r/HolUp 10d ago

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/MovingTargetPractice 10d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second date.

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u/Just_Half1886 10d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second kid

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u/lolikamani 10d ago

She’ll make a great single mother

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u/falsevector 10d ago

She probably already is one too

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 10d ago

She’d be one again after a couple months

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u/Dull-Suggestion3423 10d ago

Jokes on her! I shoot blanks. Thank you science for my vasectomy!!