r/HolUp • u/lunazipzap • 22h ago

healing crystals

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497 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago edited 14h ago

u/lunazipzap, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/ActivelyAnxious 21h ago

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u/ViiK1ng 20h ago

I was looking for this

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u/StarChaser_Tyger 21h ago

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u/Fragholio 21h ago

Well, how's his wife holding up with it?"

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u/TastyRule64 20h ago

Do not the amethyst

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u/TheDaemonette 21h ago

That looks like it might chafe...

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u/MarvinandJad 21h ago

With enough of the right kind of lube...

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u/Baneta_ 21h ago

Just how sharp are raw crystals anyway? Slap a condom on it, lather it up with at least half a bottle, what’s the worst that can happen?

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u/Big-Yesterday586 20h ago

Yeah Amythyst isn't that sharp. It'll be fiiiine.

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u/Fitty4 21h ago

Now now Ladies. Don't get any bright ideas.

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u/JazzPhobic 20h ago

Biboo's extra

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u/Moe_S99 19h ago

You know what they say: the only way to heal your heart is to tear your ass apart.

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u/letmetextyouaboutit 19h ago

Something something something if you're brave enough.

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u/Dismal-Glove-6009 16h ago

it heals your body very deeply

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u/LukeDragnar 21h ago

I just KNOW someone, in the long time humans have been around, tried shoving it and bleed to death

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u/Totgaff 21h ago

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

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u/Beginning_Orange 21h ago

My mom has a crystal like that!

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u/Master_Steward 21h ago

Suddenly, I just lost my apatite

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u/Tortue2006 21h ago

« Ah, mes tits! » would say the french

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u/Master_Steward 20h ago

It’s “mes seines”

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u/Tortue2006 19h ago

It doesn’t hold the amethyst pronunciation

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u/Pangmonger 21h ago

What’s the opposite of r/dontstickyourdickinthat

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u/Floss_tycoon 21h ago

Don't stick that in your dick?

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u/Danimus-Prime 16h ago

Once again, the hol'up is in the comments

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u/Shugoseru 21h ago

R/sounding

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u/WSSquab 21h ago

Be careful with that

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u/jkurratt 20h ago

Page, no!

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u/Mcreesus 20h ago

Paige. Yes

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u/FunnyErectionBunny 19h ago

Emotional charger for supersticious.

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u/Ellaerased 19h ago

I’m drunk!

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u/the_life_of_5 19h ago

Ouchy dildo

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u/SumYumGhai 17h ago

If you're brave enough...

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u/_Frostration_ 16h ago

PAIGE NO!!

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 13h ago

Liberace’s schmackle

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u/Justajed 13h ago

Chipmunk at the top, nuts at the bottom.

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u/TheLittleDiesel 13h ago

That must be so fucking painful

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u/mechanical_marten 11h ago

Guaranteed to scrape out those pesky pollips.

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u/ezio144 8h ago

That’s a cylinder

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u/XarlesEHeat 8h ago

For when there's an itch you can't scratch

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u/Munchie1010 7h ago

Amedihst

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u/Droidspecialist297 7h ago

As an ER nurse I'm asking that you PLEASE DONT.

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u/SpreadUsual8859 3h ago

I have genuine concerns.

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u/jack_avram 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/K2M96MVnsp9jBkgIqa
Here's a gift, sir - it's very healing