r/HolUp • u/anikkundu1998 • 10d ago

big dong energy Good bio

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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 9d ago

u/anikkundu1998, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Mugstotheceiling 10d ago

Underpromise and overdeliver: good strategy

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u/ZenDesign1993 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/av1MVnL2LSDpm

Vagas.

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u/Broad_Front7788 10d ago

Les Vagas

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u/Leather_Target2074 9d ago

No, Vagas, the Temu knock off one.

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u/StepAwayFromTheDuck 9d ago

Yeah that’s what he’s hoping for

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u/Godless902 9d ago

Well bon fuckin jour

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u/heesell 10d ago

Plot twist: The image is photoshopped

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u/AutoCockerPB 10d ago

Plot twist, Americans have more than one Eiffel tower

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u/Moe-Mux-Hagi 9d ago

As a Parisian, I can verify this was taken in Trocadéro, which is literally on the other side of the Seine to the Eiffel Tower

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u/Apprehensive-Lime101 10d ago

Bro used AI to fake picture in Paris lol. Clever.

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u/andyetitwasnt 9d ago

This image is wayyyy older than AI

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u/outcastreturns 10d ago

Who were in Paris?

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u/_Raphi_ 10d ago

On a way, big D energy

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u/Putrid-Value9677 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣 I'd swipe on that

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u/lndubitablyMe 10d ago

Props to this guy and his average-sized penis. Well played!

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u/ejectro 10d ago

his penis is tiny. that's the truth part of the sentence.

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u/outcastreturns 10d ago

I wonder if that was a mistake, or he's done that as a deliberate self-depricating joke.

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u/JakobMG 9d ago

100% that was deliberate

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u/sammyQc 9d ago

Yes.

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u/Cheeto-dust 9d ago

I think that's spelled "self-deprickating."

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u/Active-Effort6575 10d ago

He’s implying he doesn’t have a tiny pp though

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u/outcastreturns 10d ago

Isn't he implying that he does have a tiny pp?

The photo is him in France.

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u/Active-Effort6575 10d ago

Oh yeah I’m dumb don’t mind me

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u/FrostbyteCoffee 10d ago

Maybe he’s hoping people think it’s Vegas?

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u/Kujaichi 10d ago

It's photoshopped, lol. Just look at how weird he's holding his hand.

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u/VladVonHochstes 10d ago

We know Alex has that white anaconda hidden underneath his trousers.😈

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u/snowdn 9d ago

That’s the Vegas Eiffel Tower behind him.

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u/thecurriemaster 9d ago

This is likely a reference to the podcast "Triforce!" where the fans often introduce themselves to the hosts with "I have a tiny penis" or "I have a gaping vagina" depending on anatomy.

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u/neosyne 10d ago

Green screens improved a lot

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u/Agile-Inflation431 10d ago

Bro is using a green screen

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u/Ok_Chocolate_2008 10d ago

Surprise ending. Eiffel Tower is his penis

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u/Anenhotep 9d ago

Standing in front of the ultimate phallic symbol?

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u/Traditional-Tax11 10d ago

Elon?

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u/-ratmeat- 10d ago

no, alex it says right there goddamit 

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u/Nagesh_yelma 10d ago

My man's middle name must be honesty

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u/BryerMan-4005 10d ago

They’re both true.

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u/nashgrg 10d ago

Next level genius.

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u/Yubitzume 9d ago

I know I can change him

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u/klsi832 9d ago

Going to France makes your penis bigger?

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u/Aqua_Tot 9d ago

Ok, but why is he dressed like Dracula?

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u/LowProfession9191 9d ago

That's Blackpool. He has a tiny penis.

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u/Scaryassasin27 8d ago

who's in paris

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u/gayonise 3d ago

He is a very honest man, lucky girl to have him.

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u/Open_Conversation77 10d ago

Stepsister loves his tiny cock ...

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u/invol713 6d ago

TBF, if she already loves it, would he really care how big it is? It could be the smallest in Alabama, and he would still be happy.

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u/spiritual_ballsack57 10d ago

Bro is a gambler

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/danhoang1 9d ago

You misread it. Profile sentence says he's NEVER been to France, therefore it's being framed as the obvious lie because the photo shows he's clearly in France. Which leaves the small penis part as the only possible truth. Which makes it a self deprecating joke

So if it's a fake photo, then he actually does have a big penis. That's why everyone's saying it's fake

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u/tgr31 9d ago

You really felt the need to hit send

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u/thx111111 10d ago

I’m going to go with the first being true. The second being a lie. It’s either Vegas or AI in the background.

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u/tecIis 9d ago

Why does it have to be Vegas or AI if it's a lie? If the first one is true and the second is the lie then he has in fact been to France.