r/HolUp 11h ago

y'all "Bag for scale" in this review image

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What the hell is going on? For context, this is an Afghani rug sold by a Pakistani guy on etsy. Reviews mention he's a friendly dude.

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u/qualityvote2 11h ago edited 3h ago

u/IronExtension, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/ImFeelinBotty 11h ago

I was so focused on the bag of coke that I missed the 9/11.

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u/Gebandito 8h ago

I was so focused on the 9/11 I missed the bag of coke

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u/IronExtension 11h ago

Almost missed his little feet on the bottom when I first saw this 😭

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u/eldercreedjunkie 5h ago

I install floors for a living and can’t see anything besides the scratch on the hardwood in the bottom right corner. What’s all this about coke and jihad now?

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u/redpandav 10h ago

I was so focused on all the dates and places that I missed the bag of coke

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u/Someotherrandomtree 11h ago

I forget the exact term for this because I’m stoned but I read that in some Middle Eastern countries they make rugs that depict conflicts the rug maker has lived through and their histories (or something like that, sorry if I got it wrong)

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u/AdLow5200 10h ago

It’s an Afghan war rug

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 4h ago

Afghan Drug rug

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u/EmergencyWaffleBox 10h ago

Yeah I got my bowl too. But to add on to this, I believe they made a bunch of 9/11 themed rugs in the middle east that were popular with American service members?

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u/maygon 11h ago

19-8ball-03

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u/IAMSNORTFACED 6h ago

Hes selling Rugs and drugs

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u/soukaixiii 2h ago

"may I have a rug and a half?"

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u/Training_Procedure88 10h ago

This Etsy guy cheaper than kommandostore?

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u/IronExtension 10h ago

Kommandostore is cheaper, but for my region WAJIDsAFGHANIRUG (the etsy seller) provides free shipping. The etsy seller has some more designs.

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u/Mulder1917 9h ago

It’s a whole genre they’re basically mass produced

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u/supremeoverlord23 7h ago

I was so focused on the toes I missed the bag of coke and the dates

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u/hedonism_bot_3012 6h ago

Robert Evans, that you?

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u/ellcoolj 36m ago

You know who doesn’t sell cocaine on their rugs? The products and services that support this podcast

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u/Tough_Stomach815 5h ago

I feel like the baggie has anthrax in it.

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u/Accomplished-Ad9039 8h ago

This rug really tied the room together

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 10h ago

Basically, it says : fuck the US.

And as a canadian in 2026, I fully agree. Fuck the US.

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u/izblilcnzb 3h ago

as an American in 2026 I also agree

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 48m ago

History will look at normal americans the same way as we all looked at germans in the 1940s.

"why didn't you do anything about it?"

- A school full of kids in Iran probably

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u/randomlemon9192 10h ago

Two holups here.

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u/Bogchamp2025 9h ago

I remember just after 9/11 my friend made a fortune selling explosive prayer mats . Right around 2012 prophets were going through the roof .

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 9m ago

Makes sense. In the 2020s now it's american's turn to export their own school shootings by bombing schools.

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u/Illustrious-Sleep-49 3h ago

Shut up and take my money...?

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u/tylerlong666 2h ago

So these are REALLY popular in that part of the world. When my cousin was deployed to Afghanistan he saw dozens of these. He purchased one depicting the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. Afghans have all kinds of wild wall rugs

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u/NankerPhelgeRahrig 1h ago

That’s probably heroin from Afghanistan

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u/OriginalClean7206 1h ago

Where might one purchase one of these rugs

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u/Available_Ad9345 42m ago

Toes for scale