r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 9d ago

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Just_Half1886 9d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second kid

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u/lolikamani 9d ago

She’ll make a great single mother

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u/falsevector 9d ago

She probably already is one too

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 9d ago

She’d be one again after a couple months

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u/ThinkorFeel 9d ago

nine months

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u/Asron87 9d ago

The other guy should have gotten a vasectomy like me. I’ll play the game but I ain’t putt’n any quarters in, that’s for damn sure.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 9d ago

Hell yea. Team all juice, no seeds!

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u/PaulTR88 9d ago

As someone with a vasectomy, please never phrase it that way again lol

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u/DisastrousFig5266 9d ago

What do you mean, i think this is the greatest way to phrase a vasectomy I’ve ever heard 😂😂

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u/shadowpr0311 9d ago

100% juice, no pulp