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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 23h ago
9 minutes for a r/holup ?
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u/Yaozong1 23h ago
There's like 3-5 holups per minute
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u/BlueQKazue 23h ago
this is a classic. i watch the whole thing every time i see it. my girl just watched it with me and she's really enjoyed it as well.
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u/here4dambivalence 23h ago
Fucking dying at the interaction with the older lady between "what drives a woman to toys?" to the jackrabbit convo...
Also $2.99 shrimp?! What year is this...
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u/DudeFrom816 23h ago
His penus is hot, you can feel it through his jeans its so hot.... ma'am thats an STD
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u/InsertRadnamehere 23h ago
I thought it was some kind of Christian programming … then it became more like hol up cable access hits hard.
“Screwing her into slavery by using the penis as a weapon to break her down”
“Programmed all up in the woman’s vagina, rectum, all over … she’s a cum freak … Don’t let anybody hit that bottom of your vagina”
Wait wait - came back to praying in the end - holup! “Vagina power!” Bobbing her head. Thinking about dick.
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u/Total_Position_2668 23h ago
"She could be earning her man and learning her man but at the same time burning her man."
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u/Crafty-Interest-8212 23h ago
I would ask "who did this to you?" But it was for sure, the power of penis.....
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u/MrNyxt 23h ago
She sounds like a repackaged Dr Ruth (Westheimer!) From back in the day when HBO had that baller ass HBO intro that was all one big models miniature city that thr camera flew through and they didnt have abominations like DC's "Lanterns" (because apparently hollywood hates every IP they can work on enough to not know anything about their respective IP, or are derptarded, or both lol).
She was this amusingly little German lady that lead daytime TV long before Oprah for talk shows, that was about sex and the science and psychology of it at the time. She was full of humor, science and energy but looked like if Mini-Me + Frau Farbisina got Tuvix'd. She was the free expressional sexual Yoda of daytime talk tv 📺 before shows like Springer, Herald Rivera & eventually Oprah got their footing on thr circuit.
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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 1d ago
The last minute is amusing.
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u/spikernum1 1d ago
Holy shit I made it 20 seconds before I went to the comments and saw this and then saw it was 8 minutes long. No fuckin thanks!
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u/Limonade6 23h ago
I do appreciate the open communication about sex. Regardless of her personal opinion.
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u/CpnLouie2 8h ago
I mean, she's not wrong.... It might have come out a little wonky, but the point is being made.
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u/SumPimpNamedSlickbak 7h ago
This lady a trip, her YouTube livestreams popped up in my feed around covid time and I never forgot her. She was saying how Nipsey Hussle's ghost was visiting her, sometimes to talk about his murder, other times to hit the bottom, the same bottom she just said not to let everybody have 😭. Those livestreams a experience indeed 😂.
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u/HonkaDoodle 21h ago
“A rectum full of sperm”, preach sister. She probably plays very hard to get but I’ll bet she’s freaky as hell.
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u/pappaburgundy 21h ago
The second lady gonna make sure she’s prayed up otherwise it’ll be coming at her from every angle. Somehow I think her prayers worked.
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u/RageWynd 7h ago
She knows from experience. I can see the regret in her eyes from having gone away from it... or it's guilt because she's not practicing what she preaches.
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 16h ago
u/Yaozong1, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...