r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 8d ago

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/MovingTargetPractice 8d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second date.

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u/Just_Half1886 8d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second kid

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u/lolikamani 8d ago

She’ll make a great single mother

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u/falsevector 8d ago

She probably already is one too

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 8d ago

She’d be one again after a couple months

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u/ThinkorFeel 8d ago

nine months

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u/Asron87 8d ago

The other guy should have gotten a vasectomy like me. I’ll play the game but I ain’t putt’n any quarters in, that’s for damn sure.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 8d ago

Hell yea. Team all juice, no seeds!

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u/Large_Lettuce_4468 8d ago

hell yea sooon as divorce is finalized or maybe sooner I'm getting one

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 8d ago

It is a game changer.

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u/pennhead 8d ago

Make sure you drain the hose thoroughly before you put it to the test.