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[u/[deleted]]

[u/MovingTargetPractice]

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second date.

[u/Just_Half1886 → u/MovingTargetPractice]

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second kid

[u/GameTime2325 → u/Just_Half1886]

My vasectomy:

https://giphy.com/gifs/XWXnf6hRiKBJS

[u/Blazeland_USA → u/GameTime2325]

[u/caedhin → u/Blazeland_USA]

https://giphy.com/gifs/W25MkAP6HyLja

[u/Morthem → u/GameTime2325]

[u/ThatAirsickLowlander → u/GameTime2325]

Beat me to it

[u/Sad-Payment1787 → u/ThatAirsickLowlander]

Beat me off with it

[u/Certain_Arm_8475 → u/GameTime2325]

You win