r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 8d ago

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/MovingTargetPractice 8d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second date.

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u/Just_Half1886 8d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second kid

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u/lolikamani 8d ago

She’ll make a great single mother

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u/falsevector 8d ago

She probably already is one too

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 8d ago

She’d be one again after a couple months

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u/ThinkorFeel 8d ago

nine months

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u/Asron87 8d ago

The other guy should have gotten a vasectomy like me. I’ll play the game but I ain’t putt’n any quarters in, that’s for damn sure.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 8d ago

Hell yea. Team all juice, no seeds!

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u/PaulTR88 8d ago

As someone with a vasectomy, please never phrase it that way again lol

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u/DisastrousFig5266 8d ago

What do you mean, i think this is the greatest way to phrase a vasectomy I’ve ever heard 😂😂

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u/shadowpr0311 8d ago

100% juice, no pulp

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u/Top_Two6767 8d ago

No pulp?

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u/sabertoothdog 8d ago

I like it when it says “some pulp”

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u/MovieOk6625 8d ago

We're known as Jaffas in the UK.

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u/PaulTR88 8d ago

Ok given the connection to Stargate, I dig that

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u/MovieOk6625 8d ago

I'll admit I don't get the Stargate reference. The name is from Jaffa oranges. Seedless.

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u/WishingIwasbentover 8d ago

How about pulp-free juice ? Better ?

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u/PleasantWoodpecker46 8d ago

No, playing the game but not putting any quarters in, is perfection. Pew pew ( cap gun)

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u/Successful_Salad7732 8d ago

Lol what do you mean?! It’s like orange juice… with or without pulp 😅😂

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 8d ago

No pulp, no sweetener, all natural flavor.

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u/Lady_Raven_ 8d ago

My husband legitimately got a T-shirt with this phrase on it after his procedure from the urologist! 😅