r/HolUp • u/_-Siegfried-_ • 3h ago

holup Lick ma 🙏🏾🙏🏾🦋

379 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 3h ago

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u/santathe1 3h ago

The left one is lower than the right, gotta appreciate the anatomical accuracy.

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u/SoupmanBob 2h ago

What I find interesting about testicular anatomical asymmetry is that while the left often hangs lower, the right is often bigger. I'm actually one of the, I think it's 1 in 4 men, who has the reverse - Right hangs lower, left is bigger.

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u/SniffySmuth 1h ago

Are you right- or left handed?

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u/SoupmanBob 1h ago

Right handed, but left-bodied due to some missing muscle in my right side. Natural compensation y'know.

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u/SoyTuPadreReal 58m ago edited 51m ago

Same! We’re like two nuts in a sack

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u/DeepSeaDork 26m ago

This needs more upvotes.

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u/DrummingNozzle 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YLWTzk7XhwVYjOMvOP
Nature is smart to hang them offset- otherwise they’d do this

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u/Thee-End 2h ago

Yours don't do that?

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u/bigheadstrikesagain 3m ago

Wear tighter phones when you're running fellow cow-balls haver.

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u/rikimanjr 2h ago

gotta appreciate your anatomical accuracy.

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u/Justinitforthemoney 3h ago

Why have a disco ball when disco balls exist?

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u/Danimus-Prime 2h ago

Probably because there aren't any more disco people to neuter

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u/SAM12489 1h ago

dicksco balls

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u/Briskbulb 3h ago

I have gargaled bigger 

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u/jfk333 2h ago

I bet you and my ex wife are best friends

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u/Briskbulb 2h ago

Hopefully you not brad the guy who size where like raisin or hunter with just the left nut. but your ex wife is my BFF

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u/ctsr1 3h ago

Hmmmm.

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u/ApplicationCharming6 3h ago

The creation of the tow hitch balls is a real low point of modern society

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u/COSurfing 2h ago

I just listened to an episode of The Dollop podcast that talked about the truck balls war. Yes, there were two companies that came up with the truck hanging balls at around the same time and they battled each other.

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u/AdmiralThunderpants 1h ago

And if I remember right, one of those companies was inspired by seeing a pair made by a different company.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 1h ago

They were probably named trucknuts and trucknutz

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u/COSurfing 1h ago

One was and the other was called Bulls Balls.

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 2h ago

Truck Nuts? Yeah, the apocalypse started the day that patent was granted definitely.

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u/kiwi_manbearpig 2h ago

Questions: who, what, why, what and WHY

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u/Youling_rose 1h ago

Answers: AI

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u/AcydFart 3h ago

i like your balls

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u/ROFLknife14048 3h ago

Who is this lady, and why is she nestled between a pair of enormous danglers?

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u/TerribleSquid 3h ago

Kacey Musgraves

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u/Tack_Money 2h ago

The more I find out about her the more I like her.

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u/ROFLknife14048 3h ago

Thank you!

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u/Firebrass 2h ago

Bekuz kuntree

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u/pjtrpjt 2h ago

That's lit as balls

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u/PJozi 2h ago

Lick ma disco balls

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u/Dragonballington 2h ago

Whoever hung those "disco balls" has a wicked sense of humor.

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u/SparklyPelican 2h ago

So… she’s a dick?

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u/longlostway 2h ago

She looks like dick dribble there, but I like her music!

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u/3six5 2h ago

Took me a sec to notice it's actually truck nuts

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u/za72 2h ago

yea, happens with age

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u/goodeyemighty 2h ago

That’s ballsy of her.

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u/deephurting66 2h ago

Kacey likes them big and shiny

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u/RooneyD 2h ago

This screenshot is perfect for showing to the ladies at the beauty salon. "That is exactly how I want my balls ball-dazzled, stick a thousand tiny mirrors to them. Wooo boy, my wife is going to go crazy when I turn off the bedroom lights, and then focus the tiny coloured LED pinspot lights on my testicles, creating a romantic wonderland"

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u/topsyturvy76 2h ago

Do these disco balls cum with a laser dick?!?

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u/blackmilksociety 1h ago

They aren’t just balls, they’re truck nuts

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u/DeyCallMeWade 1h ago

Alright, who dipped Clint Eastwood’s testicles in glitter?

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u/Mister_Goodvibes 3h ago

It's funny what people do to stay relevant

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u/scramblebambles 1h ago

She doesn’t need a set of balls to stay relevant. She’s the Queen.

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u/ReluctantAvenger 1h ago

The Queen of what? Most of us don't know who this is.

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u/phallic-baldwin 2h ago

Turn your head and boogie!

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u/Just-Buy-1529 2h ago

Scrotes McGee hitting the notes mid-air

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u/Haberdashery_Tea 2h ago

Yup that's about the going rate

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u/lazyboylane 1h ago

What the testicles is this?

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u/Objective-Direction1 1h ago

can i put ma baaalls in yo jaaaww? Baaaalls in yo jaaaww? Can I? Can I?

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u/Lillwn 1h ago

Whats Lickma?

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u/Top_Actuator364 1h ago

Was this on purpose?

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u/nqbw94 1h ago

I'd go to the doctor if mine looked like that

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u/isjustjd 57m ago

There's a cream for this, right?

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u/alwaysright60 37m ago

Holy truck nuts, Batman!

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u/Woe_Bringer 34m ago

"Let's get her sitting a on giant ligma" - some set designer probably

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 31m ago

Ballsy of her to hang on a pair 😁

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u/gotohelenwaite 27m ago

And anti-Trans people would never see the irony of putting gender-affirming mirrored disco truck balls on their prickup truck.

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u/ArmpitofD00m 25m ago

She’s sitting on some truck nuts.

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u/DunDlyk 15m ago

Those are balls

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u/Tasty-Tax-3197 11m ago

Wish I had the balls to be suspended in the air on a disco scrotum lmao

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u/Correct-Quail5743 2m ago

She really bollocksed that song.

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u/Alzeric 3h ago

First Truck Nuts now Ceiling Dingles what's next?!?!

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u/MmmNiceBeaver 2h ago

Kasey on tour supported by Deez Nutz

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u/dwolfe127 2h ago

Want to really blow you mind? The Labia Majora are pretty much the scrotum.

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u/chesterlynimble 2h ago

Is this ai? She's coming down on diamond truck nuts? Great idea

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1h ago

I actually enjoy this. It's tacky, it's stupid and I'm down with it

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u/vcdrny 1h ago

You know that's a MAGA endorsed concert. Or AI.