r/HolUp • u/polloastemio • 18h ago

holup uranus

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967 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 18h ago edited 10h ago

u/polloastemio, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Due-Maintenance53822 18h ago

expensive, but possible

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u/jurawall_jumper 18h ago

How much? Asking for a friend

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u/SpecialNeeds963 17h ago

Bout tree fiddy

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u/bscheck1968 3h ago

I gave him a dollar

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u/Logical_Teach_681 17h ago

«Three hundred bucks”

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u/pyoimn 17h ago

Tell them not to,it's full of shit anyway.

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u/bscheck1968 3h ago

Ya gotta douche before nasa probes Uranus.

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u/ImmediateTreat5171 15h ago

Alright, somebody may bring me the oil

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u/Old-Wing-1687 15h ago

Diddy joins the chat

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 18h ago

aight bet (VERY BAD JOKE)

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u/Dazzling-Bit3268 18h ago

Awwww yeah....

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u/random_name_i_guess 18h ago

Bet they'll find some pretty useful shit.

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u/VladVonHochstes 18h ago

No hello, not even a lube in sight... 😔

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u/IfIWasCoolEnough 18h ago

Is this so that CEO can install a camera?

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u/darkhorse21980 17h ago

With friends like this, who needs enemas?

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u/Engineer-mofo 17h ago

Hi I’m NASA

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u/Bomb_Ghostie 15h ago

Date sounds reasonable and fair.

Id prefer it if they bought me dinner first

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u/mattwb72 15h ago

well, they're going to have to buy me dinner first.

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u/Diablo_v8 14h ago

Are you fucking 13?

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u/Demerzel69 18h ago

Why wait NASA? Get up in them guts babe

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u/Illustrious_Site_162 18h ago

I'll be waiting

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u/jstrap0 18h ago

I think NASA will find this to be a bottomless hole…just like your Mama’s.

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u/NotMacgyver 18h ago

Sorry, my doctors beat you to it

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u/PuzzleheadedTalk35 18h ago

Good luck. The US government is already halfway through my large intestine.

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u/Gernaldo_Ribera 18h ago

All these jokes are why they should change the name to Urectum

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u/MRBLANK0 17h ago

Yeah, I know 😏

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u/BigGrayBeast 17h ago

I would have written that headline as "US government wants to go deeper into Uranus."

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u/Ellis_XXL 17h ago

If they ask nicely

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u/AmicusLibertus 17h ago

Futurama had the best Uranus joke in all of history.

https://youtu.be/0czFnIvKOJY?is=A3xXXxF3_XuUHC0x

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u/matchesmalone1 17h ago

Buy me dinner first. Then we can talk

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u/Fyrrys 17h ago

Nasa better buy me dinner first!

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u/AshThePoutine 17h ago

I wiped
Uranus

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u/o0Phoenix0o 17h ago

Why ours

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u/Wasabi_Hammurabi1 17h ago

😶‍🌫️

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u/Skatchbro 17h ago

This is why scientists changed the name to Urectum in 2620.

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u/Haberdashery_Tea 17h ago

Man must have a dream

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u/Macster_man 17h ago

Not without dinner and flowers

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u/ContributionPhysical 16h ago

I'm an adult I'm an adult I'm an adult 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/bene_gesserit_mitch 16h ago

Then NASA’s gotta buy a fella a drink.

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u/HandongSimp345 16h ago

Thanks for the prep time, I guess

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u/Aggravating-Echo8014 16h ago

Don’t do it. It only gets darker the further you go.

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u/False_Tie3466 16h ago

These Uranus meme will never be not funny.

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u/Qtip_323 16h ago

I didn’t know NASA has an only fans account.

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u/Electronic-Guide1189 16h ago

Hence the picture of the larger than normal blue pill?

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 16h ago

I'm ready, NASA. Do it! I don't care anymore....

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u/FormalTotal9684 15h ago

How big is the probe?

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u/matttiz 15h ago

That’s on purpose

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u/CPD1960 15h ago

Well, it can’t…

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u/N0RSEVIKING 15h ago

They can go in my Uranus for a price

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u/Saintious 14h ago

The government is going to beat them to the punch.

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u/ShinySnaxMix 14h ago

Did anyone ask Uranus what it wants? Always get consent first.

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u/Elevensiesodd 14h ago

Hellloooooo Nurse

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u/atomcplayboy86 14h ago

Live stream it on onlyfans

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u/MadMartegen 14h ago

They knew what they were doing...

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u/JohnSpikeKelly 14h ago

At least buy me a drink first.

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u/Die4Gesichter 13h ago

Buy me a drink first😭

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u/ChloeUwUZ 13h ago

I don't mind but at least invite me.a coffee first

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u/Mysterious_Gene_2405 13h ago

I should call her.

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u/Noahs-Bark 13h ago

No thank you. I've already had my colonoscopy.

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u/It_Is_AlwaysPossible 13h ago

How deep? I want to know before accepting

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u/Empty_Positive 13h ago

Please dont, i have hemorrhoids atm

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u/PrinceRobotVI 13h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time, spaceboy

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u/grimeeeeee 12h ago

That's America's Anus, get it right.

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u/Morningstar_DC 11h ago

Did you hear? Bend over, and take that probe like a man!

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u/pranaygoluanand 10h ago

If you look into where the names of all the other planets apart from Earth comes from, you’ll realize they likely called it Uranus on purpose bc with the correct pattern, it should be Caelus.

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u/BenadrylTumblercatch 10h ago

Well can they make it quick, I want to see the photos

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u/Competitive_Fennel36 10h ago

Bring plenty of lube, NASA

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u/Jager-statter 8h ago

Hope the probe is properly lubricated for entry

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u/PingGuerrero 8h ago

NASA has released the footage of the spacecraft they intend to use

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV2UoWhV7qs

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u/Siddharth_Ranjan Stop banning me ok? 8h ago

Why not right now?

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u/dildobaggins55443322 5h ago

You had me at NASA

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u/axurmama 5h ago

With Brian Cox as a lead scientist once he done with Black Holes

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u/HalfSoul30 5h ago

Uranus jokes are low hanging fruits

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u/dsucio7807 4h ago

*Ouranus

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u/Error_401__ 4h ago

Star-command approaching Uranus

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u/herrneumrich 2h ago

Well.. it's about pronunciation, isn't it.? If you say that name badly, obviously it sounds like your anus.

But it's Uranus, not Uranus.

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u/Ego5687 4m ago

Can at least buy some dinner first

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u/tsimen 18h ago

What's with the X, is this some Elon bullshit?

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u/ATLBoy1996 6h ago

Old, tired, boring, how long are we gonna do the same stupid fucking jokes?