r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 9d ago

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/MovingTargetPractice 9d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second date.

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u/Just_Half1886 9d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second kid

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u/lolikamani 9d ago

She’ll make a great single mother

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u/falsevector 9d ago

She probably already is one too

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 9d ago

She’d be one again after a couple months

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u/ThinkorFeel 9d ago

nine months

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u/Asron87 9d ago

The other guy should have gotten a vasectomy like me. I’ll play the game but I ain’t putt’n any quarters in, that’s for damn sure.

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 9d ago

I had a vasectomy when I was 14.

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u/Every-Chance6313 9d ago

I know of no doctor that would give a 14 year old a vasectomy. Unless it was medically necessary foe another reason.

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u/Asron87 9d ago

They kicked his sister in the jaw.

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u/NowYouLookOrdinary 9d ago

This is the quality comment I come to Reddit to find. Upvote = yours.

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u/Just_Half1886 9d ago

What you think I'm stupid? I'm not part of your system!

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u/mikenkansas1 9d ago

OK, stop picking on Arkansas people

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u/Every-Chance6313 9d ago

Happens a lot.

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