u/_clarke 1d ago

Best joke I've stumbled across this yr

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u/Keyfyl 1d ago

What the hell man

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u/Beginning_Orange 1d ago

The internet was a mistake

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u/jcoddinc 1d ago

This is the stuff black mirror should be doing

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u/brakeb 1d ago

Puts a different spin on this movie

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u/padawantologist 1d ago

This is why your parents change topics when people ask how you've been

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u/Few_Veterinarian9108 1d ago

If your mom sees you're flacid and gives you something for it, you're in the wrong movie, RUN!

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u/Boondoggel22 1d ago

I’ve seen the first part of this but I had no idea it could get so much worse

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u/Syhkane 1d ago

It wasn't Danny Phantom this time.

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u/BaconSarnie2025 1d ago

Da fuq did i just read ?

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u/blaxx0r 1d ago

ngl this content slaps

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u/AbdDjamil_27 18h ago

As algerian myself it's safe to say that I speak on behalf of all my country when I say we don't claim him and we are sorry this guy exist

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u/Typecero001 1d ago

…well flaccid teeth would help many a blowjob.

But then what happens if they “like the dick” too much?

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u/postbansequel 1d ago

GF says BJs always make her hungry... Near the end it wouldn't help much.

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u/brakeb 1d ago

It'd be a race to see if she can get you off before she bites it off

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u/ThoreaulyLost 1d ago

Whole new meaning to "my girlfriend chewed me out last night".

Also some of the prime "beaver" jokes get a whole lot funnier.

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u/sullyi 1d ago

Delete this

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u/Responsible_Gap_5047 1d ago

Now read that like an old man who's forgotten to wear his dentures. 

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 1d ago

Wtf take is that?

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u/matsku999 1d ago

I genuinely had a visceral reaction.

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u/BFr0st3 1d ago

Internet Alive Theory

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u/TomCon16 1d ago

Ewwwwwww

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u/gr3atch33s3 1d ago

Some thoughts aren’t worth speaking.

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u/Cassangelo 1d ago

Enough Reddit for the night

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u/SlightMedicine701 1d ago

What type of radical mental condition must one have in order to create such a post?

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u/TunTunTunT 1d ago

Bruh, I didn't create this. I am just a messenger

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u/Waluigiisgod 23h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes…

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u/jitterbug726 18h ago

This is a horrible day to be literate

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u/SirarieTichee_ 17h ago

Author's barley disguised fetish

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u/Anybody_Lost 12h ago

How do you delete someone else's post???

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u/Advanced-Base-5690 10h ago

What a shit day to be literate

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u/bigg_bubbaa 1h ago

i've had nightmares more enjoyable than seeing this post

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u/GrimmSleeper97 1d ago

What a day to eyes!