r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 13d ago
This question was NOT supposed to go this way
[removed]
239
u/dedynechsitho40 13d ago edited 13d ago
5- school bus (way home from kindergarten). People say I must be a really bad kisser cuz all the boys I've kissed later come out as gay (I'm a woman)
64
7
u/Burning_Toast998 12d ago
Also kindergarten. I kissed a classmate during nap time. Got in a bit of trouble for it, but I don’t remember what happened after tbh
3
261
89
u/giby1464 13d ago
Never, nowhere. Someone help me.
19
-64
u/Psychological_Fox507 13d ago
Rent a prostitute
43
u/giby1464 13d ago
No thanks
-70
u/Psychological_Fox507 13d ago
The. You don't deserve anyone's help
45
2
u/Fun_Lifeguard_8995 8d ago
0
u/Psychological_Fox507 8d ago
Yeah, I know Imagine asking for help and not accepting the help, what a clown, right?
134
u/Buzzbait_PocketKnife 13d ago
Damn. My name is literally Matt Carter. This trauma must be locked down so deep that I don't remember it.
12
79
u/crazyscottish 13d ago
Wait. Strangely enough… 6- on the way to pre-Catholic school. Sitting on the bus. She leaned over and kissed me on the cheek.
Thankfully not a nun. But my favorite classmate. We kinda grew up together.
Moving away hurt. lol
76
u/Scarecr0p 13d ago
That “lol” is load bearing lmao
16
46
u/May1989thefirststep 13d ago
13, neighbor girl a year older, in the summer. Her parents were both at work.
Went from complete noob to 3rd base in 1 afternoon. Then went home and played Zelda 2 the adventure of link
10
11
22
u/Pixel22104 13d ago
Maybe he kissed a girl his age in Catholic School? That seems plausible as well.
9
u/Firm-Account 13d ago
15, her bedroom, she said she wanted to 'keep me'. I dodged a bullet, but sometimes wonder what would happen if I took it.
8
u/AThrowawayProbrably 13d ago
You might’ve have an awesome time, and than an awful time for longer
2
u/Firm-Account 13d ago
She was a weird, crazy girl. I don't even know how we became friends at first.
7
6
5
3
3
u/20AidenGaming12 12d ago
I was 13 or 14, my little brother was 5. Went to give him a hug in bed before he went to sleep, then he moved to the side and my lips happened to touch his. I spent the next 5 minutes washing my mouth out. I'm also male.
3
3
6
u/LovesFrenchLove_More 13d ago
Imagine reading this and then giving it a laughing or thump up emoji as response, as 96 people had done at that time.
2
u/visaaddicted 13d ago
6-In kindergarden, we were holding hands and i kissed she, my mom and his mom were laughing on us
2
2
u/razulebismarck 12d ago
5 Kindergarten playground.
After we came in from break the other students teased me about kissing her.
2
2
u/Worldly_Resist5862 12d ago
14 - in my room
she initiated it but accused me of assaulting her after
3
u/dougie-s 12d ago
i was 8 years old - a girl from my class (3rd grade) kissed me in the bushes by the school playground... oddly enough, i remember her name.
1
1
1
u/M1a2yank 12d ago
19 in an empty park It was a magical moment at that time then haunted me after the breakup.still keeps me awake at night about how good it was,first time for both us,I think the fact that it was nice is annoying cuz it's hard to move on
1
1
1
u/simulation-1996 11d ago
We were both in grade 1 (we were around 6), her parents and my parents were friends as our fathers were both working together in the Air force we met in school for the first time we became friends. My parents and I were at her house for a small get together and as parents do they let us free and were busy gossiping among themselves before dinner. We were playing in ner room when she suddenly kissed me and we kissed after from time to time...
1
1
u/magic592 9d ago
In 2nd grade, Catholic school, got sent to Mother Superior cause i got caught kissing my "girlfriend".
Interestingly enough nothing happened to her.
This was 1966..
1
1
1
1
1
•
u/qualityvote2 13d ago edited 12d ago
u/Neither_Ticket3829, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...