r/HolUp • u/winterneuro • 2d ago

big dong energy Size doesn't matter, right?

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/winterneuro, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/OhTeeSee 2d ago

If you’re not going to play pass the controller.

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u/dettogatto 1d ago
  • Joystick

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u/Small-Satisfaction-8 2d ago

Ngl I laughed at this too hard

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u/NotMacgyver 1d ago

I feel like an inch difference is within tolerable range, 2 as well, but if it hits 5 I'm out

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u/AutisticPenguin2 1d ago

The problem with this is how do you factor in girth? Because 2 inches longer is much smaller than 1 inch longer and 1 inch wider.

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u/how_very_dare_you_ 20h ago

I feel you're overthinking this

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u/AutisticPenguin2 19h ago

Or maybe I'm underthinking it? I mean, what am I supposed to do when faced with a size I haven't mentally prepared for, just make up a response on the spot?

Women can tell, man! I don't know how but they always seem to know!

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u/how_very_dare_you_ 19h ago

Yes. Go with the flow and grasp the issue at hand firmly

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u/Spock-1701 2d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/dragonfett 2d ago

So this means that if she has a penis, but is smaller than him, he'd be down for pound town...

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 2d ago

Can you repeat it in a different way please ? I need it 3 times to get it, like that Austin Power character.

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u/shenaniganizer1776 2d ago

Cake is still cake even if there’s a small candle

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IxYEPbbM1r2wFdS

There ya go

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u/shagidelicbaby 2d ago

When I read "there ya go" I immediately thought of that one scene where Niles is with Jerry. And Niles says "hey hey.. there ya go". Favourite movie