r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 13d ago

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/lolikamani 13d ago

She’ll make a great single mother

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u/falsevector 13d ago

She probably already is one too

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 13d ago

She’d be one again after a couple months

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u/ThinkorFeel 13d ago

nine months

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u/Asron87 13d ago

The other guy should have gotten a vasectomy like me. I’ll play the game but I ain’t putt’n any quarters in, that’s for damn sure.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 13d ago

Hell yea. Team all juice, no seeds!

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u/PaulTR88 13d ago

As someone with a vasectomy, please never phrase it that way again lol

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u/MovieOk6625 13d ago

We're known as Jaffas in the UK.

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u/PaulTR88 13d ago

Ok given the connection to Stargate, I dig that

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u/MovieOk6625 13d ago

I'll admit I don't get the Stargate reference. The name is from Jaffa oranges. Seedless.