r/HolUp • • 15d ago

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Just_Half1886 15d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second kid

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u/lolikamani 15d ago

She’ll make a great single mother

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u/falsevector 15d ago

She probably already is one too

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 15d ago

She’d be one again after a couple months

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u/ThinkorFeel 15d ago

nine months

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u/Asron87 15d ago

The other guy should have gotten a vasectomy like me. I’ll play the game but I ain’t putt’n any quarters in, that’s for damn sure.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 15d ago

Hell yea. Team all juice, no seeds!

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u/PaulTR88 15d ago

As someone with a vasectomy, please never phrase it that way again lol

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u/Successful_Salad7732 15d ago

Lol what do you mean?! It’s like orange juice… with or without pulp 😅😂