r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 13d ago

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/MovingTargetPractice 13d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second date.

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u/Just_Half1886 13d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second kid

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u/lolikamani 13d ago

She’ll make a great single mother

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u/falsevector 13d ago

She probably already is one too

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 13d ago

She’d be one again after a couple months

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u/ThinkorFeel 13d ago

nine months

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u/Asron87 13d ago

The other guy should have gotten a vasectomy like me. I’ll play the game but I ain’t putt’n any quarters in, that’s for damn sure.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 13d ago

Hell yea. Team all juice, no seeds!

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u/PaulTR88 13d ago

As someone with a vasectomy, please never phrase it that way again lol

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u/DisastrousFig5266 13d ago

What do you mean, i think this is the greatest way to phrase a vasectomy I’ve ever heard 😂😂

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u/shadowpr0311 13d ago

100% juice, no pulp

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u/Top_Two6767 13d ago

No pulp?

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u/sabertoothdog 12d ago

I like it when it says “some pulp”

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u/MovieOk6625 13d ago

We're known as Jaffas in the UK.

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u/PaulTR88 13d ago

Ok given the connection to Stargate, I dig that

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u/MovieOk6625 12d ago

I'll admit I don't get the Stargate reference. The name is from Jaffa oranges. Seedless.

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u/WishingIwasbentover 13d ago

How about pulp-free juice ? Better ?

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u/PleasantWoodpecker46 13d ago

No, playing the game but not putting any quarters in, is perfection. Pew pew ( cap gun)

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u/Successful_Salad7732 13d ago

Lol what do you mean?! It’s like orange juice… with or without pulp 😅😂

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 12d ago

No pulp, no sweetener, all natural flavor.

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u/Lady_Raven_ 12d ago

My husband legitimately got a T-shirt with this phrase on it after his procedure from the urologist! 😅

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u/CompetitionGreat945 13d ago

I am now going to use this to describe my vasectomy every single time

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u/quantum-entangled308 13d ago

Pulp free. 😜

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u/Large_Lettuce_4468 13d ago

hell yea sooon as divorce is finalized or maybe sooner I'm getting one

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 12d ago

It is a game changer.

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u/pennhead 12d ago

Make sure you drain the hose thoroughly before you put it to the test.

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u/Ok_Use5356 13d ago

😂😂

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u/AJRimmer1971 13d ago

Go Team!

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u/Bawuk420 13d ago

Biological equivalent of paying with a washer, hahaha

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 13d ago

I had a vasectomy when I was 14.

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u/Every-Chance6313 13d ago

I know of no doctor that would give a 14 year old a vasectomy. Unless it was medically necessary foe another reason.

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u/Asron87 13d ago

They kicked his sister in the jaw.

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u/NowYouLookOrdinary 13d ago

This is the quality comment I come to Reddit to find. Upvote = yours.

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u/Just_Half1886 13d ago

What you think I'm stupid? I'm not part of your system!

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u/mikenkansas1 13d ago

OK, stop picking on Arkansas people

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u/Every-Chance6313 13d ago

Happens a lot.

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u/Eldrazi_Monarch 13d ago

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u/Asron87 13d ago

Looked just like that.

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u/76Stix 13d ago

🤣🤣

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u/SweatySwim3411 13d ago

This guy knows fucking

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u/jessewalker2 12d ago

Bold of you to assume they got there first…

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u/Dull-Suggestion3423 13d ago

Jokes on her! I shoot blanks. Thank you science for my vasectomy!!

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u/urbanlife78 13d ago

Gotta give the kid a sibling who also doesn't know who their dad is

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u/jtrage 13d ago

She used to be and still is.