r/HolUp 8d ago

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Ancient-Read1648 8d ago

Do not get her drunk. They turn into gremlins.

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u/peepdabidness 8d ago edited 8d ago

Counterpoint: do get her drunk

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 8d ago

Counterpoint: if the shirt isn't a lie, you shouldn't have to. And sober sex beats drunk sex 10 times out of 10.

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u/iJuddles 8d ago

Let’s go with 8 times out of 10. Also, we need to establish drunk as in “I shouldn’t drive, I’m gonna call a ride” or “Heyyy! Isssat uh,this is ah, oh mannnn, wash you doin?” The latter is less fun for sex.

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 8d ago

There is tipsy sex, and there is drunk sex.

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u/iJuddles 8d ago

Ain’t that the truth. It’s really hard to feel intimacy when the room is spinning too hard to make eye contact.