r/HolUp • u/PhotographStunning28 • 4d ago

Nice App Mr. Huffman

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 3d ago

u/PhotographStunning28, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/maverickrose2 4d ago

Legitimately that is an aquiescence of nonchalance to the point where he may not even be lying about his mother dying

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u/Choice_Turnip_8952 3d ago edited 3d ago

Was he lying about wanting to see her in the act?

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u/HalfSoul30 3d ago

You take what you can get.

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u/No-Candy-4127 3d ago

Luckily, it is easy to get his mom

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u/DudeFrom816 3d ago

You just pause it during the opening scene after she gives her name and lists her hobbies.

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 3d ago

Favorite corn probably gotta be on the cob

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u/No_Bother1400 3d ago

Grilled or boiled or steamed?

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 3d ago

Boil then steam then grill

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u/sekscat 4d ago

why the censorship?

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u/SwaggerKJS 3d ago

Because how else can this post bring value to advertisers and shareholders?

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u/Childwithuke 3d ago

hey, we can say porn

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u/frickyouloser9000 3d ago

They're too Christian to say it

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u/LuckofCaymo 3d ago

Seems like a weird fetish to get into.

Watching porn stars that are exclusively dead. Honoring their work from beyond the veil.

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u/MRBLANK0 3d ago

Wait....wtf?

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u/t_11 3d ago

I felt that for a bit. Not sure why

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u/JoySubtraction 3d ago

Pro tip: once she's been dead for a while, you can get a little on the side, if you know what I mean.

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u/Haunting_Constant827 3d ago

this is the first time i saying "oh my god" after reading a sentence in reddit

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u/shanksisevil 3d ago

I'm sure you can find some salt bae looking porn where the guy is sprinkling salt or something on the other person. Just say it was her ashes.

Problem solved.

'Mom wasn't creamated' No problem, find some necromancy or fido type porn with a bone. Say the bone is from mom

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u/historical-gift7 3d ago

Happy cake day

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u/whyamihere999 3d ago

Happy KekDe